I was thinking the same thing myself, there goes my pot noodle
I was thinking the same thing myself, there goes my pot noodleIf that's what it's done to her facial ones imagine her undercarriage
More like 'pop goes the noodle'I was thinking the same thing myself, there goes my pot noodle
Oh goody, lets have some FUN! if this happens.You so know the Daily Mail will have a story up in a couple of hours about her lips swelling through being preggers. She will be destroyed in the comments the idiot!
I've done my best to inform THE SUN and OK magazine of this fact.
Crazy puppy!! I love that!!I know you crazy puppy I was doing an impression of our Lozza.
She will be fuming we have changed the name to Lolly for our own amusement!
Ssshh... don't mention noodles! I'm in massive debt to the tune of 3 cases!!! He may forget if we don't mention!!More like 'pop goes the noodle'
No need to panic sweetheart,Ssshh... don't mention noodles! I'm in massive debt to the tune of 3 cases!!! He may forget if we don't mention!!
She's wallowing in self pity after yet another faux pas !! Frantically thinking up a new name!! Rencha, Laucha, CharlaurAfternoon scrunchies, bugger all from Loz's IG, probably still in her cess pit.
After all she stuffed her face with last night what will be eating today?
Panic, moi?? Trying to get a payday loan from wonga ! Didn't realise they are about a quid each!No need to panic sweetheart,
CharlaurShe's wallowing in self pity after yet another faux pas !! Frantically thinking up a new name!! Rencha, Laucha, Charlaur
You do know Wonga went tits up a while back...Panic, moi?? Trying to get a payday loan from wonga ! Didn't realise they are about a quid each!
Couldn't have put it better myself...does she seriously think anyone with half a brain cell will believe that? Try harder Moleman it's embarrassingHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!
what a WANKER!
Fish flaps???!!! Haaaaaaa!! I'm done! Love you people, what I'd give to meet you all for a few scoops and lots of banterWTF are pregnancy lips ? She’s blaming her overinflated fillers (which resemble fish flaps) on her unborn baby now
Aaah, that's why I'm having no luck then!! Good retort though smartarseYou do know Wonga went tits up a while back...
I don't know exactly what our rules are at the minute because I'm the same as you, I'm happy in my own company so have no plans to go zooming off out to sit in folks gardens or the like. it's still a bit cold for that anyhowI just poured a glass of wine well it is a Bank Holiday weekend and 15 degrees out so thought meh its happening! I am being productive and doing laundry as well tho. Cats are arguing over who gets to sleep in what cat house I don't know how you all cope with children that can talk
So what's the situation in all of our respective places? I assume where Lauren is you are allowed to go and sit in people's gardens? Up here you can meet up outdoors with so many people from so many households (I have no idea of the numbers as I don't frequent with humans)
I'm feeling nice today I have had a super productive day so far so part of me wishes I could just send her a wardrobe makeover.
Well that buggers my weekend up.I don't know exactly what our rules are at the minute because I'm the same as you, I'm happy in my own company so have no plans to go zooming off out to sit in folks gardens or the like. it's still a bit cold for that anyhow
Wot about Lielau babe. We cud still make it sfisticaed wiv one of them french fings on it. Fink it would be bewful for a gel.She's wallowing in self pity after yet another faux pas !! Frantically thinking up a new name!! Rencha, Laucha, Charlau
Sorry to be a brag but.... I've just been to the pub for a couple as ours in Jersey opened yesterday without having to order food! Bliss. Hope the dickheads don't ruin it for us though- I'll personally hunt them down!I don't know exactly what our rules are at the minute because I'm the same as you, I'm happy in my own company so have no plans to go zooming off out to sit in folks gardens or the like. it's still a bit cold for that anyhow
I always forget you are actually in Jersey I remember when we were locked in and you were like yaaaa just been pub. My Mum when she was alive Jersey was one of her favourite places to go she loved that placeSorry to be a brag but.... I've just been to the pub for a couple as ours in Jersey opened yesterday without having to order food! Bliss. Hope the dickheads don't ruin it for us though- I'll personally hunt them down!
Bet they are just print outsBewful photos they can gaze at
Jersey is incredible! Best move we ever made for quality of life etc. Glad your lovely mum loved it here; it's always assumed it's a retirement place but so many younger professionals are relocating here for the quality of life- and that the pubs are back open!!! I'm looking forward to summer and the 2 minute walk to the beach when I finish work..I always forget you are actually in Jersey I remember when we were locked in and you were like yaaaa just been pub. My Mum when she was alive Jersey was one of her favourite places to go she loved that placeshe wasn't even old! I don't know why I presume Jersey is like a lot of the places up here that people like to retire to it. Maybe it's all popping off
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