That is beautiful.
Lauren Goodger #33 Yungel ain’t fat & she ain’t white, her bump is neat & her bum is tight
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So numnuts is full term today. That would make her estimated time of conception 11 Octoberish
Anyone fancy a look back and see if lard boy was actually on the scene then?
Anyone fancy a look back and see if lard boy was actually on the scene then?
Very Quiet on Planet Lozza, same for Planet Skank too, something not right here.
I don't suppose.... nah, she ain't due yet.
I don't suppose.... nah, she ain't due yet.
Hi scrunchies, just trying to catch up after being a #busycunt, I see that missy is still banging on about having a neat hump bump. Eleventy of Juntober can't come quick enough.
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She was classed as full term which is considered to be 37 weekd
Yep L’arge was on the scene, 11th Oct is also the day she went on about Mark (again)
Lauren Goodger takes a not-so-subtle swipe at Mark Wright AGAIN
Lauren Goodger couldn't help but make yet another dig at her ex Mark Wight on Instagram this weekend.
I'm on my way with my paints.
In wheelchair so might take an hour or two.....
has she confirmed that? Even a few days ago she seemed to be saying the baby wasn’t due for a few more weeks to which I say bullshit. Not least because it’s going to be an Aliens situation if she doesn’t give birth soon. And who would blame little Lozza for wanting to get as far away from her mother as quickly as possible?
We found out that she was dating Charles on the 4th of October. Google says that she got pregnant on the 17th if she is 37+1 weeks today.
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Who couldn’t resist thatIf her due date is in three weeks ( full term being 37 weeks yet Lauren not being due for a few more) wouldn’t she have fell pregnant over Halloween period/ End of October period. Must have been that sexy Red Devil costume
3rd November she’s already moved him in
Yep, nice secure and stable relationship that’s robust enough to deal with the bomb destination that is a newborn baby…..
Is the lip smacking bcos she actually has no sensation in them because of all the filler ? Like when you come out the dentist and you arent sure your mouths shut or if you are drooling.Yeah she put on her IG stories on Wed that she was ‘on the tele on Thursday’ but have no idea what it which Thursday then someone saw an advert or something for it… can hardly wait for her lip smacking every ten seconds
Or is that just me .......?
Needs a parrrfff caption coming out that ginormous arse. @Pom Bear ?
I've said it before she must drool like she has been to the dentist!
She talks so lazily it sounds like she’s slurring! Why can’t she pronounce anything right?! “Got Costrum from my brests, full of goodness and bewful minwals”
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#Syringing colostrum from her Tatties, Chaz is now a chunky fatty.
#Syringing colostrum from her Tatties, Chaz is now a chunky fatty.
So he came to look after her when she was sick that weekend. I wonder if that’s how little Laulie was conceived. If she was on antibiotics then the pill if she was taking it wouldn’t have worked. The bit where she calls him best looking boy actually makes me feel sick.Yep L’arge was on the scene, 11th Oct is also the day she went on about Mark (again)
Lauren Goodger takes a not-so-subtle swipe at Mark Wright AGAIN
Lauren Goodger couldn't help but make yet another dig at her ex Mark Wight on Instagram this weekend.www.dailymail.co.uk
It seems like a real struggle to talk and pronounce correctly with that big fake gob plus big fake "grave stones " style teeth
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