I want to be Pearl E Gates.Yep, I would be Tipsy Wall. Keep an eye out on your nearest top shelf purveyor of smut.
By this reckoning, I'd be Bruce Foster. I wouldn't even have a wank, frankly.Did you ever do that thing with your mates to find your porn star name? Take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name - Tanny Yates for me haha!
My husband would be Enoch and Wilson Callaghan. Twins!I want to be Pearl E Gates.
By this reckoning, I'd be Bruce Foster. I wouldn't even have a wank, frankly.
Everything is better than Bruce Foster, frankly.
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