God has that Elle still not had babby yet? I swear her and BL 's preggercies must be the longest known to man (or woman).Talking about the colostrum syringing, another pregnant idiot on here Elle Darby is doing the same. She is also massive, eats constantly and is totally in denial about her size, Photoshop her bump ect. A lady on that thread said she was told by her midwife you can do this incase baby needs emergency treatment and you can't feed them straight away you still have your colostrum?? But I'm guessing as they are both probably suffering from gestational diabetes due to being greedy twats that they are both getting induced and have been advised. BUT I still don't think that is colostrum in Lozza's syringes, just looks like piss water to me!
HornmonesThe evelenty of Junetober is almost here I was trying to be demure as we eagerly await the deliverence of the little archangel babygel Laulie Rose Twix Sheesh Chardonnay Hornmones.
I had to look that up you clever thing ha ha!maieusophoria magnet Lauren, her babies gunna look a touch foreign
Preggophillia!I had to look that up you clever thing ha ha!
I certainly suffered from it so never did it lol.Preggophillia!
lol, is the baby already holding its head in shame? It’s a good judge of character and it’s not even met the mother yet
Village idiot never fails
And music by 'Destiny's Child' how fitting.lol, is the baby already holding its head in shame? It’s a good judge of character and it’s not even met the mother yet
I think you will need that length of thread to sew the punched lasagne noon up to be honestThread suggestion
Lauren Goodger #34 BYG - no clue of labour ouch or mummy pouch. Baby coming soon along with a punched lasagne noon
PMSLI think you will need that length of thread to sew the punched lasagne noon up to be honest
72 characters is the limit (once we’ve put in Lauren Goodger #xx and a space) which included spaces and punctuation.PMSL
Is there an easy way of checking how long my thread title is or if it fits etc?
Let me give you a tip from 1975 super funk group Parliament - 'If it Don't Fit Don't Force it'. Has stood me in good stead all my lifePMSL
Is there an easy way of checking how long my thread title is or if it fits etc?
She'll probably be named Laulie Destiny Goodger Drury! *hint hint*And music by 'Destiny's Child' how fitting.
I hope she’s putting this on the ground floor of her split level flat: her and Charlie rolling around in a pool filled with water is just asking for trouble!View attachment 648998
Lucky Charlie. 24 year olds dreaming of being on Love Island for the pool but Charlie gets to swim in their birthing pool.
Regular won’t be even be big enough for just her so how the hells L’arge fitting in??View attachment 648998
Lucky Charlie. 24 year olds dreaming of being on Love Island for the pool but Charlie gets to swim in their birthing pool.
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