Lauren Goodger #37 From Lindo wing to bingo wing, still no Laulie so scrunchies sing.

[BonsaiBobbi]

So I am a sex worker, went back to online content recently and in person soon when covid settles. Everyone in my life knows about it- and I think I've said previously, I've been in the public eye for it (If you suspect you might know who I am though, please don't out me on Tattle, haha). My kid knows about it and has done for many years. My kid's school has known for years. When I say everyone knows, yeah.
I'm aware people have talked behind our backs a little, but never once has anyone said anything negative to myself or my child about it. People come into my home and they see a thriving polite and kind child, and a mother who would literally do anything to support them. My child is grateful for what I've done, and knows the facts in an age appropriate way. Any questions are answered honestly. I've worked hard enough to make sure my child will have their own home by the time they are ready to fly the nest.
I'm in the very privileged position of being independent with no direct physical risks to myself or my family due to the way I work- I recognise not everyone has this, but I wish they did!

I actually disagree with Lauren doing sex work WHEN she was carrying baby gel. Do not use an unborn child as a prop in sex work- that's my opinion. But if mother's are safe, saavy and the child is cared for, I don't see why sex work should be an issue as a career choice. I know due to my mental health conditions I would never have made the lifestyle for my child that I did- without SW.

Hello. Took a break for a bit. Work schedule mostly.

When my youngest's father buggered off (leaving us in debt), I used to sit up all night working for a site whereby men would buy 'credits' to exchange messages with women.

As a cash in hand employee, you were given a profile of a woman. Their age, interests, character etc. A photo was supplied.

It was a tag team thing.

Messages came in. Different people answered - in rotation - pretending to be the character we were given.

Sometimes people were creepy. You'd report that.

Sometimes other people answering would go a bit mad and I'd have to apologise and convince people that the made up person was just a bit damaged and that's why the conversation couldn't move off line.

It is sex work, I suppose. And it is exploitative to all parties.

These lonely men so desperate for sex or friendship they were squandering money. Our bank of impoverished people (I am sure some of my co-workers were not women) desperate for cash.

I used to put in about six hours a night, between 10pm and 4am, then start my day job at 9am.

I don't regret it at all.

I would do anything to feed my children. As long as it wasn't criminal.

I am not ashamed of it.

Got about £150 for 20hrs work.

The deluded men were often spending £150 a week to send messages to a relay team of struggling mums like me.

It is the same sort of model as OnlyFans. Probably the same desperate clients.

I wouldn't put my name, body or contact details out there.

She does. It worries me.

But I agree. There is no shame in sex work. There is shame in the abuse and criminalisation of those involved in it.

She isn't on the streets. People who are largely have mental health and/or substance abuse problems.

We still penalise them and not the people who use them (who might not ALL be that bad. Some of us are probably unwittingly partnered up with them).

I just find the media refusal to acknowledge that OnlyFans is a porn site quite weird.

I am also disgusted that daddy to princess has been milking his tiny albino slug all over his subscriber's sad little faces throughout labour and birth, really sick.

Has Kitty's baby arrived?

I am more excited about this than BYG's delivery!

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Bloody hell - and just like that she's here !

My moneys on a c-section.

Looks like she will be "releasing" the stories / updates / lies over the coming days.

Brace yourself gang !

New born babies go one of two ways:

1. sleep loads for the first two weeks then fuck you over
2. Fuck you over from the off

 

[Badirene]

Aw I'm so excited my first thread title. I would like to thank all the Scrunchies, big Loz for being inspurashanul and Chaz for his Slappy Bum dance. Big thanks goes to Laulie of course, who took one peek out of her mother though fuck that and stayed put for a bit longer, if she had been birfed the thread title would have made less sense than it does now.

 

[TeddiK]

Ah what a momentous day! Just watching itv2 and mark wright was asked what he’d be doing if he wasn’t famous and he said “probably shagging a worse version of Michelle keegan” ahahaha - hope she’s watching it after love island. I’ve got a 3 week old now btw - thought i was same dates as our loz.

 

[JakeM]

220 comments already? We’re going through this thread quicker than Lauren eating a McDonald’s breakfast.

 

[ellabal]

This is doing the rounds on Twitter. Future for Laulie?

 

[MunHun]

Not sure if it’s been said
I’m just catching up xx
A think the plumber story was utter bullshit to hide the fact she was having a hospital birth shes that sly xx

Plumper was code for anaesthetist as that bitch was hollering for an epidural when she realised scented candles weren’t going cut the fucking mustard!

 

[Pom Bear]

Good luck @Kittykat45 hope you deliver safely soon and it doesn't sting too much! Think of us waving our scrunchies to cheer you on! (sorry not as talented as @Pom Bear to be able do a piccy for you )

Here you are from all of us @Kittykat45
That's a lovely idea @Silly-old-Slapper so I thought I make it xx.
I just saw your message on the Katie thread I can't make that one sadly, but hope you happy with our Scrunchies pic Love from Pom xx.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I am actually howling you couldn't make this pair up! Why let a small thing like having a fucking baby get in the way of your Only fans/Instagram/Takeaway lifestyle. It's just so horrendous it's hilarious, they are a couple of slabbering slobbies.

Edited to add- I just clocked that the meal is even a Beggy Mitchell job as they have tagged the takeaway

They’ve turned the non birth day into a shout out to Palm Caribbean

 

[Pom Bear]

You legend

Thank you xx.
My original idea was doing a pic of a nose running away after seeing Loz's nose missing xx.

He a bike.
She a ball.
Ball with missing nose.
Babygel is Larose

Lol

 

[roseturntupnose]

No loz I'm not dying to see her. I am however, dying to laugh at the name. And dying to see your photoshopped attempt at a post partum body reveal

Actually I'm excited for pap pics too

 

[NinaStar90]

Are they having a jerk chicken TAKEAWAY after she's given birth? What the utter fuck

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

Am I being a prude here but I am actually really disgusted that Chaz has been on OF just now?

Whether the baby was born last month, last week, last hour, the announcement was made today and that gloit can't even give it 24 hours before he is back rummaging with his own flaccid bell end (or someone else's).

I don't get it but for some unknown reason they both have deluded fans who actually give a shit about them, surely he could have used that time to make a token announcement to them


Moderated (sure there will be a flurry later on when they take it off)

I agree with you completely. I find the whole him and her porn thing vile at any time but immediately post-birth is disgusting.

She is incredibly annoying but I am still happy for her that she has had a healthy baby.

I also feel sad for her that he could do that.

It is revolting and so disrespectful to her and the baby.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Imagine her first post partum poo after eating that spicy Caribbean food

 

[Blowup80]

Afternoon scrunchies!! I have just caught up. You lot are fucking mental! Some amazing lyrical work in previous thread.
Baby gel is here? Or was she already here? God knows but I bloody love babies so I can't wait to see her but what I can't wait for even more is the slimmed down edited to high heavens easy birth I'm best mam ever fucking photo spread!!

 

[liar liar]

Anybody near Buck Palace gates in case something is pinned up there?

 

[Crowbag]

I taught in pupil referral units for many years (kids thrown out of mainstream school, usually for violence), 6 to 14 year olds.
Several had sex worker parents and the damage was immense.
Minimal respect for women, horrible rape based threats towards female staff and fellow pupils, girls sexually active from 9 with no understanding that blowing a row of lads wasn't the norm.

In my experience those with alcoholic or druggy parents tended to cope better, short and long term than those in the sex industry.
Empowering, fek that. It empowers the men who run it, use it, pay for it, that's all.

 

[liar liar]

Unless you say Lauren you are so pretty and amazing, your comment ain’t getting on

imagine being hated so much in the country you can’t be commented on in Daily Mail.

I don't think it is hatred it is just people being bored to shite with everything she and other similar z-lebs troll out day after day - 'look at our perfick lives' when they are all on the beg. There has been zero thought or empathy for anyone else by anyone of them unless a paper has paid for them to be connected to something noble. The past 18 months have been the most horrible for most people in this country and, indeed, the world. They should shut their clinically altered (no theyz my natrel lips innit) and think on a bit. People have died and not been mourned as expected. Pregnant mums not allowed any family with them. People losing their homes. Not being able to feed themselves. They are all so selfish and self-absorbed it is fucking ridiculous. That's what got me on here at the end of November last year. You lot are a joy to chat with; your zany humour, your honesty and your love just shine

 

[Sunnydaze101]

So baby Lauli is born on National Lollypop day. I kid you not

 

[SATCGOSS]

See her name is now "New Mum Lauren Goodger" - makes a nice change from "Pregnant Lauren Goodger".

I’m getting very hacked off with DM people defending her though using that as an excuse e.g. ‘How can you write that about a pregnant woman’ has now turned into ‘How can you write that about a new mum?’

Bottom line, the woman is a Cunt, she always was a Cunt and always will be a Cunt!

Behaviour is behaviour and pregnancy or having just had a child does not alter that (evidenced beautifully by Lauren herself in the last 24 hours) so why should people’s opinions change based on maternity etc?

Sorry for multiple C-bombing