Lauren Goodger #35 Will baybeh be called Nannypâté? Hurry up and have her!

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Oh, - I looked the other day to see if there is a Body App like the Face App and yup, there sure is.
Well that’s me converted cos this shapeless sack of spuds ain’t what she used to be which was never anything to write home about anyway. 😉

That was for your benefit Lauren ^

I wasn’t too shabby back in the day but I could very well get addicted to a body app if a simple click gives me the body of my dreams 🤣
 
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Isn't that where she speaks from???
On that note, a treat for those that like this sort of thing...plus nearing new thread and we don't want this muck on there 😂

 
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Come along let's not be catty. Hurry up porky lady who is batty.
 
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On that note, a treat for those that like this sort of thing...plus nearing new thread and we don't want this muck on there 😂

Omfg haha, where do I start???
A) the cheap polyester tracksuit?
B) the grunting, God the grunting
C) the sweaty trainner socks
D) he seems to be struggling to stand to attention, Loz has scared him
E) the bum slaps. Oh bleeping hell the bum slaps

I'm off to bastard bed. I feel violated hahahhahhahaha
 
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Lauren Goodger #36 Gestation of an elephant, will baybeh girl be born this jultember?

Lauren Goodger #36 16 months pregnant, nudey photoshoots and rashy boobies
 
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Omfg haha, where do I start???
A) the cheap polyester tracksuit?
B) the grunting, God the grunting
C) the sweaty trainner socks
D) he seems to be struggling to stand to attention, Loz has scared him
E) the bum slaps. Oh bleeping hell the bum slaps

I'm off to bastard bed. I feel violated hahahhahhahaha
Gosh.

I really couldn't.

Even with eleventy pints and a ten foot pole.

He is ugly, fat and has a small cock.
 
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