I’m not sure if you are joking or not but I didn’t mean any disrespect. We all like to have a laugh on this thread and what we say isn’t serious.
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Yep, that's the one! Just look at the difference to that pic she's put out today. Absolutely no correlation whatsoever. As others have said, it's just an arse, it's her false view of it that's completely wrong and deluded.I might’ve found it!View attachment 589035
Hers isn’t just an arse though. It’s an arse with lots of extra fat transferred into it (with disastrous consequences ie it looks like the back of a double decker bus)!
Of course I'm joking @JakeM. I'm saying to Lozza it's just an arse and she needs to get over her obsession with editing it
Looking back I’m not sure how I misunderstood your original comment. Either tiredness or reading too much about Lauren has had an affect on my Brian/brainOf course I'm joking @JakeM. I'm saying to Lozza it's just an arse and she needs to get over her obsession with editing it
Too late in the night and too much Lozza. She is too much for anyone at times!Looking back I’m not sure how I misunderstood your original comment. Either tiredness or reading too much about Lauren has had an affect on my Brian/brain
I can't believe she expects anyone to think those pics are her real face. It's like Tom Hanks IRL versus Tom Hanks in The Polar Express. You can tell you're not looking at a real human. Idiot!
Just seen she went bowling last night with that young lad she takes out sometimes. Her nephew was there as well. No photos or vids from Chaz. Wonder if he's in the dog house because he went to grab one of her arse cheeks and tried to launch it down the alley, easy mistake to make.
Just seen she went bowling last night with that young lad she takes out sometimes. Her nephew was there as well. No photos or vids from Chaz. Wonder if he's in the dog house because he went to grab one of her arse cheeks and tried to launch it down the alley, easy mistake to make.
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Yesterdays article slid off the Side bar of Shame within a few hours but I posted a comment early afternoon along the lines of, does she think we're stupid, no way was that pic taken yesterday morning, there's no leaves on the trees and she has the same hair, make up and bump size as all the others pics from the past 3/4 months. I'm still waiting for it to appear!
Pregnant Lauren Goodger shows off her growing baby bump in a white T-shirt and leggings | Daily Mail Online
Pregnant Lauren Goodger shows off her growing baby bump in a white T-shirt and leggings | Daily Mail Online
And she is such an independent woman don’t you know as well 
. She drives me mad as well with her fantasy life and these daft pictures she puts out there. We all know what she looks like in real life lol
She isn’t going to like the belly after giving birth
As that is what she shows off after the giant arse! Def be off to turkey for more lipo
. She drives me mad as well with her fantasy life and these daft pictures she puts out there. We all know what she looks like in real life lolShe isn’t going to like the belly after giving birth
As that is what she shows off after the giant arse! Def be off to turkey for more lipo
Morning Scrunchies! Sorry I've been quiet, just going through some stuff but you are keeping me amused 
Everytime I see one of these videos that proves you can look totally different in a video, I think of Loz. As with everything though she'll keep the pretence up forever as she truly believes she looks like her edited shots, and not what the rest of the world sees. It would be funny if it wasn't so tragic, sad and desperate.
Everytime I see one of these videos that proves you can look totally different in a video, I think of Loz. As with everything though she'll keep the pretence up forever as she truly believes she looks like her edited shots, and not what the rest of the world sees. It would be funny if it wasn't so tragic, sad and desperate.
She isn’t going to like the belly after gbirthAnd she is such an independent woman don’t you know as well
And she is such an independent woman don’t you know as well
She isn’t going to like the belly after giving birth
She isn’t going to like the belly after giving birth
As that is what she shows off after the giant arse! Def be off to turkey for more lipoShe will need more than liposuction
she’s looked heavily pregnant since she was 1 week gone !! Those poor tummy muscles will be shot to tit!! 
Morning Scrunchies! Sorry I've been quiet, just going through some stuff but you are keeping me amused
Everytime I see one of these videos that proves you can look totally different in a video, I think of Loz. As with everything though she'll keep the pretence up forever as she truly believes she looks like her edited shots, and not what the rest of the world sees. It would be funny if it wasn't so tragic, sad and desperate.
What was this magic? You can't edit a video
This is one of things about her that makes me so angry. That she comes out with blatant lies like this and then when someone says of course you can edit a video she screams troll
To the tune of stand by your man by Tammy Wynette
Sometimes it's hard to be an arse,
Giving all your love to Only Fans,
You'll have bad times, they'll have good times,
On the beg for Laulie's pram.
Stand by your Chaz man,
Give him two cheeks to cling to,
Something warm to come home to,
Give him all the love your arse can,
Stand by for your pram!
Well said
or a policeman's horse
Glad to see Lozza and Chaz having a date night and spending their time together as a couple before Laulie comes.... by looking after someone else's child
In fairness, it is a nice thing to do taking her nephew out but at 34 she has had the chance to be young and carefree with 11 more years of life partying under her belt. I'm sure Chaz didn't mind taking her nephew bowling but as he has only been legal for 5 years, think he deserves his last weeks of total child-free freedom to be a bit more reckless fun (within reason of course).
Yeah sometimes I write something and after I post it it reads differently to how i was thinking I wanted it to sound like. But I think you lot just know me now so get it (I hope). I get most of everyone else’s to now too.Looking back I’m not sure how I misunderstood your original comment. Either tiredness or reading too much about Lauren has had an affect on my Brian/brain
Hope everyone has a lovely day. Busy with work this week dammit so not around as much. Stupid quarter end. Stupid.
If I could double, or treble, 'love' this, I absolutely would. It is brilliant and you're awesome!!!
I just want to say how brilliant this is. Again! Thank you so much for making me laugh, literally, out loud!
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