Lauren Goodger #37 From Lindo wing to bingo wing, still no Laulie so scrunchies sing.

[MrFMercury]

Well if you’re a prude so am I @SATCGOSS because I thought the same thing. And evidence (scientifically gathered from anyone who ever met me) would indicate I’m generally not prudish.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Am I being a prude here but I am actually really disgusted that Chaz has been on OF just now?

Whether the baby was born last month, last week, last hour, the announcement was made today and that gloit can't even give it 24 hours before he is back rummaging with his own flaccid bell end (or someone else's).

I don't get it but for some unknown reason they both have deluded fans who actually give a tit about them, surely he could have used that time to make a token announcement to them


Moderated (sure there will be a flurry later on when they take it off)

Yeah I think it’s a bit vile. Even if it’s just to check messages, it’s not necessary.

 

[Bubblepink]

 

[smellyfootballboots]

When you register a birth, is the date you put down checked? Or do they trust you to be telling the truth…

It's on the paperwork from the hospital - which I can't remember if you have to take with you.. sorry I'm bloody useless!

 

[Bubblepink]

A big round of applause for all the scrunchies for surviving the worlds longest gestation of a human being.

Baby Laulie has arrived!

We don’t know the details but who’s betting for a “my traumatic birth story” story coming to ‘New’ magazine on a shelf near you soon!

 

[CuppaTeanotcoffee]

Hurrah bewful bubby girl has been slid out of Lozzas hairy kebab!!

 

[Notredamn]

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Yay, it's offishul!

I think the OF activity is him checking his pennies to transfer into a bank account although 1) I'm probably being optimistic 2) I have no idea how it works

 

[Anna666]

Yeah I think it’s a bit vile. Even if it’s just to check messages, it’s not necessary.

No not prudish at all ... Im the same, nothing much shocks me ... but this behaviour is not good ... no decent person would have done this, it gives an indication of his mindset ... Ive said this all along, he is immature, a chancer ... who will eventually get tired of this new dad stuff, and leg it, leaving her alone with baby ... for him, and her nothing is sacred, not even the birth of their child .... she`ll be active online soon enough herself ... these zlist twats live in their own bubble, and most are not decent folks

 

[Bubblepink]

When you register a birth, is the date you put down checked? Or do they trust you to be telling the truth…

You’re given like a ‘receipt’ from the hospital with the birth details on it lol.
When you go and register the birth you take it with you. So she wouldn’t be able to lie.

but that doesn’t mean she won’t lie to her ‘fans’

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

I agree - so at some point today we will get a photo of a foot and their fingers (yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn) and the first photos and the name will be in the mag (yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn)

You ready for this @Pom Bear

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

Am I being a prude here but I am actually really disgusted that Chaz has been on OF just now?

Whether the baby was born last month, last week, last hour, the announcement was made today and that gloit can't even give it 24 hours before he is back rummaging with his own flaccid bell end (or someone else's).

I don't get it but for some unknown reason they both have deluded fans who actually give a tit about them, surely he could have used that time to make a token announcement to them


Moderated (sure there will be a flurry later on when they take it off)

I agree with you completely. I find the whole him and her porn thing vile at any time but immediately post-birth is disgusting.

She is incredibly annoying but I am still happy for her that she has had a healthy baby.

I also feel sad for her that he could do that.

It is revolting and so disrespectful to her and the baby.

 

[Userom]

Am I being a prude here but I am actually really disgusted that Chaz has been on OF just now?

Whether the baby was born last month, last week, last hour, the announcement was made today and that gloit can't even give it 24 hours before he is back rummaging with his own flaccid bell end (or someone else's).

I don't get it but for some unknown reason they both have deluded fans who actually give a tit about them, surely he could have used that time to make a token announcement to them


Moderated (sure there will be a flurry later on when they take it off)

I am also really disgusted. Its actually made me feel sick. It just feels so disrespectful and gross. This is the moment when you are in absolute awe of your new baby, and you spend hours just looking at the little creature not believing how wonderful it is. Not worrying about your £3 a month willy wacking fans.

 

[Badirene]

A big round of applause for all the scrunchies for surviving the worlds longest gestation of a human being.

Baby Laulie has arrived!

We don’t know the details but who’s betting for a “my traumatic birth story” story coming to ‘New’ magazine on a shelf near you soon!

I say Exchange and Mart will have the "exclusive" story. You can imagine it too Loz posed demurely, "My noon was painful but I soldiered on" Chaz the proud father "So excited I cracked one out on Only Fans"

Joking aside I hope their little girl is happy and healthy and has sensible people in their extended families to keep an eye out for her. It's really grim that he was on that site today, it just feels wrong.

 

[Notredamn]

I took my red book in when registering births. All certificates are public documents so she would be daft to lie. She is very daft though...

 

[Whatstheteasis]

Yay, it's offishul!

I think the OF activity is him checking his pennies to transfer into a bank account although 1) I'm probably being optimistic 2) I have no idea how it works

Probably needs the pennies to go get a tin of Cow and Gate in cause big Lozza milked herself dry for her OFs pervs

 

[GossipQueen69]

You’re given like a ‘receipt’ from the hospital with the birth details on it lol.
When you go and register the birth you take it with you. So she wouldn’t be able to lie.

but that doesn’t mean she won’t lie to her ‘fans’

I registered my baby a few weeks ago and he’s nearly 6 months, Delay due to covid - Ididn’t have to provide anything. Must be down to where you are possibly

 

[abcdabcd]

"...looking forward to spending some quality time with their new arrival "

SOME? Quality time? They do realise this isn't a PS5, right?

 

[JakeM]

No comments on DM

You’re right, Not even a comment from Goodyah!

 

[Caw1982]

So if baby was born weeks ago, it will go on some kind of register. She can't lie about the birthday for the next 18 years surely??
I smell bullshit with latest pics. She's been slack on her socials for a couple of weeks and no pregnant woman, especially one that moaned as much as her goes for dinner at a golf club in 30 degrees, even one as hungry as her!!!!

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

I registered my baby a few weeks ago and he’s nearly 6 months, Delay due to covid - Ididn’t have to provide anything. Must be down to where you are possibly

Gosh. I hadn't considered the COVID delay.

Having a baby in lockdown must be very, very stressful.

I salute you.