Lauren Goodger #33 Yungel ain’t fat & she ain’t white, her bump is neat & her bum is tight

[Badirene]

Seriously though, it must be like shagging a wave machine with that arse

Didn't someone say sex with Boris Johnson was like having a bag of custard upon her in bed, let's hope he never takes a fancy to Loz, the planet couldn't take the seismic activity.

Edit to add the tweet

 

[Intoxicating]

Seriously though, it must be like shagging a wave machine with that arse

PMSL

What‘s sad is she was actually pretty cute before the chassis started getting botched - she ruined herself

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[Badirene]

I’m her height and to be honest I thought the real her was the same size as me as when I see the real unphotoshopped pics pretty much but I’ve lost a bit recently so around 16st… the huge meals she has and not v healthy ones at that and her lolling around I wouldn’t be surprised if she was my size (I work but it’s not an active job) but I am training for my fifth Great North Run so am quite active!

Well done on the training, I have just started couch to 5k so am trailing slowly in your footsteps. Best of luck on the next Great North Run

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

Ooh I loved my Swiss ball in Labour I rocked on it for ages and it felt so good that when I had to get on the bed on all fours I was still rocking my arse like I was still sat on it. My other half said the midwife was behind me doing impressions laughing at me

What is a Swiss ball? I demanded then partner asked me questions from the 'Who wants to be a millionaire' quiz book we'd bought in a charity shop a day previous.

I won a million!

The woman next door was playing 'Born slippy' really loudly.

Everyone was terrified of her.

My mum was asked to do a removal at birth on that poor baby (poor hopeless junkie mum too). She had to declare a conflict of interest.

20 years ago come December.

I hope things are better now.

I am surprised she is able to contemplate a home both with her anxitey and her smoking.

But who knows?

 

[Blowup80]

@BonsaiBobbi one of these

@Facehugger I'm watching Aliens in bed

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

PMSL

What‘s sad is she was actually pretty cute before the chassis started getting botched - she ruined herself

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She was pretty. But those legs, cankles and that personality!

 

[Notredamn]

We have a new food post …. Chaz on his phone … I bet they hardly talk to each other.

enough food on that platter to feed the Radfords as per usual

 

[Facehugger]

@BonsaiBobbi one of these

@Facehugger I'm watching Aliens in bed

That's the best thing to be doing in ya bed at this time of night lovely

 

[mrbusiness]

PMSL

What‘s sad is she was actually pretty cute before the chassis started getting botched - she ruined herself

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She had a cute little bum then

 

[Badirene]

I'm watching Aliens in bed

The film, or are u in the hedge outside Loz and Chaz bedroom window?

 

[Blowup80]

The film, or are u in the hedge outside Loz and Chaz bedroom window?

Busted!! I'm sat in the tree over the road with a pair of binoculars and a tin of green giant to tide me over

 

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PMSL

What‘s sad is she was actually pretty cute before the chassis started getting botched - she ruined herself

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I am not going to ask where you got that photo!!!!

Sadly I don't have a thread suggestion but I have voted.

Night Scrunchies.

 

[Orangeinessex]

A possibility, nothing would surprise me. I know diabetes has been sited as a potential reason for her expressing so early, but is it possible she could be doing it as she has a high BMI? Apologies if this has already been mentioned!

Actually, just looked it up - it is recommended for those with a BMI of 37 and above. A quick bmi calculator said for a BMI of 37, Loz would be 16 and a half stone, if she is 5 foot 6. She's big, but not that big, surely!

I think she might be with her bewful yunger gel on board....

 

[Pom Bear]

PMSL aww he looks as happy as Larry
Honestly I couldn't pick a favourite of your artistic contributions, they're all quality!

Thank you very much xx.
Yep his happy with his Babygel bouncy ball xx.

His getting into this abit too much lol xx.

 

[geordiegirl]

Well done on the training, I have just started couch to 5k so am trailing slowly in your footsteps. Best of luck on the next Great North Run

Ah thank you and good luck with c2 5k

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

We have a new food post …. Chaz on his phone … I bet they hardly talk to each other.

Does she mean baby Laulie enjoyed that? Jeez that child must be fed-up with the constant deluge of food dropping on her head making even less room to shift about

 

[Blowup80]

Talking about the colostrum syringing, another pregnant idiot on here Elle Darby is doing the same. She is also massive, eats constantly and is totally in denial about her size, Photoshop her bump ect. A lady on that thread said she was told by her midwife you can do this incase baby needs emergency treatment and you can't feed them straight away you still have your colostrum?? But I'm guessing as they are both probably suffering from gestational diabetes due to being greedy twats that they are both getting induced and have been advised. BUT I still don't think that is colostrum in Lozza's syringes, just looks like piss water to me!

 

[Jsmith92]

He think he a bike

 

[liar liar]

@BonsaiBobbi one of these

@Facehugger I'm watching Aliens in bed

How do they have sex?

 

[Noelc]

We have a new food post …. Chaz on his phone … I bet they hardly talk to each other.

She's woofed hers down and has eyes for his, be sending him to the kitchen for a penny longstand ' cos i's begged a cake for our puddin' and while he's there , probably for some time , she'll scoff some of his.