Lauren Goodger #36 She’s gone nude, we’ve all spewed, we all know Chaz just wants a dude.

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I mean you do get sick of being pregnant, but the science says its the hormones released by the baby that determines the onset of Labour, there is FUCK ALL u can do really - just have to wait until baby is ready I mean she could have another 2 plus weeks left although docs are very much for induction after 42 weeks.
As someone who has given birth twice, I would be dreading it NOT trying to bring it on
 
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I’m surprised she’s quiet because I thought she’d maybe have plenty of pre planned (filtered) stuff to post so she could throw us all off the (dear god no thanks) scent. Then, 5 seconds after a thanks to dustbin Dave’s cheap as chips take away lunch she could do a “tada! My bewful young gel as arrived!”

When I had my first it taught me to respect my body in a totally different way. It didn’t fix all my issues with it but I genuinely did feel grateful it got me and the baby through a touch a go situation alive. I hope Lozza doesn’t experience the near death bit but does realise how amazing her body is without fillers and freezing bits and filters.
 
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My one and only little cherub decided to arrive 5 days early which was fortunate as it was the beginning of August, red hot and I was the size of four Lozza's. If I'd gone to my due date I'd have got my hand in and pulled him out myself
 
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If she is giving birth, then the woman rubbing her trotters yesterday must be good!
 
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"From Lindo wing to Bingo wing, still no Laulie so Scrunchies sing"
 
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"Quick pump the pool, record for 'gram, then Chaz throw your pants at the cam"
 
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Lauren Goodger #37 The bulk pap shots have come in handy, the babe’s still not born and her legs are still bandy
 
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Random question but does anyone have a recommendation for a good pizza stone? Thanks v much
It will always be hard to replicate genuine pizza in a domestic oven, however, you can use you thickest baking trays stacked and turned UPSIDE DOWN. They need a long preheat. The best for this is actually your grill tray inverted and resting on top shelf.
 
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I knew I was right! That 'skirt' is a dress from H&M reduced to £9 - it shows it in the DM article. What a weird thing to do...
 
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I knew I was right! That 'skirt' is a dress from H&M reduced to £9 - it shows it in the DM article. What a weird thing to do...
That’s an amazing spot!, DM though “get the LG look, dress to impress” bwahahaha how can you get her look when it changes every photo

 
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Lauren Goodger #37: He a bike, she a ball. Plumber needed for birthing pool.
 
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Just woke up from a nap and still no Laulie! Is someone starting a new thread or shall I ? May need a few minutes to open my eyes
 
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If she is in labour I wonder where all the selfies and updates are that were promised
Or has she realised that giving birth actually… you know… hurts?
 
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