Thread Queen crown goes to @Blowup80 
well done you 
and to the other entrants don’t worry because there’ll be another chance very soon.
This thread is moving faster than Big Loz and Ch’Arg at the opening of an all-you-can-eat buffet and we have had an influx of new members - from lurkers to people coming back to Tattle - welcome to the Scrunchie family
In case you weren’t aware Big Loz is pregnant! And boy is she milking it (literally) by trying to titillate (pun intended) her OF creeps and pregnancy fetishists posting photos of syringes allegedly containing colostrum extracted on the advice of her non-medical-advice-giving midwife who lives the other side of the world.
Scrunchies experienced in such matters say that this isn’t standard advice and may point towards an underlying health condition, and what she’s photographed isn’t is as it seems. Big Loz faking on Instagram?! Never.
Yungel has revealed a new skill of football punditry and Ch’Arg looks enraptured by it. Is there nothing she can’t do?! Don’t answer that or you’ll still be talking beyond Jultember.
They were back to trolling us with their food offerings - Oddbod produced a ‘homemade’ egg mayo baguette and photographed this meal - year’s supply of Scrunchies to anyone who can correctly identify everything on the plate.
She is showing no signs of slowing down on the eating front now scoffing 2 courses of brown sewer water and salmon with what exactly? And look at this ‘elfy breakfast full of goodness for baybeh. @annabelle_bronstein finally worked out the condundrum of what they were making
The cameras were back in Big Loz’s gaff possibly to film the fake water birth or for her upcoming appearance on Steph’s Packed Lunch to talk about her anixtey and whenpeople jel haters point out she lies and photoshops all her photos troll her for being a bewful yungel, or maybe to film more adverts of her flogging unbranded tat. More exciting is the news Charlie may soon be starting his own TV career!
Now she’s given up on botching Essex yungels lips, she’s back flogging her fake goods now with 20% off on L&C wardrobe. These boots were missing some of their soul
and were almost the same price as new.
Will she make enough money before baybeh Laulié arrives or will she have to do as @minnietheminx suggests and reach for the superglue? #bewfulbeefcurtains just for you @Jersey Girl
She’s promoted her birthing pool company and told us that she got anOlympic swimming pool-sized regular-sized one and Ch’Arg will be going in with her. Parts of Essex are now on standby with a tsunami warning in place.
Apparently birthing pool paddling has become a family activity
Moleman may yet sell tickets to the local maieusophoria club - @mrbusiness broadening our vocabulary on this occasion.
My gold stars
for excellent content this thread go to:
@Blowup80 who blew us all away with my favourite reversioning of a song since the threads began.
@bignellie discovering Big Loz’s ancestry and now everything makes sense.
@Badirene who brought us the Loz prayer
.
And @Pom Bear who made some more exceptionally funny artwork - pesky toy fire engine that caused yungel to have a nose job, some new Big Loz merchandise, and this reworking of a Pepsi ad.
well done you and to the other entrants don’t worry because there’ll be another chance very soon.This thread is moving faster than Big Loz and Ch’Arg at the opening of an all-you-can-eat buffet and we have had an influx of new members - from lurkers to people coming back to Tattle - welcome to the Scrunchie family
In case you weren’t aware Big Loz is pregnant! And boy is she milking it (literally) by trying to titillate (pun intended) her OF creeps and pregnancy fetishists posting photos of syringes allegedly containing colostrum extracted on the advice of her non-medical-advice-giving midwife who lives the other side of the world.
Scrunchies experienced in such matters say that this isn’t standard advice and may point towards an underlying health condition, and what she’s photographed isn’t is as it seems. Big Loz faking on Instagram?! Never.
Yungel has revealed a new skill of football punditry and Ch’Arg looks enraptured by it. Is there nothing she can’t do?! Don’t answer that or you’ll still be talking beyond Jultember.
They were back to trolling us with their food offerings - Oddbod produced a ‘homemade’ egg mayo baguette and photographed this meal - year’s supply of Scrunchies to anyone who can correctly identify everything on the plate.
She is showing no signs of slowing down on the eating front now scoffing 2 courses of brown sewer water and salmon with what exactly? And look at this ‘elfy breakfast full of goodness for baybeh. @annabelle_bronstein finally worked out the condundrum of what they were making
The cameras were back in Big Loz’s gaff possibly to film the fake water birth or for her upcoming appearance on Steph’s Packed Lunch to talk about her anixtey and when
Now she’s given up on botching Essex yungels lips, she’s back flogging her fake goods now with 20% off on L&C wardrobe. These boots were missing some of their soul
and were almost the same price as new.Will she make enough money before baybeh Laulié arrives or will she have to do as @minnietheminx suggests and reach for the superglue? #bewfulbeefcurtains just for you @Jersey Girl
She’s promoted her birthing pool company and told us that she got an
Apparently birthing pool paddling has become a family activity
Moleman may yet sell tickets to the local maieusophoria club - @mrbusiness broadening our vocabulary on this occasion.My gold stars
for excellent content this thread go to:@Blowup80 who blew us all away with my favourite reversioning of a song since the threads began.
@bignellie discovering Big Loz’s ancestry and now everything makes sense.
@Badirene who brought us the Loz prayer
.And @Pom Bear who made some more exceptionally funny artwork - pesky toy fire engine that caused yungel to have a nose job, some new Big Loz merchandise, and this reworking of a Pepsi ad.
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and thank you Clickbait as always for the fab round up 
