Lauren Goodger #19 I’m LG with many fake fans, a basic pram and a gay for pay man.

[Clickbait]

Wow; on his IG she’s covering the side of her face with her hair as there’s no filter... no words.

Ooh, can we have a pic of this?

 

[Blowup80]

AH, the exploding yorkies, better than hockey pucks!!!

The Roasties were perfect this week, crispy outside, fluffy on in the inside, Katie8ee would have an orgasm if she had this meal.

@265 are you trying to lure @Katie8ee with your perfect roasties?

 

[Dagenham Dave]

Oh well I must have been doing it wrong all this time then, silly me. How's it meant to 'bubble' and 'squeak' though if it's made with roasties, do you mash them first anyway?

Without sounding like Lozza, does bubble n squeak actually squeak?

 

[Blowup80]

Without sounding like Lozza, does bubble n squeak actually squeak?

Makes ya arse squeak.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Ooh, can we have a pic of this?

Hard to get one. Very quick.

 

[Sasha Sinclair]

Hard to get one. Very quick.

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She's an utter head

 

[Dagenham Dave]

Just seen her Masterchef story; how much oil over those potatoes!!!! You heat the pan, then heat the oil, then put the potatoes in and toss then in the oil & season, not chuck a half bottle of cold oil over?? I'm not exactly Nigella but even I know this.

Cooking fresh cut fries in cold oil is delicious so maybe it could work for roasties

Yeah like literally grabbing her hair so we can’t see her face. You get one glimpse and you can see how it looks like the unedited pics of her. The harsh looking rough face she loves to hide.

I need to see the moon, someone post a pic

Hard to get one. Very quick.

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She really doesn’t like herself does she, what a shame, well it’s not a shame, if she had embraced the moon years back we would all be used to it by now and probably wouldn’t take the piss so much

Anyone got a clearer picture of the ‘moon’ they can post please

 

[Laurst]

If I had cooked my first roast in my mid thirties I wouldn't want my baby daddy broadcasting it!

 

[Dagenham Dave]

Have you been asking her for tips

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Translates to;

For NOBODY asking; I don’t follow anything..

I Watch Papa J whack a deep pan in the pit and I pick it up

I also really enjoy said pizza and always add my own little garlic dip

and yes Loz, I enjoy watching you get fat haha

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Cooking fresh cut fries in cold oil is delicious so maybe it could work for roasties


I need to see the moon, someone post a pic


She really doesn’t like herself does she, what a shame, well it’s not a shame, if she had embraced the moon years back we would all be used to it by now and probably wouldn’t take the piss so much

Anyone got a clearer picture of the ‘moon’ they can post please

There was no full frontal shot so won’t be able to see the moon shape unfortunately. Was just a second shot of her side profile.

she knows what her face looks like otherwise why always go to extremes to hide it. How much anxiety would you have everytime you went out in public and be scared to be seen.
When she becomes a mum she’s going to have to go out in public more like to do nursery drop offs etc. especially if the kid plays sport etc. she won’t be able to hide forever.

 

[Dagenham Dave]

Hard to get one. Very quick.

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How can you get to that age and be such a dumbass in the kitchen? I would expect that kinda tit from my 23 year old lad, did she not even do home economics at school?? It’s Embarrassing! She’ll be cooking a leg a lamb stark bollock next Sunday for more OnlyFlange content, that tumble dryer won’t pay for itself

There was no full frontal shot so won’t be able to see the moon shape unfortunately. Was just a second shot of her side profile.

she knows what her face looks like otherwise why always go to extremes to hide it. How much anxiety would you have everytime you went out in public and be scared to be seen.
When she becomes a mum she’s going to have to go out in public more like to do nursery drop offs etc. especially if the kid plays sport etc. she won’t be able to hide forever.

That’s what I don’t understand, why live a cartoon life indoors when at some point she’s got to leave the house?? shes gonna scare the tit out of people with that big old bracket cause people will be shocked as these dopey Dora ‘fans’ of hers think she actually looks like her SM and DM pics

 

[Orangeinessex]

It’s Delia’s recipe but I use all milk rather than milk and water, and make individual Yorkies rather than one big one.

Do we think the people asking for Lozza’s culinary tips are the same ones seeking her pregnancy advice i.e. imaginary.

Thank you !

And yes .....

 

[Pom Bear]

Lauren isn't very happy today xx.
Loooooool ..

 

[Facehugger]

There was no full frontal shot so won’t be able to see the moon shape unfortunately. Was just a second shot of her side profile.

she knows what her face looks like otherwise why always go to extremes to hide it. How much anxiety would you have everytime you went out in public and be scared to be seen.
When she becomes a mum she’s going to have to go out in public more like to do nursery drop offs etc. especially if the kid plays sport etc. she won’t be able to hide forever.

There was a corker of a pic on the KP thread earlier of Lozza, page 2 post 32 plate face you say?

 

[Orangeinessex]

So she's fired down a bag of Doritos & dip, then covered 3/4 of her plate with the oiliest potatoes, a load of stuffing & 3 yorkies - she's hardly eating healthy! The actual protein on the plate (which I imagine would be the most important part for baybeh) is pathetic.
She really needs her head wobbling.

Come on now - there is at least one brocolli floret on there ! Other than that its a rugby player sized sunday dinner of beige.

And thats an improvement on the previous efforts !

 

[Dagenham Dave]

There was a corker of a pic on the KP thread earlier of Lozza, page 2 post 32 plate face you say?

I couldn’t resist posting that ‘matching leggings’ pic

 

[Facehugger]

I couldn’t resist posting that ‘matching leggings’ pic

Do it again on here!

 

[Dagenham Dave]

Do it again on here!

Here you go, who wore it best;

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Here you go, who wore it best;

Separated at birth those 2 !!

 

[Facehugger]

Here you go, who wore it best;

Thanks Daggers, honestly, that one did make me laugh here you go Moley Man, there will always be an unedited shot someone will find somewhere