Own up dear Scrunchies, which one of you did O level (GCSE to you yungels) Stitch and Bitch and knocked up those bewful hair sessories?
OH MY GOD! shook I tell you shook! This has to be a fucking wind up. Lady Sarah hahahahahahahahahahah . Finished work in twenty minutes and will catch up with the rest.
OMFG what if Lady Sarah is actually one of us ! Full circle!
https://giphy.com/SDogLD4FOZMM8
Hope you ok FreddieI mean, I assumed it was just me, on the extra motherboard of pain killers because things are not going so well right now. But those photos are actually real and out there because you can see them too! I wish I’d taken some when I was up duffed but that would only ever have been for my eyes.. which are currently seeing several of everything…..
she's using the baboon's arse filter again!#nofilter
They'll be ditching the stirrups and straight on the blower to Scaffolders R Us to bring in reinforcements in anticipation for the stitching ceremony.Midwives will be in stitches when she walks in looking 10 stone heavier with 10 extra chins with oddbod trailing behind with his man bag under his arm.
Might have peed a wee bit
There's another thing, wait til she can't cough, laugh or sneeze without a little wee coming out. Sorry, sorry I forgot bewful young gel is gonna get designer Fadge isn't she.Might have peed a wee bit
That beast of a man wears that scrunchie to tie my hands behind my back when I'm naughty.. Bend over Blowie, you've been naughty slagging people off on Tattle haven't you........Back in the roomYungel has started a scrunchie revolution, I present one Jason Mamoa star of Game of Thrones (and several of my finest naughty dreams) wearing a pink Branded Fendi scrunchie on his wrist. I can only presume that this thing is going to spread like Covid.
They may take our Lives but they will NEVER! TAKE OUR SCRUNCHIESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yungel has started a scrunchie revolution, I present one Jason Mamoa star of Game of Thrones (and several of my finest naughty dreams) wearing a pink Branded Fendi scrunchie on his wrist. I can only presume that this thing is going to spread like Covid.
Such an odd way to wear a denim jacket.I see the neat bump is out in force againthe best thing about these photos is it says it's for a glamorous shoot. It's not even for a publication it's literally just her paying to get photos taken and flogging them to the DM. Dropped by ok and can't even get a shitey mag to pick up your rank photos.
Our Loz is an enigma wrapped in a mystery, stuffed with mozzarella and bacon. It's beyond us to question her Lozness, either that or she is assembled like Mrs Potato Head and the preschoolers who slapped her together put her together wrong.What's going here? Can't figure why her arm is coming halfway from her back.
Her knee crease on the right leg looks odd also like it’s going straight into the edge of her knee .Is it me or does her head not quite look right in proportion to the rest of her body? I mean I know she is pregnant but the picture just doesn't look right. Kind of like it's been superimposed.
My first thought was that it was one of us . Even the note seemed like an elaborate joke . Over the top gushy sarcasm . That way my take on it . It’s genius if it is . I think that’s a more exciting point of viewOH MY GOD! shook I tell you shook! This has to be a fucking wind up. Lady Sarah hahahahahahahahahahah . Finished work in twenty minutes and will catch up with the rest.
OMFG what if Lady Sarah is actually one of us ! Full circle!
https://giphy.com/SDogLD4FOZMM8
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