Lauren Goodger #33 Yungel ain’t fat & she ain’t white, her bump is neat & her bum is tight

[Sunnydaze101]

I know, but I gave myself a bit of a fright as my username is quite identifiable but I was so pissed off with her pouting and flicking hair on one of her videos (and I might have had a couple of vinos) that I just typed away without thinking

Thats what that TWUNT does, makes you think and say bad things about someone you never really would think or say. She’s so smug and thinks she’s all that but she ain’t. She’s nothing.

 

[Pom Bear]

My Pommie!!! I love all your pictures I hope your doing good!!! A million hugs and cat loves

Thank you very much and I love the kittens gif. xx.
I'm not to bad thank you Big Pom hugs to you and say hello to the cats from me xx .

That's ok lovely you just do what you want to keep you right xx I think there was a Vippy request yesterday, you haven't missed anything drastic. I'm just waiting for her downfall or Lozza's impending unbumping shitshow

Thank you xx.
I always feel guilty if I don't pop in all the time, they also don't seem to be putting any newer pics up. I pop in to see on the Vippy after here. Looool yep same here with both of them xx.

Brilliant work, knew you could pull this off.

Thank you xx.

 

[bargainhunt99]

Well done! You sound like a very professional scrunchie lol. BTW you know it takes only 30 seconds to set up a new IG account and you can have like 10 or even more on your phone

I think she must have blocked me at some point. If I search for her she's not there. Just fan pages n stuff

 

[Jsmith92]

Also chunky cats get fat cat druff where they don’t groom their last half a body enough

I did wonder why my chonk always gets dandruff and my slonk does not! I’m learning a lot through this page, thanks Loz for bringing us together

 

[geordiegirl]

I think she must have blocked me at some point. If I search for her she's not there. Just fan pages n stuff

Yeah she blocked me for some reason even through I hadn’t commented on any of her posts but I have another one which I follow her on and I haven’t been culled yet

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Looking like Pete Burns,

Ehhhhhh????????????????????????????????

Boobs and Moobs - duck a duck, he has proper packed on the timber

Is it Sympathy Lard?

 

[Freeka]

colostrum is called liquid gold….because of the colour aswell as the benefits it has for baby. Her “colostrum” is not gold colour….more bullshit

Why would she lie about this of all things? What is she up to? Possibly has already got buyers and is trying to show she has the goods?

 

[Gail1233]

Nice editorial in the DM magazine today about how the next phase for these Z Listers is monetising getting pregnant, sharing every tiny detail. Doesn’t paint a particularly flattering picture

 

[Blowup80]

Morning scrunchies!! God nearly a new thread time again! Lozza keeps us entertained doesn't she!! I did not have clear colostrum either! It's a creamy goldie colour. No doubt at some point there will be an illiterate post about how her's is "diffrant and not worry guys all ladies are not same" Or some shite like that!
@Katie8ee nice to hear from you, you are a miss now you are Adulting again!

Also that trip to the Midwife. Sunglasses bigger one one side to the other, bag resting on a now invisible body and Charge looking like he got the dad bod already going on! I mean I love a dad bod, dad bod and beard in my house Schwinngg! Hubba Hubba!!
But the lad is 24 or whatever, he was ripped afew months back bless him.

 

[Katie8ee]

Morning scrunchies!! God nearly a new thread time again! Lozza keeps us entertained doesn't she!! I did not have clear colostrum either! It's a creamy goldie colour. No doubt at some point there will be an illiterate post about how her's is "diffrant and not worry guys all ladies are not same" Or some shite like that!
@Katie8ee nice to hear from you, you are a miss now you are Adulting again!

Also that trip to the Midwife. Sunglasses bigger one one side to the other, bag resting on a now invisible body and Charge looking like he got the dad bod already going on! I mean I love a dad bod, dad bod and beard in my house Schwinngg! Hubba Hubba!!
But the lad is 24 or whatever, he was ripped afew months back bless him.

Adulting is good I am loving it so so much but (don't kill me with the backlash) I miss lockdown I can't wait until Winter when I get three months off, just me, the cats and no humans. I can't wait for the crisp fall air, jumpers and silence.

 

[bargainhunt99]

Just heard lovely lardy Lozza is on Stephs packed Lunch next week.

 

[265]

Morning, well only just!! Lozza is awake, she's posted on her stories, just some advert for balloons.

Oh and Katie8ee has graced us with her presence again

Even better, Miss red lacy knickers is lurking.

 

[Blowup80]

Adulting is good I am loving it so so much but (don't kill me with the backlash) I miss lockdown I can't wait until Winter when I get three months off, just me, the cats and no humans. I can't wait for the crisp fall air, jumpers and silence.

No I understand, lockdown had some benefits for sure. I like time on my own and I love love autumn. I am meant to be in the winter, red hair, pale skin. I am constantly in hats in this weather, sunglasses, suncream. It's a lot easier in the cooler months!

 

[Katie8ee]

No I understand, lockdown had some benefits for sure. I like time on my own and I love love autumn. I am meant to be in the winter, red hair, pale skin. I am constantly in hats in this weather, sunglasses, suncream. It's a lot easier in the cooler months!

Same, I was born on a late November day with six foot of snow on the ground. I thrive in cold and especially rain love a ginger maybe you should give beard hubbo the boot and come live in the forest

Morning, well only just!! Lozza is awake, she's posted on her stories, just some advert for balloons.

Oh and Katie8ee has graced us with her presence again

Even better, Miss red lacy knickers is lurking.

What is this red lacy knickers? Also good morning sweets

 

[geordiegirl]

Just heard lovely lardy Lozza is on Stephs packed Lunch next week.

Yeah she put on her IG stories on Wed that she was ‘on the tele on Thursday’ but have no idea what it which Thursday then someone saw an advert or something for it… can hardly wait for her lip smacking every ten seconds

 

[Jersey Girl]

Morning, well only just!! Lozza is awake, she's posted on her stories, just some advert for balloons.

Oh and Katie8ee has graced us with her presence again

Even better, Miss red lacy knickers is lurking.

You talking about me Captain?? catching up from Friday, it's hard work!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Just heard lovely lardy Lozza is on Stephs packed Lunch next week.

Yeah someone on here has seen her on the advert. Apparently she looks “ugly as fudge”.
And apparently this show has been known to have ZERO viewers sometimes. boy Lozzas doing well aint she. I’m surprised she hasn’t advertised it so much yet.

 

[Blowup80]

Same, I was born on a late November day with six foot of snow on the ground. I thrive in cold and especially rain love a ginger maybe you should give beard hubbo the boot and come live in the forest


What is this red lacy knickers? Also good morning sweets

Ooh now that's an offer! I love folklore so could happily play in the mountains and forests all day!

 

[265]

You talking about me Captain?? catching up from Friday, it's hard work!

I am indeed sweetheart, catching up with this thread is hard work, Lozza has given us plenty
of entertainment.

 

[Katie8ee]

Ooh now that's an offer! I love folklore so could happily play in the mountains and forests all day!

For a moment I thought you meant the Taylor Swift album Folklore and I was jumping in the Landie to come and collect you. I then realised you mean fairy's etc so I give you this which is about fifteen minutes from the house. The fairy lochan apparently it's that color as all the fairies wash their clothes in it.

This doesn't identify me tattle, I live in a national park.