I didn't really notice, too bleary eyed.
I didn't really notice, too bleary eyed.MorningI thought you'd be spitting feathers this morning that Chaz has been raiding your wardrobe again
I think he's more upset at the copying of the hairstyleMorningI thought you'd be spitting feathers this morning that Chaz has been raiding your wardrobe again
I look forward to your further updated treatments of great stories - how about 'Jonah and the Whale' next?Maybe Lorelei ( pronounced Laura Lie) would be good given we know the poor chavy will be thrust into the limelight to earn cash for Lozza. The legend of Lorelei fits, a young gel in despair over her faithless lover ( Marky boy??) Threw herself into the River Rhine( Lozza threw plates of pizza down her throat , baba will no doubt follow suit) and turned into a Siren who lured fishermen to destruction. Lozza of course lured Chaz to becoming a daddy ,to gaining two stone in weight and similar to those sailors who plummeted to their fate in the briny Chaz has been lured to scuttle 'n' sink.
Haha, indeed, it was spot on I thoughtI think he's more upset at the copying of the hairstyle
I look forward to your further updated treatments of great stories - how about 'Jonah and the Whale' next?
I'm more interested in the water into wine trick tbh...Haha, indeed, it was spot on I thoughtI want the story of how she managed to feed 5000 with only one tin of tuna and a corn cob
I would say that's a typical female response but if I said that I would end up being hung by my testicles.I'm more interested in the water into wine trick tbh...=
She hasnt done a dinner tutorial for us in daysI stepped outside just to put the rubbish out and it's fooking cold down here, no way in hell will I be going for a walk.
The only question is what will loz do for dinner?
Yup - over a pit ofI would say that's a typical female response but if I said that I would end up being hung by my testicles.
Your pic looks like you are about to flip the bunny from the basket into your waiting mouth...She hasnt done a dinner tutorial for us in daysI just feel like she isn't investing as much into this relationship as we are
Same here, I'm staying under my quilt. And I am now getting ads for packets of Russian nappies, quite topical as they've got cute lil bunnies on the packetI stepped outside just to put the rubbish out and it's fooking cold down here, no way in hell will I be going for a walk.
The only question is what will loz do for dinner?
I suggested Laurelie a while ago as it's a combination of her name and what she can't help doing.Maybe Lorelei ( pronounced Laura Lie) would be good given we know the poor chavy will be thrust into the limelight to earn cash for Lozza. The legend of Lorelei fits, a young gel in despair over her faithless lover ( Marky boy??) Threw herself into the River Rhine( Lozza threw plates of pizza down her throat , baba will no doubt follow suit) and turned into a Siren who lured fishermen to destruction. Lozza of course lured Chaz to becoming a daddy ,to gaining two stone in weight and similar to those sailors who plummeted to their fate in the briny Chaz has been lured to scuttle 'n' sink.
Yes Katie do tell did you see Beards?Same here, I'm staying under my quilt. And I am now getting ads for packets of Russian nappies, quite topical as they've got cute lil bunnies on the packet@Katie8ee did you spot any interesting beards while you were out?
Definitely your best work yet! BravoThat column she wrote made me laugh..she be better of writing children's booksxx.
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Don’t mention wine. It’s too early and to close to last night still.I'm more interested in the water into wine trick tbh...=
She's done a sterling job with that one, my favourite bit is the yung gel on the left, streaked hair, flat face and no chinDefinitely you’re best work yet! Bravo
But the sun is now over the yard arm - hooray!Don’t mention wine. It’s too early and to close to last night still.
Bugger! You’ve quoted it before I realised & corrected my Lozza-esque spellingShe's done a sterling job with that one, my favourite bit is the yung gel on the left, streaked hair, flat face and no chin
Oh god, yes didn't even notice that!! WhoopsieBugger! You’ve quoted it before I realised & corrected my Lozza-esque spellingI do know the difference & proper usage honest
Sadly it was too early for beards and it was just the Marks and Spencers massive floating about in their fancy rich old people clothes, I love them.Same here, I'm staying under my quilt. And I am now getting ads for packets of Russian nappies, quite topical as they've got cute lil bunnies on the packet@Katie8ee did you spot any interesting beards while you were out?
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