All that takes effort though, much easier to just filter, Photoshop and facetune your way to icon status, our Lady of the Blessed Sweetcorn can't be expected to eat healthy and exercise, she is just one yungurl after all, and she has Chas' jizz to clean out of a sink. She can't be all things to all people.Icon? Well Big Lazy Loz if she is an icon to you and you think she looks fab at 51 maybe take a tip from this fab 51 year old icon and get off your fat arse, eat healthy, work out and put the graft in with your life. That is how you are still an icon in your eyes at 51. Not being a fat lazy, grabby, beggy, shit eating wanker like you!
Lady of the Blessed SweetcornAll that takes effort though, much easier to just filter, Photoshop and facetune your way to icon status, our Lady of the Blessed Sweetcorn can't be expected to eat healthy and exercise, she is just one yungurl after all.
This will be part of her homework from Moleman - to be more relatable by trying to be nice to other women rather than her usual routine of slamming them for their appearance. Of course in Lozza’s world that equates to tagging her celebrity friends like Khloe K and JLo. Deluded.Christ she must be reeeeaaally bored if she’s put this up... it’s not even JLos birfday so no idea what this is about
Thanks @Katie8ee for that, am now picking bits of bacon sarnie (mixed with builders tea) out of Mr SoS's brand new (s)wanky keyboard after I lol'd at the vision of them lying on the floor together (our Lozza's arse whacking the classy chandelier as they do so) picking out basic prams and Henry hoovas and an upgraded Villeroy & Boch butler sink for Wolfie for their new kitchen/diner - "only the best for my Chaz, yoov urned it babez"!I thought exactly the same thing. It feels like when your a teenager and you talk about your dream house etc with your first wee boyfriend. The only fans wishlist for instance is just the 2021 version of circling things you want out the Argos catologue as a kid.
It's a madness that these people on reality TV make money that gives them the opportunity to save yet they seem to blow if all on designer gear, drugs, drink and material possessions they can brag about.
Perfect example is those crammed to bursting closets she has. I know she gets free stuff but all the actually good outfits would have been paid for. Worn once now stuffed in a closet. Baby will be the same if will have wee designer shoes on and brands all over it. Looks like such a hassle to me. Plus all of the trainer's they all wear are horrible.
Yeah exactly. No more money for shots like the old days as resident Pap said (where is he/she latelyOur resident pap says couple hundred for the backgrid at the very most and couple of grand for the New exclusive. They just aren't in any way relevant to get the big bucks. I mean if speaks volumes that she is never featured in OK magazine she's only on the website. All the reality celebs who get the front cover have a much bigger following and are much more current.Charlies out laying carpet to make money not out of choice.
Let’s be honest it’s probably a ready to eat extra tasty number outta AsdaOk Lauren you cooked a roast chicken. You're in your mid thirties. Grow the fuck up, you ain't no Nigella. Stop trying to make it happen.
She tryin though, tits n hair flick, tits n hair flick, and repeat. Hmmm, nah, you're right, not happening.Ok Lauren you cooked a roast chicken. You're in your mid thirties. Grow the fuck up, you ain't no Nigella. Stop trying to make it happen.
She would do the bit where Nigella would sensually lick the food off her finger, and just keep on eating it.She tryin though, tits n hair flick, tits n hair flick, and repeat. Hmmm, nah, you're right, not happening.
And with the size of lozz'a lips...... BUCKET TIME!She would do the bit where Nigella would sensually lick the food off her finger, and just keep on eating it.
Here we go... did she ever even meet Nikki
I’m sorry I am reposting this again in my reply posted but this has really gotten under my skin. She literally has no shame. Nikki’s family don’t want platitudes, they just want people like her to stop!!I will be so pissed off if she has the nerve to post anything about this given her hugely edited photos are part of the problem. She photoshopped her pregnant body to be skinnier, including the actual bump FFS
Our Lady of the Blessed Sweetcorn!All that takes effort though, much easier to just filter, Photoshop and facetune your way to icon status, our Lady of the Blessed Sweetcorn can't be expected to eat healthy and exercise, she is just one yungurl after all, and she has Chas' jizz to clean out of a sink. She can't be all things to all people.
I clicked no too lol. Sadly think we’re outvoted. 90 odd percent said yes. I wonder how many of those did it just to see the abomination that she presents! Lol. XOh my she must be reading hereI clicked no by the way is she trying to say she can also cook a chicken too
Here we go... did she ever even meet Nikki
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