Lauren Goodger #37 From Lindo wing to bingo wing, still no Laulie so scrunchies sing.

[Blowup80]

Your back!!!

I am! All refreshed and relaxed ready to rip the shit out of this bullshit birth story!!!!

 

[Pom Bear]

You ready for this @Pom Bear

I have a pic of the foot, she is certainly Chaz's xx.

 

[Userom]

That card has gone from her stories !! Good spot !!!
So is that Larose?

lauren and rose so she is putting her first and middle names together ?

 

[Mollichop]

Just checked, it's still up there!

just a though though, this card came with the flowers so likely to have been written by the florist, what if it was a phone order and she heard the name wrong??


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And there we have it!

Actually from that angle it looks more like Carosel

 

[Blond3g1rl]

It does look like a very developed hand for a newborn.

And having the exclusive lined up?

All a bit weird.

And scary.

And yuck

To be fair it was a year gestation, surprised it hasn’t come out with age spots.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

And he’s back on again. Boy fatherhood must be really exciting him.

 

[Laurst]

She's had the bewful girl

 

[Izzbizz1212]

On the birth of who? Is it the name?

 

[minnietheminx]

No way was that baby born today, some of her mates quoting how gorgeous she is etc, no way would big Loz share a photo with anyone, she’d want to be paid! My guess is baby was born a couple of weeks ago, caesarean and been at home selling all they can! That hand is far too smooth to be a newborn born within the last few hours, how did ok have their story ready? Note how they said born on Tuesday? They didn’t say which one! Not one paper says today, just that she announced the birth today! Carefully orchestrated scam!

 

[Izzbizz1212]

Ah delighted I got a screenshot!! Thought it might have been a mistake on her part uploading it!! Exclusive reveal ruined

 

[behindthesofa]

Going back a few comments, but someone mentioned the psychologist's evaluation of Loz, that she matched herself to her boyfriends in order to belong.
It's as if she's stunted at 15, where having boys fancy you is everything and your personality is still developing. She's never developed her own interests-what does she really do other than Instagram?
I almost feel quite sorry for her, she's desperate for validation and happiness, but she doesn't seem to have found her own self by her mid thirties. Making 'you' happy is a lot of pressure to put on a person, especially a child, and it never works.

 

[Lan70]

She’s just a Fucken idiot isn’t she !!


She had one chance !! One chance!!!!! to call her baby something bewful

To get it right and have everyone ooh and ahhh ??
And what did she do ???

Yep she chose too name her something that sounds like a cheap bottle of Fucken wine from Lidl !!!

She’s Absolutely hideous isn’t she !!

Haha may aswell have called the poor little fucka Lauren ????

Fucks sake !!!
Lauren …you will never learn luv

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Thread suggestion

Baby named Larose Drury, will she be forever blurry?

 

[Pom Bear]

Baby's got her first tattoo xx.

The other hand has Take Away on it xx

I think as he a bike,
She a ball.
Baby can be mini ball x

 

[Chi4]

Coming next from lozza ….. she’s so good looking , dark olive skin etc that type of thing.

 

[Eureka]

Delighted the baby arrived safely but can’t help feel sad that on her first day as a mum she’d rather repost shit on Instagram rather than spend time getting to know her new baby.

 

[Sjr2607]

I reakon she brought those flowers herself and wrote the card. The writing is so similar to her own and look atthe hearts on the letter i

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Am I being a prude here but I am actually really disgusted that Chaz has been on OF just now?

Whether the baby was born last month, last week, last hour, the announcement was made today and that gloit can't even give it 24 hours before he is back rummaging with his own flaccid bell end (or someone else's).

I don't get it but for some unknown reason they both have deluded fans who actually give a shit about them, surely he could have used that time to make a token announcement to them


Moderated (sure there will be a flurry later on when they take it off)

Yeah I think it’s a bit vile. Even if it’s just to check messages, it’s not necessary.

 

[geordiegirl]

No Lauren just no; we all know she wasn’t born yesterday and neither were us scrunchies!!!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Can you believe Charlie was on OF after the birth of his daughter! Dear lord

And here’s the proof again