Lauren Goodger #37 From Lindo wing to bingo wing, still no Laulie so scrunchies sing.

[Caw1982]

Brace yourselves for the Woman's Own and TV Times spreads as no decent magazine gives a tit. OK won't be paying for her heroic birth story surely?

 

[Zyon]

I am also really disgusted. Its actually made me feel sick. It just feels so disrespectful and gross. This is the moment when you are in absolute awe of your new baby, and you spend hours just looking at the little creature not believing how wonderful it is. Not worrying about your £3 a month willy wacking fans.

‘Willy wacking fans’

However , I agree it does seem bizarre & nauseating.

 

[liar liar]

I registered my baby a few weeks ago and he’s nearly 6 months, Delay due to covid - Ididn’t have to provide anything. Must be down to where you are possibly

I suspect that the hospital had already registered via your NHS records.

 

[WordSalad]

Brace yourselves for the Woman's Own and TV Times spreads as no decent magazine gives a tit. OK won't be paying for her heroic birth story surely?

Maybe she'll feature in The Tatler No she won't, she definitely won't.

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

This is weird:

She confirmed her relationship on 19 October

She confirmed her pregnancy on 19 January

Exactly six months to the day (19 July) she goes into labour and delivers.

Coincidence is astounding!

 

[AimlessShameless]

This is weird:

She confirmed her relationship on 19 October

She confirmed her pregnancy on 19 January

Exactly six months to the day (19 July) she goes into labour and delivers.

Coincidence is astounding!

And she has 19 different faces in the last 19 days

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

And she has 19 different faces in the last 19 days

And her birthday is the 19.

That numerology tit she's into seems to work as well as the magical reflexology.

 

[Bubblepink]

And she has 19 different faces in the last 19 days

But what face will she select to appear on the first photos with baby Laulie?

 

[liar liar]

This is weird:

She confirmed her relationship on 19 October

She confirmed her pregnancy on 19 January

Exactly six months to the day (19 July) she goes into labour and delivers.

Coincidence is astounding!

I feel a song coming on 'Nnnnnnnn nineteen' off ya go @Badirene

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Oh god.... the bay bayeeee is here! I expect all will be revealed in next Tuesday's new! magazine.....

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Here we go.
The deluge of baby photos - sadly there's bound to be photoshoppery involved, of the poor baby.
The deluge of really shite freebies.
Ditto over sharing of every intimate moment of being a new mum.

It's going to be a mixture of utterly unbearable and absolutely hilarious.

I expect she'll be on the phone booking a freebie bum-job, new teef and all the rest of it ready for Laulie's first birfday

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

OK (and the outlets that have repeated their story) make no mention of when she gave birth, only that she had. She had it last Jultember I'm telling you!

Other sources have said today.

Mirror:

Lauren Goodger and her toyboy (lol) boyfriend Charles Drury have welcomed their baby daughter into their lives.

A representative for the former TOWIE star, 34, told OK! : "Mother and baby are doing really well. Lauren and her partner Charlie are really looking forward to spending some quality time with their new arrival."

OK

EXCLUSIVE: The former TOWIE star has welcomed her first child with partner Charles Drury


Lauren Goodger has given birth to her first child, a baby girl, OK! can exclusively reveal.

It's Lauren's first baby with her partner and builder Charles Drury.

A representative for Lauren told OK!: "Mother and baby are doing really well. Lauren and her partner Charlie are really looking forward to spending some quality time with their new arrival."

The former TOWIE star previously told new she was planning to have a completely natural home birth.

 

[Katie8ee]

This is weird:

She confirmed her relationship on 19 October

She confirmed her pregnancy on 19 January

Exactly six months to the day (19 July) she goes into labour and delivers.

Coincidence is astounding!

Especially as all of these 19th are Monday/Tuesday which is so coincidental as OK comes out on a Thursday I have said it before and I will say it again, she is an absolute bag of lies.

 

[Facehugger]

Congrats on your first thread title @Badirene and thanks to our little raccoon raptor @Katie8ee for doing the honours so beautifully

All I can say is THANK duck FOR THAT!! Do we know exactly when the baybeh popped out then? ??

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Maybe she'll feature in The Tatler No she won't, she definitely won't.

What about Horse & Hound? They did entertain skanky once upon a time so you never know

 

[Anna666]

I suspect that the hospital had already registered via your NHS records.

I think it gets sent electronically these days, by hospital ... and when parents go to register, date and time is already recorded, so there's no way they can lie

 

[Freeka]

I am also really disgusted. Its actually made me feel sick. It just feels so disrespectful and gross. This is the moment when you are in absolute awe of your new baby, and you spend hours just looking at the little creature not believing how wonderful it is. Not worrying about your £3 a month willy wacking fans.

Loz looking at something else other than her own filtered reflection? Let's hope so.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

That poor child is going to be forever traumatised when she sticks her onto one of those massive norks of hers

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Brace yourselves for the Woman's Own and TV Times spreads as no decent magazine gives a tit. OK won't be paying for her heroic birth story surely?

Yep they will

 

[Freeka]

Especially as all of these 19th are Monday/Tuesday which is so coincidental as OK comes out on a Thursday I have said it before and I will say it again, she is an absolute bag of lies.

What a way to live.