‘Keeps forgetting to eat’ but palming off her days-old kid to go for a fry up. ‘Kay.
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I don’t have kids but surely it’s not normal to palm off a newborn so quickly just to refill her giant ass with carbs.
I don’t know about you guys but I didn’t leave my newborns side for months before I went out without them. Is this normal or just me?
Totally normal - think I went out for a meal with my husband when our first was about four months old, lasted about three hours before legging it home due to leaky boobs! Can’t even conceive leaving a baby this young, especially when (supposedly) breastfeeding.
That's her "what noise does the duck make Lawose?" face. Lawose will respond by grunting like a pig, just like her mama when she's shovelling food down her neck
View attachment 696169 didnt taje them long to dump Larose, most first time mums cannot bear to be away from baby but not big Lozza, food is more important to her.and wtf is this face???
That made me proper belly laughThat's her "what noise does the duck make Lawose?" face. Lawose will respond by grunting like a pig, just like her mama when she's shovelling food down her neck
A fry up with extra chips on the side?!!!
But remember she is Bike pumped and pumped and pumped so previous gel had newtrishon milk in frigg
hahah Lozza there’s something wrong with your face, where’s that beauty spot gone that you painstakingly make visible on every other photo?
I read the last word as
!That's for la piece de resistance 'le chip butty'.
Agreed. The whole 'your gonna be amazin parents' because of how they look ? Does my head in. Doesn't matter what you look like if your personality and attitude is uglyWhy is everything about looks , some daft twit has said they both look unreal. Why would you say thatCh’Arg cannot even string a basic sentence together and their faces are off the Hollywood filter . Rant over !
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full of bewful minwals!! I genuinely couldn’t have left my newborn, plus any spare opportunity I had when grandparents round I would sleep as I was so exhausted!! No way would I have been arsed to get ready and go out
Yeah I didn’t want to comment as I don’t have kids but I don’t know anyone who has left their child for lunch with their boyfriend with a “1.5 week” newborn. Sure it must be common and good for her if she feel she feels she doesn’t want or need to be near her constantly, but that’s a first I’ve heard.
I don’t think she’s ‘got ready’ as much as just stuck a filter on. I’ve been up since 4am for work and look like a bag of shite but when I gave Lozzas filter a try I didn’t half fancy myselfNewtrishon milk
I genuinely couldn’t have left my newborn, plus any spare opportunity I had when grandparents round I would sleep as I was so exhausted!! No way would I have been arsed to get ready and go out
Deep fried potatoes or a pizza is a staple side for these to buckets of lard.
Dam we keep forgetting it’s LaMiracle. She’s probably babysitting herself now after spending yesterday potty training herself.
Yes! We did go out for a Nandos (classy like) when our oldest was a week old but she came with us in the car seat and just slept. Lazy greedy bastards.
And - FFS, COVID. Why would you risk catching it and passing to a newborn?
Were we expecting parents of the year? No, no we were not.
Wow that is early - I could barely function at that stage let alone let my bub out of sight and go and eat?!
She has an easy baby that sleeps and does everything by the book remember
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