But you are a hot mammaHaha she's almost squatting in those pics to make her legs not look massive.
She definitely doesn't have any maternity wear other than those hideous jumpsuits and pj's. I mean, I live in pj's and leggings right now, but I've always claimed I'm anything but a 'hot mama' wannabe.
I just have Babyliss hair straighter much cheaper than GHD's I did however splash out on a dark velvet sofa. I also love Beef. Ooh that was refreshing instead of talking about Clunge and Plunge!!She is a huge lying fat mess of contradictions/contractions. These people should be obliterated from social media for their endless lies and posturing. Then we could all have a great fun picnic and talk about normal stuff like the price of beef/sofas/hair straightners...
Btw, where is our Katie this afternoon?
There's no room in the freezer, it's full of Chas's Funny Feet lolliesSo now she posts pictures of bought juice. What happened to those gazillions of juice sachets she begged for and was then gifted? She advertised them for a few days and then stopped. I bet she either binned them or gave them away because we have seen her fridge /freezer space and it is non existent. When they contacted her why couldn’t she just ask for a weeks worth instead of getting the works because it’s free.
My hair straighteners come from Morrisons I think lol. I do like a nice cup of Bovril. Haven't changed my sofas for a few years - hmmmBut you are a hot mamma
I just have Babyliss hair straighter much cheaper than GHD's I did however splash out on a dark velvet sofa. I also love Beef. Ooh that was refreshing instead of talking about Clunge and Plunge!!
Ooh Liar treat yourself pet. Sure you could beg for a new oneMy hair straighteners come from Morrisons I think lol. I do like a nice cup of Bovril. Haven't changed my sofas for a few years - hmmm
@mchops We've both posted nearly the same thing a few times now, even i'm starting to think we're sock puppets!Cant do a demi Moore because the bump is fake, on a devastating miscarriage the public awaits
Too far?
IRL she's about eleventy stone bone dry
Anyone fancy a jacket potatoe for lunch
oopsI’ve just had a quick look at the Daily Mail. There’s a story about Jessica Alves and the top comment is Goodgers twin but better looking.
I am no fan of Lauren and although I see the similarities they are both very deluded and sad characters.
I'd never beg - I have the cash! That stuff Lozza seems short ofOoh Liar treat yourself pet. Sure you could beg for a new one
Yup a Kenny Everett moment again with Rod Stewart's blow up arse! Thank @Pom Bear - hope you are 100% now
Loooool I remember that on Kenny EverettI'd never beg - I have the cash! That stuff Lozza seems short of
Yup a Kenny Everett moment again with Rod Stewart's blow up arse! Thank @Pom Bear - hope you are 100% now
Ah - she can now enter Walmart without failing the exams - deep joy!Loooool I remember that on Kenny Everettxx.
alot better thank you not 100% but dizziness is gone xx.
Back view lol...
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Has it got any rosemary on it?I've just bunged a load of food in the oven. Does anyone want recipes or a Boomerang of it cooking?
By jove - she may have something there - unfortunately others have been eating this simple staple for decades. Thigh gap?Jus gunna sit an ate ma yughat wiv mah legs totly wiahd open guyz 'ormones is so strong todah, so am keeping mah legs apaht and mah knees bent. Av still got a thigh gap see?
Thank youAh - she can now enter Walmart without failing the exams - deep joy!Glad you are on the mend Pom
Has it got any rosemary on it?
Airing the ClungeJus gunna sit an ate ma yughat wiv mah legs totly wiahd open guyz 'ormones is so strong todah, so am keeping mah legs apaht and mah knees bent. Av still got a thigh gap see?
I was confused about the rosemary. On her instagram video when she was manipulating Paxo into balls with her chubby little mitts (having prepared it in a frying pan?!), it was definitely bay leaves she had in the potato tray. Which I did think was a bit special. More fraudulent theft of images from the queen of lies, perchance?Thank youxx.
Looooool she fit well in Walmartxx
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