Lauren Goodger #4 New man does anything for cash, basement dwellers photoshop your snatch

[CarrieW24]

Thanks @NinaStar90 for the title. Original was: New man does anything for cash, basement dwellers photoshop your gash. Seems like 'gash' was moderated.

Last conversation was talking about her over inflated lips.

 

[Crapbagchrissie]

I really want to ask on that post for so monroe what size she is wearing for reference

Great thread title by the way

 

[CrazyChickenLady]

I don’t even get how LG is still relevant?

 

[NinaStar90]

Woo my title! Shame gash was censored but ho hum.

 

[CarrieW24]

I really want to ask on that post for so monroe what size she is wearing for reference

Great thread title by the way

I tried to look for a size label when she was panning the camera. Girl is a pro, all the labels were pre hidden or missing!

You'll find those outfits on her depop very soon. Makes sense why all her depop clothes are 8s and 10s. She gives designers the wrong dress size, can't wear it, but can sell it for cash and validation that she's an "8." Designer loses out, Lauren gets a double win

Woo my title! Shame gash was censored but ho hum.

I wish they had at least substituted it to 'slash' so it still rhymes

 

[Emmie81]

Moody Bendi and Liar Vuitton ? No sympathy for the company selling this shite either

 

[265]

Thanks @NinaStar90 for the title. Original was: New man does anything for cash, basement dwellers photoshop your gash. Seems like 'gash' was moderated.

Last conversation was talking about her over inflated lips.

I thought you might have an issue with gash, glad you got it sorted.

I don’t even get how LG is still relevant?

She isn't but thanks to the likes of the Daily Mail...

 

[CarrieW24]

I was trying to think whom she reminded me of when I saw her latest grid post. Her top lip is permanently raised at the corner just like Daniella Westbrook.

Unlike Daniella, LG can still turn this around. Her family needs to do an intervention.

 

[265]

I was trying to think whom she reminded me of when I saw her latest grid post. Her top lip is permanently raised at the corner just like Daniella Westbrook.

Unlike Daniella, LG can still turn this around. Her family needs to do an intervention.

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hang on, is LG the one who has no contact with her family? or have I got my wires crossed?

 

[CarrieW24]

hang on, is LG the one who has no contact with her family? or have I got my wires crossed?

That's what she says but her sister and niece feature on her stories.

 

[265]

That's what she says but her sister and niece feature on her stories.

So she's telling porkies then.

 

[Tishface]

Saw these on Instagram... just gona leave them here.... she’s the ultimate catfish

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I really want to ask on that post for so monroe what size she is wearing for reference

Great thread title by the way

Do it!!! Hahahah

Moody Bendi and Liar Vuitton ? No sympathy for the company selling this shite either

That’s the stuff she posted yesterday but got taken down. All fake products. Like obvious fakes. She must be so desperate for cash. Instead of reigning in her spending like her car lease and her cocktails and rented apartment She would rather do cheap tacky gross porn shots and look like a plus sized fool and sell fake goods.

 

[Clarabella121]

I thought you might have an issue with gash, glad you got it sorted.


She isn't but thanks to the likes of the Daily Mail...

the daily mail mock her, no advertisers will touch her (any big brands) I’ve noticed when Michelle’s in, she’s in the next day selling them airbrushed photos!! I never see any nice comments! She’s so disliked and looking at her IG she promotes herself in completely the wrong way.

it’s a downward spiral, the years since she’s beenon Towie are getting longer and she’s even losing that of any interest now.

 

[CarrieW24]

The Daily Mail is a tit stirring rag tbf. They know how to get maximum comments. If they write 'lithe body', 'peachy posterior,' or 'taut abs' on a clearly overweight person, the comments flood in. If they accidentally use an incorrect name/fact, the comments flood in. If they time an MK article to run at a certain time frame, before an LG article, the comments flood in.

To Lauren's credit, she's not the chief editor. I don't think she decides when her car crash articles are published, and in what order on the side bar of shame... right? ...right? (...somehow I don't believe my own words even as I write them ).
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On another note, I fixed her snapchat avatar for her. You're welcome Lozza! I'm sure the poor busy thing is so exhausted she forgot to add her signature brows and lips... Thought I'd help a girl out.

 

[Katie8ee]

So this morning she has another person in her house as well as the man and by the looks of one of the stories from last night was out on the piss with multiple people. I thought Essex were on restrictions.

 

[LaraQ]

So is Charlie boy living with Lauren now?.It certainly seems like it.

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

So is Charlie boy living with Lauren now?.It certainly seems like it.

They have only been together 2 weeks haven’t they? She will be pregnant by the end of the month!

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

They have only been together 2 weeks haven’t they? She will be pregnant by the end of the month!

I’d bet that’s what she wants more than anything in this world. She’d be able to pimp the kid out and make another few quid.

 

[NinaStar90]

They have only been together 2 weeks haven’t they? She will be pregnant by the end of the month!

Anyone remember the Stephanie Davis/Jeremy McConnell saga? This pair have those antics written all over them