Anyone know what an untold pineapple is ???
Lauren Goodger #36 She’s gone nude, we’ve all spewed, we all know Chaz just wants a dude.
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So basically she's a prostitute?
She don’t do sexy time. It’s just pure hell for Charlie if he’s made to do that
Bounce on her pregnancy ball??? One of Chaz's testicles???
She is keeping a secret from the “untold pineapple”.
That’s a given. She eats an untold amount of EVERYTHING*Consults BL dictionary*
Untold AMOUNT of?
But that's a guess
She is really making me feel ill at the moment. She is completely stupid and is soon to be in charge of a helpless newborn. She should have it in a zoo where at least the keepers know when and can intervene to remove the baby for its own safety.
More like one of ya feet!
Megan certainly was / still is. Her whole thing is being a sex worker and trying to normalise it and how it was empowering women
Love Island's Megan Barton-Hanson 'hit with claims she was an escort'
Megan Barton-Hanson, 24, worked as a glamour model before heading to Mallorca for the ITV summer reality show, and reportedly lived the high life following dates with rich older men.
Lol Lozza if you have to make a list and stick ”sexy time” on it then it really is just going through the motions
Gutted, I thought I’d nailed it with “he a bike, she a ball, she’ll soon be fin and tanned an all”
@Clickbait , thank you for the new thread!! Still howling at @Crowbag masterpiece!!
She's on the beg now, asking about pregnancy reflexology.
Thunderbirds are GO!
Isn’t that an endoscope that they use when you have piles?We’re in for a treat then, aren’t we lucky
Being the sex machine that she is, I bet she’s got one of these
The Sex Selfie Stick - Unicun
The sex selfie stick is designed for the sole purpose of taking extremely intimate, pleasurable recordings of a certain part of the body.unicun.com
Whose exactly? Cos it sure ain't hers!
I'm pretty certain ... she being morbidly obese, and him not far behind, having " sexy time " would not be humanly or psychically possible right now ... come on lozzaaa this aint our first rodeo, we know how this works .. " me fink u tellink PORKIE PIES as per usual ... talking out of that fake hideous fat arse!!! " ... just bounce on that bleeping ball you silly ridiculous mare, and hope for the neighbours living below, that you dont crash your bleeping heavy lumpylard body, through their ceiling!! hope you have house insurance ... those poor people, having to tolerate, you and that dim manchild 24/7
After some careful consideration, I've come to the conclusion, no matter how much she changes her face, she still has the face of an elbow!
BTW, I love the thread title!!!!!!!!
BTW, I love the thread title!!!!!!!!
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Open the floodgates!
I thought she might have given birth on Monday due to the severe floods.
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