Lauren Goodger #20 Will it be pink, or will it be blue? Lozza's still eating for 22

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Seriously you would think she is the first woman to have a baby ever
 
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That makes sense, I could never work out why some people were happy to pay money to look ridiculous but I think that must be what it is.
 
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They have come to far to go back and they will always look hideous. I look at Katie Price and remember how 13 years ago she said she wouldn't do any of it after the mega boob job. Then she started on the fillers, lipo, lips, facelifts - she looks a complete mess now as does Lozza.
 
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We have worked out that she reads this thread. So why isn't she taking any notice of what everyone says about surgery and being herself? Because she can't, I don't find it sad any more, I don't feel sorry for her. I feel sorry for impressionable young girls who look up to this car crash. She is deluded and has spent so many years lying to herself and others believing she is gods gift. People know what she looks like, her family, the people who live nearby, photographers yet she still does it time and time again. She is obsessed with her looks and how others perceive her. So she needs to own her looks, own her curves and be a good role model to her daughter.

Don't worry I'll be drinking later and get back to taking the piss scrunchies!!
 
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KP is shityapants scary. She'll only get worse as well. This is coming from me who has had a bit of botox and filler in the past, but havent for a few years and won't again. I took a look around me and realised there was no fucking way I would ever risk losing the way I actually look and start terrifying my own kids.
 
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Good for you. You should go round schools talking to 16 year-old girls in your area.
 
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Hellsbells!! xx

Maybe the forehead will end up till she looks like this and will make a great addition to the cast in Star Trek xx.


 
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Too much money and nothing else to trade on only your looks. She'd be better off spending the money she injects into her forehead on an education and getting a real job. She'd probably end up feeling a better about herself if she was doing something more productive than standing in front of a mirror taking selfies. It's not just her though. Seriously, she hasn't a hope of still being relevant in 10 years time and she has someone besides herself to think about now. She'd want to plan for that little ones future.
 
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Good for you. You should go round schools talking to 16 year-old girls in your area.
Thank you. I do find the whole thing really worrying, it's that normalised where I live now that most of my friends and family are into it. I've got my mum walking round with holes seared into her face where a treatment went wrong and my baby sister looking like she could be anything from 5 to 15 years OLDER than me because she's made her face blank - not old, not young, just blank and frozen. None of them know when to just stop! I've told them all to fucking pack it in (when asked my opinion, I can't compliment as it all looks horrible which surely defeats the object).

Back to our Lozzer, wonder what time her takeaways due
 
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I've never seen such an odd pregnancy body.
Oh FFS, no Lozza, your bones are not breaking you thick bint. What is happening is the pregacy ormones are softening the ligaments that hold your pelvis together, to let it stretch to accommodate a growing baybeh and childbirth. But your midwife will have explained that to you surely? Oh and being as yours has still got to balance that bloody arse at the back as well, no wonder it hurts!
 
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I don't know anyone who has had anything done. I just can't imagine talking to someone who has no facial expressions except looking strained. I really do congratulate you for getting out of it.
 
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Look how smug she is over that green slop

Love you Pom you furry little superstar!

I don't know anyone who has had anything done. I just can't imagine talking to someone who has no facial expressions except looking strained. I really do congratulate you for getting out of it.
I once spent a whole evening sat near to a girl I'd known for years in a pub. She got up to leave and says "are you not speaking? " Only when I really looked I noticed who it was, whole face was frozen and completely different. I couldn't believe it. She must be 10 year younger than me but it made her look 10 year older! I just don't understand the logic behind it!
 
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When I used to work as an escort, LOADS of girls started with the fake look. I even had botox (once) before I was 25. They all look absolutely terrifying now, 10 years on, almost like the 'Ladyboys' show but FAR less attractive.
 
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@Pom Bear


But the negative comments don’t bother her apparently, it means people are talking about her..
Here you are lol xx.

More pics tomorrow



Where's the corn - there must be corn - ah that's better! Stop that gurning Worrall Thompson or put ya teefs in! Are we entering a culinary phase @Pom Bear?
I add some corn for tomorrow lol..I forgot to add it ..Lol no culinary phrase for me. I'll leave that for Lauren xx.
Looool at stop gurning and put your teefs in xx
 
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