Lauren Goodger #33 Yungel ain’t fat & she ain’t white, her bump is neat & her bum is tight

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Just thought where have you all gone! Then remembered footballs happening and I'm just sat here in Scotland with no telly watching a murder documentary on Netflix completely unphased πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ good luck!
I'm here ❀ in between looking at the telly, I'm watching 'The Fall'. It's very good. Largearse Lozza will definitely be watching the football. 😘
 
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Loved Nurse Jackie watched it many moons ago it's so good! I'm about to rewatch the Politician for the seventieth time
Do you remember a woman saying "What a bleep!" Season one episode 6.

Any guesses on what Lozza will be having for her Sunday Meal??

I'm having Lamb.
 
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Poor Charles!! He's going to have to put in the graft I remember at one point he was tipped for love island πŸ˜‚ (your an animal doctor aren't you any tips for dandruff on a cat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) also thank you for your animal service β€β€β€πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™
Aw 😊 The simplest reasons are often diet or environment-it's been really warm lately, indoor cats can get scurfy when they're hot and dry.
Hyperthyroidism in older cats can cause poor coat and dry skin too, but you'd see other signs.
Any other issues you've noticed?

Poor Chazza definitely needs to get out of there doesn't he?!
 
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I'm here ❀ in between looking at the telly, I'm watching 'The Fall'. It's very good. Largearse Lozza will definitely be watching the football. 😘
I LOVE HIM I watched that when it was on ages ago, I would 100% like with Dexter accept his ways and shag him to the ends of the earth and help him stop killing.

Just realised I said shag to you and felt like I had said it to my Mum and then I laughed out loud πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Do you remember a woman saying "What a bleep!" Season one episode 6.

Any guesses on what Lozza will be having for her Sunday Meal??

I'm having Lamb.
I don't remember but we it was good TV she was so problematic and I loved it. I bet Sunday meal is crappy roast at someone else's house.

My staff daughter is doing us Sunday lunch tomorrow. These new fangled fake kids I have come in handy πŸ˜ƒ

I love having them but also counting down the days until my three month of alone Winter πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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Aw 😊 The simplest reasons are often diet or environment-it's been really warm lately, indoor cats can get scurfy when they're hot and dry.
Hyperthyroidism in older cats can cause poor coat and dry skin too, but you'd see other signs.
Any other issues you've noticed?

Poor Chazza definitely needs to get out of there doesn't he?!
It happened when we moved from the mountains to the village so we had an air change and an altitude change. He is half main coone so is very furry and I think maybe having other humans around ( even tho only two) has caused him stress after just lockdown with me. I tried to follow the rules and spend a few hours away from them a day throughout lockdown so they didn't get anxiety. I mean I live at work so I'm always around. She's fine she's currently lazing her whole body all over me. Their living space has also increased massively as I now have a three bed/two bath plus an office flat so maybe just environment. Have made sure to have lots of stimulus and high spaces for him. I also run fans in every room ( used to live in very humid norfolk so it's standard )

Love that Big Loz has brought us all together πŸ˜‚β€πŸ’™β€πŸ’™β€πŸ’™ your an angel.

I'm sad that Chaz isn't out with all his pals he is so young and needs to be out in the street partying.

As someone said earlier I so hope he has had his jab 😒
 
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Someone in the comments pointed out that due to the photo shopping the left side of her sunglasses is larger than the right and its true! Absolute class πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I hate those sunglasses.
the baboon's ass is back! And more arrogant and smug looking than ever!πŸ˜‚
 
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I LOVE HIM I watched that when it was on ages ago, I would 100% like with Dexter accept his ways and shag him to the ends of the earth and help him stop killing.

Just realised I said shag to you and felt like I had said it to my Mum and then I laughed out loud πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I don't remember but we it was good TV she was so problematic and I loved it. I bet Sunday meal is crappy roast at someone else's house.

My staff daughter is doing us Sunday lunch tomorrow. These new fangled fake kids I have come in handy πŸ˜ƒ

I love having them but also counting down the days until my three month of alone Winter πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Haha, I love it you think of me as your Tattle Mum, bless you ❀ yes, I don't like narrow shouldered men particularly but he's built right all in propotion, he just needs supersizing everywhere 🀣🀣🀣 not just his arse and gut Chazbod style though 🀣😘😘

the baboon's ass is back! And more arrogant and smug looking than ever!πŸ˜‚
Baboooons! ❀🀣
 
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Just eating my breakfast and having my daily chuckle at you lot. I made a comment a few pages back about Lozza being a hypocrite for saying that as people age their arse and tits get bigger and your face shape changes from round to square then angular and IT IS NOT from cosmectic surgery!!! I meant to say "hippocrite"......
 
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It's mad isn't it! I remember frequenting Our Price with my teenage paramour I was the double of Andrea Corr (if anyone remembers the Corrs πŸ˜‚) and I remember him wooing me by telling me how uncanny the similarity was to the cd cover. I am a very hands on person I love a book, I love the smell of a book store, have a record player and albums, photographs etc. Digital life is magical but I love holding life in my hands.

It's the thing I always return to with the photo thing. I have so many photos of my family that I can hold in my hands and are so real and chaotic. My Mother in her beauriful seventies flares and long hair, my Dad with his guitar and my brother as a baby. All of our chaotic camping holiday fashion faux Pas these are so special.

Imagine in twenty years if all these kids have are filtered photos, it makes me sad. As you all know I'm very big on people being themselves and authentically real because I don't see the point of living a life half real.

Ugh that poor baby.
Couldn't agree more.
You sound such a lovely person.
 
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Another reason why I can't listen to her. :sick:

With all that lipsmacking going on, why not do a little re-write on the old pepsi classic????



Over to you Pom!
I did one of those another thread on here!
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Couldn't agree more.
You sound such a lovely person.
Thank you ❀ I live up a mountain in a forest away from the humdrum normality of life and I just as an almost 40 year old find that it is so important to live in your world and to be so much of you that you can. The things that make us strange are the things that make us beautiful.
 
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Why the hell has she shared some pics of her 'colostrum'? whatever discharge is in those syringes isn't colostrum anyway, it isn't yellow. She needs a GP appointment.
And why, if she is really into the benefits of breastfeeding, isn't she planning on, you know, breast feeding even if it's just for the first couple of days so her baby gets the colostrum and learns to latch on? Is she expecting the baby to latch on to the syringes? Just why?! So many questions!
colostrum is called liquid gold….because of the colour aswell as the benefits it has for baby. Her β€œcolostrum” is not gold colour….more bullshit πŸ™„
 
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Just eating my breakfast and having my daily chuckle at you lot. I made a comment a few pages back about Lozza being a hypocrite for saying that as people age their arse and tits get bigger and your face shape changes from round to square then angular and IT IS NOT from cosmectic surgery!!! I meant to say "hippocrite"......
Morning @Can't Help It - love we have international Scrunchies! What got you enraged about our bewful yungel to join us #jelhaters?
 
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Aw 😊 The simplest reasons are often diet or environment-it's been really warm lately, indoor cats can get scurfy when they're hot and dry.
Hyperthyroidism in older cats can cause poor coat and dry skin too, but you'd see other signs.
Any other issues you've noticed?

Poor Chazza definitely needs to get out of there doesn't he?!
Also chunky cats get fat cat druff where they don’t groom their last half a body enough
 
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Morning @Can't Help It - love we have international Scrunchies! What got you enraged about our bewful yungel to join us #jelhaters?
Ha ha I read the Daily Mail and when the "pregacy"was announced and all those stupid fake bump photoshoots started I started thinking what a stupid yungel she really was so started following her on Instagram. One of my comments about why was she carrying on like a porn star 8 months pregnant was on a thread here a while back and I was blocked shortly after I posted it.........I think that was when she said she wasn't a porn star but was "pregacy glowing". Anyway I have developed a very unhealthy fascination with her!!!!
 
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Ha ha I read the Daily Mail and when the "pregacy"was announced and all those stupid fake bump photoshoots started I started thinking what a stupid yungel she really was so started following her on Instagram. One of my comments about why was she carrying on like a porn star 8 months pregnant was on a thread here a while back and I was blocked shortly after I posted it.........I think that was when she said she wasn't a porn star but was "pregacy glowing". Anyway I have developed a very unhealthy fascination with her!!!!
Well done! You sound like a very professional scrunchie lol. BTW you know it takes only 30 seconds to set up a new IG account and you can have like 10 or even more on your phone πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
 
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Well done! You sound like a very professional scrunchie lol. BTW you know it takes only 30 seconds to set up a new IG account and you can have like 10 or even more on your phone πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
I know, but I gave myself a bit of a fright as my username is quite identifiable but I was so pissed off with her pouting and flicking hair on one of her videos (and I might have had a couple of vinos🍷) that I just typed away without thinking:giggle:
 
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