Lauren Goodger #28 Pregacy almost ending, covid rules bending, still not trending

[Pixie7]

Just come across this article, blows her can't edit a video theory out the window...

TikToker reveals how easy it is to photoshop VIDEOS

Motivational speaker Victoria Garrick shared a TikTok video of herself posing in a blue bikini, looking very slim. Then her face and body both change, and she reveals she used an app.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

If I could double, or treble, 'love' this, I absolutely would. It is brilliant and you're awesome!!!



I just want to say how brilliant this is. Again! Thank you so much for making me laugh, literally, out loud!

Seriously, I write for a living. Just boring stuff mostly.

You have real ability and talent.

Can we have a Lozza lyrics competition?

Or can you just put pen to paper more often.

Seriously, why don't we start a digital magazine?

We have the collective ability.

Can we, please?

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Here is a link, I’m guessing as they were pre-moderating comments it wasn’t read much. Most people only read comments on her articles to have a good laugh at her. Thanks for starting the new thread @JakeM and well done @AimlessShameless on what, I think, may be your first Lozza thread title.

Actually lolled!

She's a bleeping mess. Why does she pay paparazzi? It's always obviously so staged and fake!

 

[Jane L]

Seriously, I write for a living. Just boring stuff mostly.

You have real ability and talent.

Can we have a Lozza lyrics competition?

Or can you just put pen to paper more often.

Seriously, why don't we start a digital magazine?

We have the collective ability.

Can we, please?

seconded, or, why don't we set up a new political party since there's more sense talked on this thread than anywhere else i'm watching.... I'm thinking of the nation here folks! With a view to moving on to running the world, with all bad bastards kicked off, pronto. Can't be that hard....

 

[Blowup80]

Seriously, I write for a living. Just boring stuff mostly.

You have real ability and talent.

Can we have a Lozza lyrics competition?

Or can you just put pen to paper more often.

Seriously, why don't we start a digital magazine?

We have the collective ability.

Can we, please?

If you go over some of the older threads there are lots of Lozza songs and raps we have done over time x

seconded, or, why don't we set up a new political party since there's more sense talked on this thread than anywhere else i'm watching.... I'm thinking of the nation here folks! With a view to moving on to running the world, with all bad bastards kicked off, pronto. Can't be that hard....

The people against Lozza Goodger. If Woody Harrelson is involved I'm his girlfriend no arguments!

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Yesterdays article slid off the Side bar of Shame within a few hours but I posted a comment early afternoon along the lines of, does she think we're stupid, no way was that pic taken yesterday morning, there's no leaves on the trees and she has the same hair, make up and bump size as all the others pics from the past 3/4 months. I'm still waiting for it to appear!

Pregnant Lauren Goodger shows off her growing baby bump in a white T-shirt and leggings | Daily Mail Online

Clearly, she has paid the DM for the article to appear as otherwise she would not be able to dictate the comments being restricted.

 

[Badirene]

Yes to the Lozza magazine,
We could have a cookery section "101 ways with sweetcorn",
A beauty section "Polyfilla and you! the complete home guide to new lips"
A style section, "Polyester catsuits for all occasions"
A parenting section "When you noon goes boom!"
A relationship section " When your Only Fan becomes your only man"
Out on the town guide "From Sheesh to the backstreets, all the places to eat and be eaten"
Exercise advice "Yungel on the run, a new you and new body with these simple (Photoshop) exercises"
A special handiman section for Chaz, "Simple pipe handling techniques for your blocked sink"
A career section "#Busycunts get the job you want with no effort (the simple art of pretending)"

 

[Blowup80]

LG weekly is gonna make more than tits out on OF's! Mole man will be reading this thinking ooh now that's an idea....

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

If you go over some of the older threads there are lots of Lozza songs and raps we have done over time x


The people against Lozza Goodger. If Woody Harrelson is involved I'm his girlfriend no arguments!

I just nearly died with laughter again! You are amazing!

 

[liar liar]

Yes to the Lozza magazine,
We could have a cookery section "101 ways with sweetcorn",
A beauty section "Polyfilla and you! the complete home guide to new lips"
A style section, "Polyester catsuits for all occasions"
A parenting section "When you noon goes boom!"
A relationship section " When your Only Fan becomes your only man"
Out on the town guide "From Sheesh to the backstreets, all the places to eat and be eaten"
Exercise advice "Yungel on the run, a new you and new body with these simple (Photoshop) exercises"
A special handiman section for Chaz, "Simple pipe handling techniques for your blocked sink"
A career section "#Busycunts get the job you want with no effort (the simple art of pretending)"

Absolutely brilliant! You clearly spent a lot of time thinking those articles up. I am gonna send them to a friend of mine - I love "When your Only Fan becomes your only man" totally PMSL

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Yes to the Lozza magazine,
We could have a cookery section "101 ways with sweetcorn",
A beauty section "Polyfilla and you! the complete home guide to new lips"
A style section, "Polyester catsuits for all occasions"
A parenting section "When you noon goes boom!"
A relationship section " When your Only Fan becomes your only man"
Out on the town guide "From Sheesh to the backstreets, all the places to eat and be eaten"
Exercise advice "Yungel on the run, a new you and new body with these simple (Photoshop) exercises"
A special handiman section for Chaz, "Simple pipe handling techniques for your blocked sink"
A career section "#Busycunts get the job you want with no effort (the simple art of pretending)"

Brilliant, although you forgot the Travel section: Those must see but little known car parks in Essex back streets with the uniquely quaint wavy cobblestones and pathways!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Seriously, I write for a living. Just boring stuff mostly.

You have real ability and talent.

Can we have a Lozza lyrics competition?

Or can you just put pen to paper more often.

Seriously, why don't we start a digital magazine?

We have the collective ability.

Can we, please?

We have a writer!! Exciting. Now I feel ashamed of my incoherent sentences
I’ll blame the wine

 

[Jackie Brown]

A question about the Daily Mail and moderated / unmoderated comments....How do the likes of Lauren or Gemma Collins ensure that comments for an article such as yesterday's is moderated? Do they, or their agent / lawyer demand with the DM that this needs to be moderated? Or do the DM decide independently that an article should be moderated for the well-being of the "celeb"?

Just looked at Lauren's one from yesterday and it still only has 2 comments. Surely the DM know that they are affecting their own click bait / views by keeping it moderated? Interested in how it all works lol.

 

[Blowup80]

I can see it on the shelf in WHSmiths now. £1.25 with a free Britain's Greatest Car Parks booklet and little side headline "I woke up and found a butt plug in my left ear" Or "my shame of my sink splatter boyfriend"

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

A question about the Daily Mail and moderated / unmoderated comments....How do the likes of Lauren or Gemma Collins ensure that comments for an article such as yesterday's is moderated? Do they, or their agent / lawyer demand with the DM that this needs to be moderated? Or do the DM decide independently that an article should be moderated for the well-being of the "celeb"?

Just looked at Lauren's one from yesterday and it still only has 2 comments. Surely the DM know that they are affecting their own click bait / views by keeping it moderated? Interested in how it all works lol.

The comments on the Diane Abbott article are shocking. It’s racist. It’s vile.

BUT HEY THE DAILY MAIL PROTECT these fuckers who lie, manipulate, post bullshit, sell polyester ....

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

We have a writer!! Exciting. Now I feel ashamed of my incoherent sentences
I’ll blame the wine

Look, I write about products for the construction industry. It's Hardly Dickens. Hardly Dickens was the lesser known brother of Charles. He wrote product information for the construction industry.

Little known fact.

We need a magazine!

The notion of a cookery section has made me cry with delight!

 

[liar liar]

A question about the Daily Mail and moderated / unmoderated comments....How do the likes of Lauren or Gemma Collins ensure that comments for an article such as yesterday's is moderated? Do they, or their agent / lawyer demand with the DM that this needs to be moderated? Or do the DM decide independently that an article should be moderated for the well-being of the "celeb"?

Just looked at Lauren's one from yesterday and it still only has 2 comments. Surely the DM know that they are affecting their own click bait / views by keeping it moderated? Interested in how it all works lol.

Take it from me, all the comments were deleted as they weren't singing from Llozasaurus's hymn sheet. If it was paid for content why should the DM give a tit how many replies there are?

The comments on the Diane Abbott article are shocking. It’s racist. It’s vile.

BUT HEY THE DAILY MAIL PROTECT these fuckers who lie, manipulate, post bullshit, sell polyester ....

Diane Abbott should be sectioned in my opinion. She is bonkers and is grasping at straws now she no longer has access to Corbyn's cock.

I can see it on the shelf in WHSmiths now. £1.25 with a free Britain's Greatest Car Parks booklet and little side headline "I woke up and found a butt plug in my left ear" Or "my shame of my sink splatter boyfriend"

I think it would do better than Smegma's 'Bench' kiddie story to be honest.

 

[Badirene]

Look, I write about products for the construction industry. It's Hardly Dickens. Hardly Dickens was the lesser known brother of Charles. He wrote product information for the construction industry.

Little known fact.

We need a magazine!

The notion of a cookery section has made me cry with delight!

Off topic but Hardy Dickens would be a cracking porn star name.

 

[liar liar]

Off topic but Hardy Dickens would be a cracking porn star name.

Did you ever do that thing with your mates to find your porn star name? Take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name - Tanny Yates for me haha!

 

[Badirene]

Did you ever do that thing with your mates to find your porn star name? Take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name - Tanny Yates for me haha!

Yep, I would be Tipsy Wall. Keep an eye out on your nearest top shelf purveyor of smut.