Her response is concerning. She is completely deluded.Sigh...
Her response is concerning. She is completely deluded.Sigh...
It’s a bad fake, around £20 from China but £29 better spent on a decent pair of maternity leggings & a floaty top!I never understood the way some people pair a very expensive designer handbag with tit that looks like it came from the charity shop £1 or less bin.
Top trolling that!Politely telling him he has got fat
Round of applauseLoz woke up the sun was shining
Today she must come out of hiding
Looking for her maxi skirt
4 sizes to small and sure to hurt
A crop top and of course no bra
Doesn't matter, she won't walk far
All hot and bothered, many have been there
She didn't notice the pap did stare
Snap and snap the picture took
Tomorrow we would all be shook
The real Lozza all laid bare
No shaved off chin
And immaculate hair
Just a normal person struggling on
Why her jacamo lad, did look on
This was too much for our Lozza
She must arrange a shoot tomorrow
To show the world that was not her
That she has not 10 chins
And scruffy hair
The world it laughed for all did know
She did not have pregnancy glow
But that is fine just be yourself
Are likes more important than your health?
Back into hiding off she went
When will she learn her lad is bent.
Mic drop
i tell you its a bleedin nightmare, i cant pop to the co op without been stalked by one of them street paps...there're everywhere!I've not been able to get on here much since this morning but I saw the photos and was absolutely howling, particularly after her predictable 'LOOK AT HOW THE STREET PAPS EDIT ME TO LOOK FAT' post
'Street paps'
Looks to me like she is saying “I’m going down, I can’t hold on”The next photo I was sent (by my 50 year old brother) had this message “Errr - that’s a sex face , imagine the sweat when they have sex - and imagine if she was wearing a Liverpool top, I can smell them” ….
EDITED. Autocorrect said something else.
It's been bothering me who she reminds me of in these photos, and I've decided it's Hattie Jaques in 'Carry on Camping', when she emerges in that yellow 'Chayste Place' T-shirt and a skirt pulled up to her tits.
ETA a picture for reference, just in case anyone's too young...
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Hattie Jacques had far more sex appeal, I think she was quite an attractive woman, but that outfit is a dead ringer!
Matron and Oddbod!
It's been bothering me who she reminds me of in these photos, and I've decided it's Hattie Jaques in 'Carry on Camping', when she emerges in that yellow 'Chayste Place' T-shirt and a skirt pulled up to her tits.
ETA a picture for reference, just in case anyone's too young...
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Odd I’d in the blue jacket
Hattie Jacques had far more sex appeal, I think she was quite an attractive woman, but that outfit is a dead ringer!
Matron and Oddbod!