Look on-line at supermarket recipes and buy the stoof! God is all so simple nowadays...
Look on-line at supermarket recipes and buy the stoof! God is all so simple nowadays...It was still on her Amazon wish list earlier on together with an iPad and jewellery stuff. Beggy Mitchell
No disrespect to you Lozza but I would never want to be you with a paid for boyfriend and those hideous polyester outfits
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Who would want to be big Loz? Living on a wing and a prayer, begging things all the time, getting knocked up by a waiter at Sheesh who has aged 30 years since being told! Instead of a family she has Moleman laughing his toys off behind her back, Backgrid are her friends, who are probably compiling a retirement package of the real photos, and lastly, but by no means least, we have the fat werewolf pretend dad! Desperate for fame snd money, he has stone cold eyes, every day gathering evidence for the kiss and tell to the highest bidder to buy himself a house when the time comes! She can’t look after herself or even a dog, what chance does that poor baby have?It was still on her Amazon wish list earlier on together with an iPad and jewellery stuff. Beggy Mitchell
No disrespect to you Lozza but I would never want to be you with a paid for boyfriend and those hideous polyester outfits
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He wants it free, this is their code and shout out to the takeaways! Guaranteed they will get a gifted meal for tea!Look on-line at supermarket recipes and buy the stoof! God is all so simple nowadays...
Why doesn’t he ask Daddy Dishcloth or whatever he’s called? That was a short lived partnershipIt was still on her Amazon wish list earlier on together with an iPad and jewellery stuff. Beggy Mitchell
No disrespect to you Lozza but I would never want to be you with a paid for boyfriend and those hideous polyester outfits
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Probably the closest he has ever come to actually penetrating the mess.
I don't think the sink was big enough for the two of them to 'wash up'Why doesn’t he ask Daddy Dishcloth or whatever he’s called? That was a short lived partnership
Maybe someone might remind her of that!!After how ungrateful the beggy bitch was about the 'basic' pram she was given, I hope nobody gives her anything at all ever again!
What on earth has happened to his face? Who is this man? On the beg again standard Saturday for Blobby and SlobbyIt was still on her Amazon wish list earlier on together with an iPad and jewellery stuff. Beggy Mitchell
No disrespect to you Lozza but I would never want to be you with a paid for boyfriend and those hideous polyester outfits
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Pot noodles are banned in my world - Jersey boy cooks from scratch and I would have my belongings in a bin bag quicker than the time it takes to boil the kettle if Ibought one!!! Used to love them as a hangover cure before I met masterchef!!Pot Noodle not good enough for our Loz?
Is he sat on the bog? Can't work it out!!Do we think he can read? Perhaps an audiobook would have been more appropriate?
Ah, food snobPot noodles are banned in my world - Jersey boy cooks from scratch and I would have my belongings in a bin bag quicker than the time it takes to boil the kettle if Ibought one!!! Used to love them as a hangover cure before I met masterchef!!
Or one with lots of pictures.Do we think he can read? Perhaps an audiobook would have been more appropriate?
The Chaz pic thumbnail looks like a cigarette packet with a worded health warning lolIt was still on her Amazon wish list earlier on together with an iPad and jewellery stuff. Beggy Mitchell
No disrespect to you Lozza but I would never want to be you with a paid for boyfriend and those hideous polyester outfits
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What’s the bet half an hour later he’s still attempting to read the cover.Do we think he can read? Perhaps an audiobook would have been more appropriate?
It's funny as fcuk but you are totally spot on with that observation.The Chaz pic thumbnail looks like a cigarette packet with a worded health warning lolxx
I think I will make a note of that when I can make pics againxx
It's possible.Is he sat on the bog? Can't work it out!!
Ha ha! I get what I'm given! Cooked twice in 19 years and one of those was a salad I cocked up !! When he moved in, he surveyed the kitchen and asked why there was a gap in the units- It was where the cooker was meant to be!! I'm a disaster domesticallyAh, food snob
Winner of the funniest thing I've read all day award.Ha ha! I get what I'm given! Cooked twice in 19 years and one of those was a salad I cocked up !! When he moved in, he surveyed the kitchen and asked why there was a gap in the units- It was where the cooker was meant to be!! I'm a disaster domestically
I think the book cover should be called..Do we think he can read? Perhaps an audiobook would have been more appropriate?
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