Lauren Goodger #28 Pregacy almost ending, covid rules bending, still not trending

[Jersey Girl]

I am dying
WHY IS SHE COPYRIGHTING THIS??!! Look at the state of it

Also I'm sure 'Emma' will be thrilled she's just told the whole world to contact her with any enquiries. She really doesn't have half a brain(brian)cell knocking about in there does she?!

Or as Lozza calls them "inquiries " !!

 

[MunHun]

Blink twice in rapid succession if you need rescuing Chaz, I'll send Domino's around with the rescue van, the code word is Deep Dish.

I thought it would be Stuffed Crust

 

[xyzcba]

Or as Lozza calls them "inquiries " !!

That's true!! I'm so used to her illiteracy my brain/brian autocorrected

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

10 years ago we were living in France. My step-son came over for a visit with his girlfriend. We were totally unprepared for the idiot that turned up. I couldn't listen to her voice for more than five minutes without finding an excuse to check something in the kitchen, have a pee, empty the cat tray - just anything. I think she thought we lived in Paris not in some rural farm area with cows, horses, geese, ducks, llamas, wild board and bison. She squealed at everything to the point I wanted to brain her with our marble cheese board and chuck her remains in the septic tank. Lozza makes me feel the same way with her utter stupidity and childishness. She's mid-thirties not some ingenue.

I know exactly what you mean Liar - knee deep in mud generally rather than the boulevards of gay Paree

 

[Blowup80]

What's been going on!! So she bagged a break and has spent the whole time taking pics, editing pics, telling everyone it's amazing even if they didn't ask and turned in to a python.

Oh dear. He’s going to be in trouble for posting this. Gave her a new face (including what looks like a left hand side beard ) but forgot about editing the rest. Wow
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And this is a lovely picture. It's the most natural pic of her I've seen for ages!

 

[Facehugger]

What's been going on!! So she bagged a break and has spent the whole time taking pics, editing pics, telling everyone it's amazing even if they didn't ask and turned in to a python.

That's about the size of it. Mind you, it's more to the scale of an Anaconda I think, I know some of them pythons are big but.............

 

[Blowup80]

And that photo of Moleman next to her wangers.... Do you think he asked for a suck?

 

[Facehugger]

And that photo of Moleman next to her wangers.... Do you think he asked for a suck?

I bet he's got free VIP access to her OF, dirty little Molerat

 

[Pom Bear]

She'll probably do a Skanky, that is just bugger off abroad when the taxman gives her a Court date then fend him off with a list of lies about how she's skint, got a kid and a worthless deadbeat partner to look after, a decrepit property to renovate, a dying mother, blah blah blah.


That child is going to fall out of her easily going by all that grease she's ingesting; None of that pushing nonsense necessary


We need Pom to superimpose a burger into it's hand and there you have it!

Here you are lol xx.
I had to add a sweetcorn as well as its her trademark xx.

Back later

 

[Blowup80]

She probably charged him £20000 just for a suck.

 

[Facehugger]

Here you are lol xx.
I had to add a sweetcorn as well as its her trademark xx.

Back later

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Haaaha, that's brilliant Pom I've had to save that one too here, I bet our Loz can do a python jaw stretch round a burger like this lad too

 

[Blowup80]

Haaaha, that's brilliant Pom I've had to save that one too here, I bet our Loz can do a python jaw stretch round a burger like this lad too

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That looks more like Lozza's birth video

 

[Facehugger]

That looks more like Lozza's birth video

Haha, well, she'll probably give birth to a double whopper with fries and 6 sides

 

[geordiegirl]

Please duck off Lozza

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

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She has really fat arms.

 

[Sasha Sinclair]

And that photo of Moleman next to her wangers.... Do you think he asked for a suck?

Yeah! I know they think they're all dead sexy but the reality ....not so much

 

[Can't Help It]

She has really fat arms.

Not just the arms............

 

[Sasha Sinclair]

She has really fat arms.

Don't mean to offend. I'm no Cindy Crawford. But she is fat

 

[Freeka]

I thought it would be Stuffed Crust

Nah, sod him. He knew fine well what he was doing when he got involved with her. He wasn't forced into anything. You reap what you sow...not his first rodeo remember! He seems like a nasty git anyway.

 

[xyzcba]

Please duck off Lozza

Who the duck writes this drivel???!! Honestly! What a load of absolute fly-ridden horseshit. Pass the sickbag. The DM really is just a vault of piss isn't it.

(I realise that was a lot of swear words in one, but sometimes you have to let it out, you know?!)