Lauren Goodger #34 Syringing colostrum from her tatties, Chaz is now a chunky fatty

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I had a play on FaceApp. It’s scarily easy to do. I now don’t trust any picture on insta!!View attachment 655832
BEDTIME STORY CHAPTER ONE:
Once upon a time about nearly 9 months ago, our dear Lozza sent wee young Charlie picture 2. He thought, alright looks ok I’ll drive down to Essex for the day. When he got there he saw picture 1 and was like WTF is that I’m outta here, but then had a change of mind and thought duck it, I drove all this way and need to crash somewhere so I’ll just give her one. What harm could it do???
 
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I always get paranoid when the 🐿 is mentioned as I’m not an OG and don’t always keep up with the threads. I’m on a few different ones and the one I joined for takes most of my attention as I’ve mentioned here some threads back cos the influencer is prone to joining tattle although sadly not as often as she used to hence lessening our fun 😤
Is the 🐿 suspected of being Big Girl?
@MunHun don’t worry, you’re not under suspicion. I think we need to put the Murder She Wrote role play to bed for now…



Sorry but I just had to resurrect that gif sorry 😆

I’m not sure if you mean me as I replied a few threads ago saying I wasn’t a 🐿 but have posted since
I am sorry my darling, it was you I’d suspected. I don’t think the same any more x
 
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@MunHun don’t worry, you’re not under suspicion. I think we need to put the Murder She Wrote role play to bed for now…



Sorry but I just had to resurrect that gif sorry 😆


I am sorry my darling, it was you I’d suspected. I don’t think the same any more x
That’s okay 🤣 the old me was always trying to have a positive outlook on life so probably posted as though I was a supporter. But then I released the inner bitchiness and never felt better 😂😘
 
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That’s okay 🤣 the old me was always trying to have a positive outlook on life so probably posted as though I was a supporter. But then I released the inner bitchiness and never felt better 😂😘
I think I thought you were trying to put blame on others which she does, but I should have noticed you can spell! 😂 I’m sorry if I appeared to be bitchy and unwelcoming - that is not this thread and not how I want to come across.
 
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So sorry everyone, I’m well behind. Blame Boris for letting me go back to work 🤣 finally managed to watch her on SPL and she may try and hide her face behind her hair but she can’t hide the fat arms!
Btw I’m a 5ft small, 14st woman so am in no way against the fatties 😂 I just own up to the fact that I'm a 16/18 instead of trying to pretend an 8/10 will even fit over one leg!
 

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I think I thought you were trying to put blame on others which she does, but I should have noticed you can spell! 😂 I’m sorry if I appeared to be bitchy and unwelcoming - that is not this thread and not how I want to come across.
No I do know what you mean, I was trying to put out an even view on things but now I’m in the same situation as Loz (okay maybe not, no porn) I’m more frustrated than ever. But yep I was most offended that my spelling could be compared to hers when I’ve always thought of myself as quite an intelligent lady 😂 ooh my first gif!!!
 
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So sorry everyone, I’m well behind. Blame Boris for letting me go back to work 🤣 finally managed to watch her on SPL and she may try and hide her face behind her hair but she can’t hide the fat arms!
Btw I’m a 5ft small, 14st woman so am in no way against the fatties 😂 I just own up to the fact that I'm a 16/18 instead of trying to pretend an 8/10 will even fit over one leg!
I just caught up too, shocking! Sat like a Buddha with her curtain hair nearly drawn. Genuine question, what the duck has happened to the bridge of her nose?
 
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So sorry everyone, I’m well behind. Blame Boris for letting me go back to work 🤣 finally managed to watch her on SPL and she may try and hide her face behind her hair but she can’t hide the fat arms!
Btw I’m a 5ft small, 14st woman so am in no way against the fatties 😂 I just own up to the fact that I'm a 16/18 instead of trying to pretend an 8/10 will even fit over one leg!
Yep. Was shocked at all the extra bits she’s piled on the arms and hands
 
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Hello Facehugger 🥰🤗😘😄💕🐾😘 xx.
Pom hugs to you 🐾💖.

I've got Hornmones or should that be Horn moans 😄😘 xx.

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So is she still in pregacy with the bestest bloods and strongest hornmones known to man?
Happy weekend 🤗
 
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Morning all!
Wow loads to catch up on!

is it becoming a personal problem if I wake up each morning now and wonder if today is the day BYG meets her baybeh gel?

I am fascinated that someone who has spent years pumping their own body so full of chemicals, poisons, sacks of silicon/whatever, chopping up bits of their boobs arse and face, is SO in to everything being natural and zen for the most horrendously painful thing a woman goes through. 🤷‍♀️
 
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(Early) Morning Scrunchies! I hope we don't have any wine head this morning! (I'm just jealous as I can't imbibe at present). Well what a day yesterday was! Do you think we have got so bored waiting on Laulies debut as a human that the squirrel conspiracies went haywire 🐿🕵️‍♂️. Welcome all new Scrunchies honestly we aren't always in tin foil hats 😂




Everytime I see the acronym SPL I guffaw as I think the same as someone else said Scottish Premier League. The photos from SPL I still can't get over more so as to why she would agree to it! Her limbs look like she has been on a salt binge and is retaining water, regardless of the tit she comes out with and of the 'pregacy' she is obese as these are obese people things not pregnant people things. Her hair looks slimey, her make up looks like it's melting off her face but most of all I just can't get past the nose! How is that her nose! That's not the nose we have been sold for years.

I'm still on bed rest today so I'm hoping for some fantastic Saturday scrunchie banter! Don't you all be out having fun at the pub 😜

 
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I just caught up too, shocking! Sat like a Buddha with her curtain hair nearly drawn. Genuine question, what the duck has happened to the bridge of her nose?
It is the nose that puzzles me! I keep trying to work out when she had it done by looking at side by sides (I know! But we are isolating and it's boring!).

Her nose was absolutely fine to begin with.

Why? Just why?

(Early) Morning Scrunchies! I hope we don't have any wine head this morning! (I'm just jealous as I can't imbibe at present). Well what a day yesterday was! Do you think we have got so bored waiting on Laulies debut as a human that the squirrel conspiracies went haywire 🐿🕵️‍♂️. Welcome all new Scrunchies honestly we aren't always in tin foil hats 😂




Everytime I see the acronym SPL I guffaw as I think the same as someone else said Scottish Premier League. The photos from SPL I still can't get over more so as to why she would agree to it! Her limbs look like she has been on a salt binge and is retaining water, regardless of the tit she comes out with and of the 'pregacy' she is obese as these are obese people things not pregnant people things. Her hair looks slimey, her make up looks like it's melting off her face but most of all I just can't get past the nose! How is that her nose! That's not the nose we have been sold for years.

I'm still on bed rest today so I'm hoping for some fantastic Saturday scrunchie banter! Don't you all be out having fun at the pub 😜

Morning @Katie8ee! No pub for us. Isolating till the 18 (son tested positive on return from uni). So bored and need good BYG thread action to get through!

You rest up!
 
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It is the nose that puzzles me! I keep trying to work out when she had it done by looking at side by sides (I know! But we are isolating and it's boring!).

Her nose was absolutely fine to begin with.

Why? Just why?
Same! I can't get over the nose it's not even nice, it looks like it has been flattened down into her face and is bigger. I mean at least she didn't go for one of those micro noses that the rest of them have!

So this is the nose she has been photo shopping Vs her actual nose.
 

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