She needs a bloke returning from his voyage into the unknown reappearing in full frogman's gear untying the rope and plank from his back... just my opinion.
Lauren Goodger #33 Yungel ain’t fat & she ain’t white, her bump is neat & her bum is tight
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She demon! (Throws holy water on the thread)
Now can the congregation join hands for The Loz Prayer.
Our Loz, who's arse is laden
Shallow be thy name
Thy Only Fans come
Thy will be done in Sheesh with the waiter Kevin
Give Loz her daily bread, pasta, sweet corn and mayo
Forgive her her wind paps
Lead her not into carparks
Deliver her kebabs and pizzas
Amen
Isn’t full term 39 weeks not 37! She said the other day she was 37 weeks and now she’s full term
No full term is from 37 weeks. Least it was when I had mine.
Anyone else dreading the inevitable, slightly age inappropriate, photoshopped pictures of Laulie like this one? I saw this photo just now and immediately thought of bewful Loz 
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I was told that term is 37 weeks, full term is 40 weeks
Yep 39 weeks pregnant here and can confirm term is 37 weeks
Been for a weekend away to the seaside- had a Chinese banquet last night so it’s veggies for tea tonight, how Loz eats junk 24/7 I’ll never know. No wonder she can’t sleep.
WHERE is this baby, never mind 37 weeks she’s been pregnant a good year surely?
Also, colostrum is yellow like butter. And it comes in after you’ve given birth, as a hormone is released to ‘tell’ your boobs it’s feeding time. No amount of squeezing or pumping pre birth will get the ‘liquid gold’ (as my midwife called it!) out. No newborn wants thin watery defrosted old milk from a MAM bottle (am biased as I spent a fortune on them and my baby bloody hated them and would only use Boots basics big old nipple teats!)
I hope she knows not to microwave milk, how to sterilise bottles, remembers to switch boobs to stop baby preferring one (so you get a giant boob!) I hope she isn’t giving baby cows milk. Basically I hope she’s done her homework. Because so far it’s all been about her!
WHERE is this baby, never mind 37 weeks she’s been pregnant a good year surely?
Also, colostrum is yellow like butter. And it comes in after you’ve given birth, as a hormone is released to ‘tell’ your boobs it’s feeding time. No amount of squeezing or pumping pre birth will get the ‘liquid gold’ (as my midwife called it!) out. No newborn wants thin watery defrosted old milk from a MAM bottle (am biased as I spent a fortune on them and my baby bloody hated them and would only use Boots basics big old nipple teats!)
I hope she knows not to microwave milk, how to sterilise bottles, remembers to switch boobs to stop baby preferring one (so you get a giant boob!) I hope she isn’t giving baby cows milk. Basically I hope she’s done her homework. Because so far it’s all been about her!
37 weeks is considered full term. I don't know if the average is 40 weeks but that's considered standard.
My eldest was 37 weeks to the day (I know this because I lost a pregnancy shortly before his conception and was told to wait a bit before trying. He was there the first and only go!). He was 8lb4 at birth, long and skinny. He is now 19, 6ft2 and skinny as a rake.
Healthy as anything though. He was just too long (I'm quite small).
His brother was 38 weeks and 7lb10. He wears the clothes that correspond with his age.
The long one was in age 7 at 4.
I know the exact date there too. Because I liked his father far less than dad #1!
She is so sure of her dates, it freaks me out a bit?
I wasn't planning on early babies. But you get what you're given, right?
I really would love to make this
but I can't make what is classed as "crude photo edits and body morphing"..which is what was told on my warning point in April.I hope it's ok to substitute it with this pic.. Chaz likes his Baby Gel hopper thingy ,
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Of course it's ok!! Don't want another drama do we!! A few of us disappeared after that drama. This is excellent he looks so happy bless himI really would love to make this but I can't make what is classed as "crude photo edits and body morphing"..which is what was told on my warning point in April.
I hope it's ok to substitute it with this pic.. Chaz likes his Baby Gel hopper thingy ,
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Cannot praise this enough.
Ahhhhhmen.
"crude photo edits and body morphing" - surely that's every Lauren-social-media-posted-photo EVER?I really would love to make this
I hope it's ok to substitute it with this pic.. Chaz likes his Baby Gel hopper thingy ,
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I suppose we can't speculate too much (may be to do with humiliation or defamation) but it does seem a little baffling when Lauren's photos aren't real in the first place.
Thank you, I'm glad we all back again on hereOf course it's ok!! Don't want another drama do we!! A few of us disappeared after that drama. This is excellent he looks so happy bless him
xx.Looooool yes his enjoying his blow up balloon
..not Loz but the hop thing one lol xxYep I agree very much
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Seems very quiet today, has she been active on OF?
Yep on OF !
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Yep Chaz is in the bath as he’s just posted on his IG-probs on his OF-and she’s in the front room flashing her bits 
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I wonder if her sickness on 11th October when he was looking after her was first signs of very early morning sickness?
I believe she got pregnant within a month of meeting him as she first commented on his insta at end of September (think they were away in a spa hotel together that same weekend).
She announced they were official on 4th October (she said she wasn’t on any contraception). If she conceived on 4th October then 40 weeks according to google would be 11th July so it’s possible or maybe she already knew when they went official which means any day now.
Think she is being super sketchy about the dates as she wants people to believe he’s with her for love rather than pregnancy so she pretends they were together for a short while before finding out
Is it just me being totally OTT suspicious, or does anyone else think those lovely little syringes might be finding their way to her OF pervs? She has no need to express anything yet & what's coming out doesn't look like Colostrum to the folks in the know on here
I think you are rightIs it just me being totally OTT suspicious, or does anyone else think those lovely little syringes might be finding their way to her OF pervs? She has no need to express anything yet & what's coming out doesn't look like Colostrum to the folks in the know on here
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