wtf 
she actually believes that 
This probably explains why she is now looking for a private landlord.Morning everyone , just caught up on lozzas shenanigans! So she’s trying to rent a big Essex house eh ?! They usually want to know your earnings and they do check your credit rating as well. Unless you go to a dodgy landlord but the properties would be crap lol cannot imagine lozza flashing her camera with half the door hanging off , and as for calling herself a 5 star chef
. Pay your fines you idiot. Or perhaps stop acting so entitled and park in the right spot and you won’t get any fines.The best part is she described the fictional house she has rented in the OK article last week but it doesn't actually exist. Apparently it's going to have an outhouse she can use as her asfeeticcss salon as she wants more privacy so obviously having a salon in her backgarden is the key to this.Morning everyone , just caught up on lozzas shenanigans! So she’s trying to rent a big Essex house eh ?! They usually want to know your earnings and they do check your credit rating as well. Unless you go to a dodgy landlord but the properties would be crap lol cannot imagine lozza flashing her camera with half the door hanging off , and as for calling herself a 5 star chef
I remember when they tried to tow her car for non payment and she then backtracked and made out the company (with the license plate reader!) had mistaken her car for someone else's lolllll.This probably explains why she is now looking for a private landlord.
I lost. I think I got to drunk and basically gave it awayOh my god that's spooky!!! I hope you bloody won and the cards were channeling scrunchie power!
It is -1 here and I thought it was supposed to be April! I have woken up freezing!. I wonder what treats we have in store over this lovely long weekend. Big Loz has been suspiciously quiet perhaps she has something exciting in the pipeline or more likely she's snuck away somewhere and can't story without outing her location.Oh and of course love to Lauliè (which my phone has learnt to spell now)
Fun though. Took over 4 hours for one game.
With In The Style though they have to ask you to Collab from what I know? She wishes they would as they pay you! Georgia from TOWIE has a new range out with them which is maternity and she has a much bigger following and is current. Georgia and Tommy are getting the baby show that Big Loz is desperate for and it's ironic she still thinks shes the star when Georgia and Tommy have been in it for years and are popular among the youth.I lost. I think I got to drunk and basically gave it away
Her clothing brand also explains why she’s now tagging @Instyle in a lot her posts. That’s where a lot of people (celebs+ non celebs) try and sell their clothes.
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She described the fictional house when Marks house was in the press. Gemma Collins new pad was also in the press. Lozza lives in a little rented flat because she won't put the work in to make a wedge to buy her dream family home. I do hate celeb culture but some of them have made enough money to buy homes which is great. She wants the big home with the nice garden and the loving husband and perfect baby. It's not going to happen because everything she touches turns to tit and it's all her own fault!
Hit the nail on the head. Tv channels wants stars that people relate to. Georgia and Tommy are successful. Don't do Only Fans and people like them. I imagine many many young people will watch the show.
It's all because she is lazy and doesn't want to work. I mean I know a lot of people like Mark, Gemma etc divide opinion but they did the work, they grafted and did whatever to make the money. Lozza puts zero effort in, has a tit management team and feels she's above doing the lesser paid but more exposure jobs that others will do. Reality is that everything today is about engaging an audience on social media and being involved with them which Loz doesn't do. Even someone like bloody Stacey Solomon who is so annoying still has a loyal army of followers who will buy anything she sells as they feel that they know her and relate.
Ohhhh. That’s awesome then hopefully they don’t use her. She’s probably asked. She must have bought those awful jumpsuits off there herself and just tagging them so they can monitor stats if people click on her links and see if she’s relevant.
That woman's thinking 'look at them cankles. Must be Big Loz under there.Ohhhh. That’s awesome then hopefully they don’t use her. She’s probably asked. She must have bought those awful jumpsuits off there herself and just tagging them so they can monitor stats if people click on her links and see if she’s relevant.
On her last post “someone”(aka goodger) asked wow where’s your jumpsuit from. and goodger replied and tagged instyle.
Another fine
£800 court bill for ex-Towie star Goodger over speeding case
Reality TV star Lauren Goodger has been hit with an £800 court bill and six penalty points after she snubbed a police speeding charge.www.google.co.uk
This one is quite funny. She comes out in a big white sheet. One pic shows this lady looking at her like WTF
Lauren Goodger caught parking in disabled bay – her response is priceless
YOU would think that after all these years in the limelight, Lauren Goodger would get used to having her picture taken.www.google.co.uk
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That poor wee woman she will be thinking an animal has escaped from the zoo! My bigger question is who just causally cuts about the street in what appears to be a white throw.Ohhhh. That’s awesome then hopefully they don’t use her. She’s probably asked. She must have bought those awful jumpsuits off there herself and just tagging them so they can monitor stats if people click on her links and see if she’s relevant.
On her last post “someone”(aka goodger) asked wow where’s your jumpsuit from. and goodger replied and tagged instyle.
Another fine
£800 court bill for ex-Towie star Goodger over speeding case
Reality TV star Lauren Goodger has been hit with an £800 court bill and six penalty points after she snubbed a police speeding charge.
This one is quite funny. She comes out in a big white sheet. One pic shows this lady looking at her like WTF
Lauren Goodger caught parking in disabled bay – her response is priceless
YOU would think that after all these years in the limelight, Lauren Goodger would get used to having her picture taken.www.google.co.uk
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I love the oldies I miss the greatest hits, now she has Lauliè its all just the same borning tit every day.
deluded doesn't cover itWe've been building up a case so hopefully not as was trying to make some money to liveThe DM usually always pick up content from here even screenshots etc so fingers crossed. I don't know why but part of me will feel we have succeeded if this little human can be born without being made into a pay cheque straight away.
but love you work!Her name was Miss Cunningham, well obviously we re-named her Miss Cuntingham, be rude not to with a name like thatI think we must have gone to the same school! I still can't say the word 'nice' without the old harridan English teacher's voice ringing in my head
I'm at least waiting until after lunch to open my brandy to start enjoying the Easter weekend 
wonder what miss lollypop lollygogging layabout will be up to apart from stuffing her face with chocolate Please don't respond me of the sheet saga.Ohhhh. That’s awesome then hopefully they don’t use her. She’s probably asked. She must have bought those awful jumpsuits off there herself and just tagging them so they can monitor stats if people click on her links and see if she’s relevant.
On her last post “someone”(aka goodger) asked wow where’s your jumpsuit from. and goodger replied and tagged instyle.
Another fine
£800 court bill for ex-Towie star Goodger over speeding case
Reality TV star Lauren Goodger has been hit with an £800 court bill and six penalty points after she snubbed a police speeding charge.
This one is quite funny. She comes out in a big white sheet. One pic shows this lady looking at her like WTF
Lauren Goodger caught parking in disabled bay – her response is priceless
YOU would think that after all these years in the limelight, Lauren Goodger would get used to having her picture taken.www.google.co.uk
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Maybe Lorelei ( pronounced Laura Lie) would be good given we know the poor chavy will be thrust into the limelight to earn cash for Lozza. The legend of Lorelei fits, a young gel in despair over her faithless lover ( Marky boy??) Threw herself into the River Rhine( Lozza threw plates of pizza down her throat , baba will no doubt follow suit) and turned into a Siren who lured fishermen to destruction. Lozza of course lured Chaz to becoming a daddy ,to gaining two stone in weight and similar to those sailors who plummeted to their fate in the briny Chaz has been lured to scuttle 'n' sink.should write....not going to name your baby something pathetic like a combination of your names like Laulie are u. ??
The é would make it lau LEE though whoHow are we pronouncing “Laulié” Lor-Lay?? Is it a flower?? Great spot @Katie8ee
Same!I think we must have gone to the same school! I still can't say the word 'nice' without the old harridan English teacher's voice ringing in my head
No! I am friends with a lovely Lorelei and it would ruin the name by association
With the cats? Watch out, they cheat
MorningMorning, well just about!!
I don't remember the disabled parking bit, mind you this brainless twit wasn't on my radar at the time of the crime.
Looking forward to todays waffle, I see facehugger is awake.
I thought you'd be spitting feathers this morning that Chaz has been raiding your wardrobe again Be honest - this is like your confession box! Few Bloody Mary's and you feel a bit better about keeping her in the limelightWe've been building up a case so hopefully not as was trying to make some money to live
Oops I meant Hail Mary's - probably . By the way, any sign of KP's car now she has licence back?
