I'd get wild claustrophobic with all that grey velvet(?)/fake velvet. Maybe he's trying to cycle away?
I’ve been spelling bleeping gravy wrong my whole life !!!!
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The gravEy Looks like what my dog produced a few hours after my son left half a Big Mac on the couch.
Brings back memories of when I made this in cookery at school when I was about 10. (No sweet corn obvs) Carried it home in my cookery basket with plastic cover in the wintery snow and ice and slipped about 5 yards from the front door. Went arse over tit and contents went everywhere, all over the inside of the basket. I've still got the basket and bits of mince are still trapped in the wicker, was channelling my inner Lozza even at that stage as ICBA to clean it properly, lazy mare that I wasJesus I used to make this when I was in secondary school when my parents where at work. Here's Lozza acting like she's made a Michelin star dish.
What is GravEy?
You beat me to it!
I just seen her meals for tonight, why is she cooking for a small family? and what about desert? why no desert?
You mean Oh for fucks sake.
Home Ec circa 1998. Created the PERFECT lemon meringue pie and I was SO proud. Carried it all the way to the car after school only to trip on entry and cover the contents of the car in dessertBrings back memories of when I made this in cookery at school when I was about 10. (No sweet corn obvs) Carried it home in my cookery basket with plastic cover in the wintery snow and ice and slipped about 5 yards from the front door. Went arse over tit and contents went everywhere, all over the inside of the basket. I've still got the basket and bits of mince are still trapped in the wicker, was channelling my inner Lozza even at that stage as ICBA to clean it properly, lazy mare that I was
I'm feeling all creative again Lozza gets ma juices dribbling....
Gravey, sweetcorn, vine tomatoes and pie
Lozza's boyfriend is certainly bi
Sharing fishnet to keep the spark
She lies in bed until it's dark.
Chopping off body parts to keep her slim
She's not just illiterate she is totally dim
10 failed businesses and a baby to come
She'll be Essex's no 1 mum
Pushing around her basic pram
Spare time spent checking up on her man
Baybeh gender a mystery
Bet her sink smells of cum and wee.
The end.
Gravey, sweetcorn, vine tomatoes and pie
Lozza's boyfriend is certainly bi
Sharing fishnet to keep the spark
She lies in bed until it's dark.
Chopping off body parts to keep her slim
She's not just illiterate she is totally dim
10 failed businesses and a baby to come
She'll be Essex's no 1 mum
Pushing around her basic pram
Spare time spent checking up on her man
Baybeh gender a mystery
Bet her sink smells of cum and wee.
The end.
Poetic Justice
It's spelt unreal too
Done very well??? Aaaarrrgggh, i cannot stand such illiteracy and abuse of our beautiful language
or should that be bewful?? Was it ever not bewful?Done very well??? Aaaarrrgggh, i cannot stand such illiteracy and abuse of our beautiful language
Does anyone else wonder if she does actually have some form of learning difficulties? She really seems very illiterate fir this day and age and just quite dim is all respects. I would hate to be taking the pee out if someone with a genuine disability
No, I don't have my glasses on....
Only in Lozzaland!!
I give you our very own poet Lozzeate
duck me that is an arsenal of inspirational Pinterest quotes crammed together, all that's missing is some sweetcorn.
so uneducated but it's pure comedy gold to us...
Sounds like something someone off their face says, at 3am round a kitchen table
Speaking from personal experience maybe?Sounds like something someone off their face says, at 3am round a kitchen table
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