Lauren Goodger #29 Python frock, face like Spock, Big Lozzie's now berthed in dry dock.

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Facehugger

Hello Scrunchies @Katie8ee nice to see you my busy raccoon girl, here's a Facehug for ya

Oh my god, it feels like I've just sat here open mouthed staring at this shitshow for the last 2 days! That pap needs an award for capturing the elusive beast that is the real Lozzasaurus loving it you guys, carry on
 
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lamaitresse

This title won't get published as it's too sweary! Lozza's waging war against the #busycunts - she's "not fat", she's "just pregnant".

I go from feeling sympathy for her then her cuntishness rears its head again. Who is she trying to kid? You need to be particularly gullible to believe her Insta content is the real her. Lauren, screw your nut on and be a better role model for your child. She's enormous but so are a lot of pregnant women, especially in the last weeks.

We're supposed to believe "street paps" have doctored the real pictures yet the Insta airbrushed and sculpted cut/paste ones are completely genuine? Do me a favour.
 
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xyzcba

Just as I started to feel sorry for her, she comes out with that absolute horseshit that the paps have gone out of their way to edit a very heavily pregnant woman to sell to the tabloids.
Funny how there's no bendy fences, wibbly lines, or body parts that look out of place like the poorly edited clip art she pumps out. She really does think a lot of herself doesn't she?!!
How deluded can 1 person be? And the bare-faced lies when she's caught out, she is rotten through and through. l've said it before and I'll say it again, she is a total thunderc*nt.
 
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SATCGOSS

Yep course you were laughing Lauren!! Was this laughing in hysteria as you realised people would see the real you. My guess is her eyes are so swollen from crying she looks like Rocky after fighting Apollo.

No sympathy from me, I don’t care if she’s upset, she did it to herself and she certainly doesn’t care about the impact of photoshopped pictures on her fan base
 
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Sunnydaze101

You are awesome!!!
 
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username123!

No Covid mask doing treatments pregnant an influencer recently got Covid, had to deliver the baby early and spent a long time in hospital seriously unwell - Jesus Lauren if not for yourself for your child.
 
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geordiegirl

Whoever did the Mirror pap shots deserves a medal! Best thing we’ve seen this year!
 
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Sunnydaze101



Why can’t she just quit and stop posting fake shit. What a doosh. Everyone knows what she looks like. Everyone. Her outfit at the top is crepe but she’s photoshopped it so much after the bottom to make it look cotton. She looks 15 in this pic. What a dick.
 
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Eureka

Oh her latest one is just insanity. So now the paps can harness nature to make her legs look chunky go and shite
 
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Katewinsletsknee

Imagine going on another medium to record a message in a filter just so it doesn’t show up on Instagram that you are using a filter ….

Also ‘They use wind …’

I’m actually laughing so hard that the paps & NATURE are plotting against her …..
 
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