I am stone cold bloody sober!! I am not posting on here when I have had a drink- dangerous!!Too much alcohol sweetheart....
Made me laugh.
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Good, I prefer my women sober.I am stone cold bloody sober!! I am not posting on here when I have had a drink- dangerous!!
Everyone get on to @babycare_of_dagenham and laugh at their stories saying they canβt wait to see the GORGEOUS 
customer lauren pushing their pram!
customer lauren pushing their pram!
oh that bleeping witch - assumed it was 100% polyester life everything else.It's a skinned fox
Mother of God, she is using the Fairground Mirror filter......
5 pages to catch up on. I'm laid in bed trying to be quiet next to beard whilst doing these full body shakes of laughter he probably thinks I'm having a wank or something 
. You know you getting too fat when you can't fit in the cupboard anymore!
. You know you getting too fat when you can't fit in the cupboard anymore!
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I can't draw too well so that's nice to hear xx
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xxThank youPom I think this is the funniest thing you've EVER done, its him to a gormless T!!!
xxThank youThat is such a good description. I was thinking about someone whoβs woken up from sleepwalking and had no recollection of how they got there. Perhaps Big Loz has been keeping him drugged and he had a moment of clarity and realised the creature he lives with has a very different face (well different everything) to the one in photos and is only 5 years younger than his mum
@Pom Bear - your drawing of Chaz was amazing. If I wasnβt so attached to Oddbod Iβd be swiping that
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Charles really does emulate the 'early man'
Here is him and Lozza on the lookout for freebies
Here is him and Lozza on the lookout for freebies
Her stron ormones have deflated theWhereβs her bump ??am I missing something
Nor can i. The bump is gone and the hips are bigger. They must take turns settling. That canβt beItβs bizarre?? A canβt see it ?? Unless Iβm over tired
Morning Scrunch Bunch!
What delights are in store for us today? I just remembered that she said in last week's column of lies that she was having the 4D scan "sometime this week". Perhaps it will be the exclusive in tomorrows column not that I will be able to look as those 4D scans give me the absolute fear.
I was looking at Tommy and Georgia's content (other couple from TOWIE who are having a baby in May, both in their twenties and still on the show) and it's just world's away. Georgia has her wee collection with In The Style, they have renovated their beautiful home, bought a few key bits for the baby but it's all hung up nice in a little wardrobe and the nursery is looking all lovely. It just seems so wholesome in comparison. (I mean it probably also helps that Tommy is a multi millionaire with a very successful and growing business)
The reason I mentioned it is the comparison between the behaviour of both couples is astounding and Big Loz is older and meant to be wiser. I know people have said it time and time again but her and Oddbod really do act like a pair of teenagers playing house. Part of me still can not believe she is going to have a baby nevermind look after it.
What delights are in store for us today? I just remembered that she said in last week's column of lies that she was having the 4D scan "sometime this week". Perhaps it will be the exclusive in tomorrows column not that I will be able to look as those 4D scans give me the absolute fear.
I was looking at Tommy and Georgia's content (other couple from TOWIE who are having a baby in May, both in their twenties and still on the show) and it's just world's away. Georgia has her wee collection with In The Style, they have renovated their beautiful home, bought a few key bits for the baby but it's all hung up nice in a little wardrobe and the nursery is looking all lovely. It just seems so wholesome in comparison. (I mean it probably also helps that Tommy is a multi millionaire with a very successful and growing business)
The reason I mentioned it is the comparison between the behaviour of both couples is astounding and Big Loz is older and meant to be wiser. I know people have said it time and time again but her and Oddbod really do act like a pair of teenagers playing house. Part of me still can not believe she is going to have a baby nevermind look after it.
I think it slipped around the back ?Whereβs her bump ??
This is amazing
So accurate! Clunge & Plunge on the hunt (beg) for free food and 'basic' prams
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@Pom Bear you would brighten up a blackout fluffy puppy. You are our own Bob RossI'm late..I made this.. couldn't resist it ,
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I can't draw too well so that's nice to hear
Clunge & Plunge!!!! Dying.
She's gonna struggle to find Baybeh in that pram if she's dresses it in those hideous black outfits!Ah of course the "basic pram" I just checked our old thread and this is the exact same one she described as basic. Imagine these headbangers that actually follow her as they aspire to be like her thinking Β£1000 is just basic like the Asda smart price of prams. Β£1000 to a young Mum is probably so so so much money. Dick. Thank you @Clickbait once again for your incredible recaps as I managed to find this in no time thanks to the recap.
I never imagined for a second she would have a black pram, I assumed it would be some sort of designer motif monstrosity. I guess that's the downside to being a Beggy witch in that you have to take what you are given really. ( My phone now capitalises the word Beggy from all the times I have written Beggy Mitchell in this thread
)I can't take the credit for it! Another Scrunchie said it maybe yesterday, this thread moves so fast I can't remember!
Step forward Clunge n Plunge creator....
inspired by Jersey Girl and a little early but couldnβt help myself with a suggested Title Post β sung as per kiddies rhyme (although with Big Loz thereβs no love or marriage and only a basic carriage )
Lauren Goodger #24
Clunge and Plunge sitting in a tree
B . E . G . G . I . N . G
did think of using P . E . G .G . I . N . G but thought it might not get past the censors
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