The poor child looks more like skanky does at the moment
Village idiot never fails
Lauren Goodger #33 Yungel ain’t fat & she ain’t white, her bump is neat & her bum is tight
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Her birth photos will be hilarious, she’ll be made up like she’s gone to the cattle market, skin completely dry yet in the pool with a plate of sweetcorn balanced on her “neat” bump
So I googled birth pools… so do people really have the whole family in there?
Mum says right it’s time, everyone gets changed and in the pool, kids all playing then it progresses and mum lets some out kids start screaming and splashing it everywhere and dad just looks on thinking why the hell didn’t he get a vasectomy 
So I googled birth pools… so do people really have the whole family in there?
Mum says right it’s time, everyone gets changed and in the pool, kids all playing then it progresses and mum lets some
out kids start screaming and splashing it everywhere and dad just looks on thinking why the hell didn’t he get a vasectomy
Yeah….I’m sorry but that would be a hard no from me!Her birth photos will be hilarious, she’ll be made up like she’s gone to the cattle market, skin completely dry yet in the pool with a plate of sweetcorn balanced on her “neat” bump
So I googled birth pools… so do people really have the whole family in there?
Mum says right it’s time, everyone gets changed and in the pool, kids all playing then it progresses and mum lets some
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Why not put it outside in the car park so any passers by get a chance to hop in?
Oh lucky, lucky us 
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I’m beyond shocked she’s having a home birth- no judgement for others but I’d never do that with me first just because you don’t know how your going to react/ pain etc, my friend tried one with her first and ended up in hospital, I’d consider one with my third but defo not my first
She's saying she is doesn't mean anything when you are her size.
Thank god she is sharing her story. I mean this whole giving birth to a child thing is all so new to the world. And to have some amazing non experienced person give advice on this amazing such rare occasion is just wonderful. Long live the Goodger.Oh lucky, lucky us
What's with the strange little Warwick Davis arm?!!!!Daily Fail again!
Why do they have to oddly capitalise random text with zelebs. THIS MONTH like it's bleeping surprising. Not clicking on it though as above photo is enough photoshopping for me.Daily Fail again!
Their t-rex sized. Or velozzaraptor
The photos are yuk, all backgrid as usual.Daily Fail again!
Still each day passes she continues her delusional antics
Omg her arm looks hilarious. Is it actually her arm. I’m in shock at those pictures.Daily Fail again!
Scrunchies I have had a tit 24 hours long story short I'm just back from the docs with some beta blockers, some mind medicine after getting an ECG and poked and prodded. May have diabetes,thought was having a heart attack but I'm ok I'm sat in a bubble bath and catching up.Daily Fail again!
I can not believe he is going to get in the birthing pool, it's just too much. We saw the carry on of them in the pool at the spa like a sex show. Nope, not having it.
The photo about from today's DM who is she trying to kid with the Photoshop just look at the size of her arm it's like a child's arm.
You lot have cheered me up massively!
And her whole look is so bad. What bad pics
Oh you poor thing. Are u feeling ok about it all? What made you go in. Sorry to hear that
Look after yourself, i hope you feel more ooman soon.
I am suited up and ready to go!
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I completley agree she is too high risk. I had a trouble free text book pregnancy, labour was going really well right until the end when the emergency button was pressed as my son was stuck and had cord around his next so everytime i pushed i was strangling him. My room went from 4 of us to 15 people trying to get baby out, i had to be cut, and he was pulled out then rushed to intensive care. He was not even a big baby 7lb 3. If i had had him at home he would of died.
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