Here’s KEeeeeeebab man again
So someone they know must have said come down and well give you a free feed and you can promote us… Bike and Ball jump out of their seats, dump 1.5week year old LaWhatshername with her absentee dad she barely knows and who was apparently a bad parent her whole life and runs for their dear lives to Hoover up this massive massive plate of food that they can get for free.You just know this was a first course don’t ya
This is what bugs me most about the selfish knob. It’s always about HER. Zero self awareness. “Mummy and Daddy’s first break”. What, from 9 days of looking after your much longed for baby? Good luck with the next 18 years, love.She didn't even mention leaving Lawowzz in the story, just that it was "mummy and daddy's first break". You'd think she'd say something about how much she missed her bewful babeh gel, no? Or that she was nervous leaving her with the grandparents? Or that she was excited to be back home after being out during the day? Nah but she managed to post yet another Faceapp creation of herself though
It's always about HER. It just doesn't add up.
Oh she's a lazy cunt. No way was she going to cope with a baby. Can't wait til she has a toddler having meltdowns.This is what bugs me most about the selfish knob. It’s always about HER. Zero self awareness. “Mummy and Daddy’s first break”. What, from 9 days of looking after your much longed for baby? Good luck with the next 18 years, love.
It’s always “poor me”, “well deserved break”, “pamper time” etc etc. Drives me fucking insane. I understand it’s hard work looking after a new born and big respect to any new mother, but this twat makes it sound like she’s been down the coal pit for six months without coming up for air. Woe is me. Get a grip you child and just get on with it, like many mothers before you have done without posting filtered, alien like selfies on Insta.
First break being to get a fucking fry up too, you can't make it up at this point. They're nothing but slobs. What's stopping that useless lard arse Chaz from getting a fry up on the go? Dumped Lawowze with the grandparents at the first opportunity, all for a free lunch. I'm surprised the grandparents didn't tell her to shove it up her arse.This is what bugs me most about the selfish knob. It’s always about HER. Zero self awareness. “Mummy and Daddy’s first break”. What, from 9 days of looking after your much longed for baby? Good luck with the next 18 years, love.
It’s always “poor me”, “well deserved break”, “pamper time” etc etc. Drives me fucking insane. I understand it’s hard work looking after a new born and big respect to any new mother, but this twat makes it sound like she’s been down the coal pit for six months without coming up for air. Woe is me. Get a grip you child and just get on with it, like many mothers before you have done without posting filtered, alien like selfies on Insta.
Eeee man, I’ve just spat me pork pie out at the cat. That is classic, just like Lawose
I'm cackling at this! The pic in the upper right hand corner is my all time fave of Chaz it really captures him at his most pensive
. Hahahah I’m sitting on my sofa and this picture has really made me laughthe face
I've really enjoyed hearing on the messages on how much my waiter pic made people laugh and I'm very flattered as wellPom I had to pinch that face , it cracks me upIt the grin
LOOOOOOOOOOOOLHere’s KEeeeeeebab man again
LOOOOOOOOOOOOLHere’s KEeeeeeebab man again
Thank you
The grandparents aren’t going to say no. No one will say no. Everyone will offer. But you don’t expect them to take you up on the offer with a brand new newborn. Surely not. You would think between the two of them one of them would have had some common sense. Goodger will either have seen these comments or heard from her “mates” what’s been going on here today, they’re not going to tell her what they really think of what she’s done, if anything they’ll probably tell her good for you you had a break. And Goodgers response will be I don’t give a flying fuck what we hater fans say. No doubt her response to everything, and that’s because she lives in a deluded world where she thinks she is happy and complete and beautiful and relevant, but she’s anything but.First break being to get a fucking fry up too, you can't make it up at this point. They're nothing but slobs. What's stopping that useless lard arse Chaz from getting a fry up on the go? Dumped Lawowze with the grandparents at the first opportunity, all for a free lunch. I'm surprised the grandparents didn't tell her to shove it up her arse.
Hiya! I think we talked about those tweets just a couple of days ago!! When she announced she was going back to work soon.Just going to leave this here…
Stop!!!your killing me.Kebab man is going to work with a kebab in a pram to swap it over with Larose when Chaz isn't looking...
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Which won't be hard to do ....
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LoooooooooooolHiya! I think we talked about those tweets just a couple of days ago!! When she announced she was going back to work soon.
Stop!!!your killing me.
A dick shaped piece of meat. He ain’t gonna miss that. He’s swap that out anyday
LoooooooooooolHiya! I think we talked about those tweets just a couple of days ago!! When she announced she was going back to work soon.
Stop!!!your killing me.
A dick shaped piece of meat. He ain’t gonna miss that. He’s swap that out anyday
I reported that! She does it all the time! Every promotion should be reported, it’s tax evasion!Hopefully this was a tattle complaint!!
Lauren Goodger Instagram post banned over ad disclosure failure
The post by the former Only Way Is Essex star promoted a foreign exchange trading tips service.www.shropshirestar.com
I looked after a 6 week d once, never again, you don’t know their ways, I thought she’d stopped breathing and panicked like mad! Called the parents home from a wedding. Like someone said who would look after latulip at a week old? No, timeline I reckon is!Yeah until he summoned his braincells together in order to tell his mum, 'I have secret. Lauren is work wife. Found in twitter. Alex Reid not available no more, he found real wife. I texted Moleman to meet her. He looked happy, he ran away laughing..somefink about dastardly plan. Lauren was big girl and bloated but everybody said she look like that in real life so I dint fink anyfink bout it. After few momfs I nearly had a thought, it gave me bad headache. Lauren was bigger and round on the front. She kept sicking. I turned off the Hoover and shouted 'why Lauren, why!?' and pointed at her. She put down her Turkish delight and said she knocked up. Ahmet did it. He her only fan. I said ok. I like free kebabs and mirrored surfaces. I agree keep pretending for happy life. When baby is big Lauren will tag halfords on soshul meedya and get me and baby bike and we be best friends playing in carpark. She will have name like takeaway joint but not my fault. Don't tell grandma big secret please '
The other side of this is who the hell would want the responsibility of looking after someone else's one week old baby? Admittedly those who've had kids might not feel the same level of terror but if a family member made me mind their newborn I'd be staring at it in fear the whole time and poking it constantly to make sure it was breathing!
Her bare bump pics on instagram were headless too a lot of the time- i wondered if she'd used somebody elses.Still don’t think she was preggers like… just fat like me. She clearly had something stuffed up that dress she was wearing as a skirt when they were supposedly picking up things for lalalabamba and the whole thing has been off since the start
Five star dining, a grease-fest for this pair of grease merchants What next then in the 5* gourmet tour? Maccy Ds? KFC family feast x 2? Or a freebie off old Mehmet down at Sheesh?You just know that if Little Chef was still a thing they’d be eating there every fucking night
He'd be alright at cricket though - as a sightscreenAfter footballDoes that mean he’s been playing with she a ball............cause I can’t see him dragging his huge carcass round a 5s pitch
Thats quite rude! PwwwwaaaahahahahahaLoooooooooooolxx
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If it comes to a choice between staying home wiv' da beybeh or a free grease-fest then I expect the janitor at the flats has been left to deal wiv LawoseThe grandparents aren’t going to say no. No one will say no. Everyone will offer. But you don’t expect them to take you up on the offer with a brand new newborn. Surely not. You would think between the two of them one of them would have had some common sense. Goodger will either have seen these comments or heard from her “mates” what’s been going on here today, they’re not going to tell her what they really think of what she’s done, if anything they’ll probably tell her good for you you had a break. And Goodgers response will be I don’t give a flying fuck what we hater fans say. No doubt her response to everything, and that’s because she lives in a deluded world where she thinks she is happy and complete and beautiful and relevant, but she’s anything but.
She'll be having toddler meltdowns alongside LawoseOh she's a lazy cunt. No way was she going to cope with a baby. Can't wait til she has a toddler having meltdowns.
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