Lauren Goodger #19 I’m LG with many fake fans, a basic pram and a gay for pay man.

[Katie8ee]

Sometimes I read her stories and out loud I say "duck off" . The tag line says "wonder if I can do this to my body after the baby". Maybe she should focus on looking after her body before she has the bloody baby instead of being an absolute slob.

It is terrible, and the bigger it gets, the worse it looks. And she PAID to look like it?! (_0_) Awful


Add fanny and that's my list too!

It's kiddos for me, I listened to a podcast and one of the guests said this word over and over and I had to skip the episode.

 

[Blue1989]

Panties- aaaarrrgggh . Add gusset, moist and kiddies and there are my cringe words .

They're mine too

Sometimes I read her stories and out loud I say "duck off" . The tag line says "wonder if I can do this to my body after the baby". Maybe she should focus on looking after her body before she has the bloody baby instead of being an absolute slob.


It's kiddos for me, I listened to a podcast and one of the guests said this word over and over and I had to skip the episode.

No she can't do that to her body after the baby, as she has a ridiculous arse now and no self control. Plus thing's change with pregnancy your hips widen and never go fully back, your uterus may stick out more no matter what workouts you do. So it's a big no lol.

 

[liar liar]

Sometimes I read her stories and out loud I say "duck off" . The tag line says "wonder if I can do this to my body after the baby". Maybe she should focus on looking after her body before she has the bloody baby instead of being an absolute slob.


It's kiddos for me, I listened to a podcast and one of the guests said this word over and over and I had to skip the episode.

Do what? Be as slim as that again - no chance.

 

[Sasha Sinclair]

Would be nice if she was more focused on raising a healthy , happy baby rather than trying to achieve (a photoshopped) slim figure. She needs to bore off , so predictable.

 

[WordSalad]

Sometimes I read her stories and out loud I say "duck off" . The tag line says "wonder if I can do this to my body after the baby". Maybe she should focus on looking after her body before she has the bloody baby instead of being an absolute slob.


It's kiddos for me, I listened to a podcast and one of the guests said this word over and over and I had to skip the episode.

Do what to her body? Photoshop it to death as usual? Of course she can, gonna to take a bit longer though as she'll be the size of a house by then. If she isn't already.

 

[Notredamn]

Sometimes I read her stories and out loud I say "duck off" . The tag line says "wonder if I can do this to my body after the baby". Maybe she should focus on looking after her body before she has the bloody baby instead of being an absolute slob.


It's kiddos for me, I listened to a podcast and one of the guests said this word over and over and I had to skip the episode.

She so weird! Her wording is always off but then so is her thinking. 'wonder if I can do this to my body' is such a bizarre thing to say. I assume she means slim down/lose weight so why not just say that? It just shows how she sees herself as someone who 'has things done' to her body.

 

[Dagenham Dave]

Sometimes I read her stories and out loud I say "duck off" . The tag line says "wonder if I can do this to my body after the baby". Maybe she should focus on looking after her body before she has the bloody baby instead of being an absolute slob.


It's kiddos for me, I listened to a podcast and one of the guests said this word over and over and I had to skip the episode.

Why is she mounting that poor gal? Also, Lauren has a humongous head

 

[Platformcrocs]

Sometimes I read her stories and out loud I say "duck off" . The tag line says "wonder if I can do this to my body after the baby". Maybe she should focus on looking after her body before she has the bloody baby instead of being an absolute slob.

She totally could do it. You know, because she will definitely get off her arse and actually work for it and stop the beggy takeaways.

Actually nah that's a lot of work. Back to Faceapp and good old Hollywood 2!

 

[liar liar]

Surely you can’t wipe that arse properly let alone wash it properly as it’s so humongous

Someone posted a picture of a actual arsewiper - yes they are a thing - check Amazon...

 

[Dagenham Dave]

She really has no clue about becoming a mom, I wonder if reality is slowly setting in..

 

[Sasha Sinclair]

Why is she mounting that poor gal? Also, Lauren has a humongous head

Where she keeps her humongous brain, innit?

 

[Dagenham Dave]

Where she keeps her humongous brain, innit?

It’s a Frank side bottom sized head

 

[liar liar]

Loz is just a yung gel with a big arse. A natural beauty.

Gotta love her nerve. Does she really think people believe the lies? She doesn't get out of her stinking bed, so it's not like she worked for it at the gym (she also has zero muscle tone).

She looks like a strange breed of animal...

 

[xyzcba]

That arse! I've said it before and I'll say it again....I've said it before. No seriously, I cannot get over that bum. It's so unfeminine looking. How can she even take a compliment on it anyway? As it's so clearly not real. Is she like 'awww thanks hun I bought it over the space of a couple of momfs'

"Thanks hun, I totally just worked for it in the gym and absolutely didn't just buy it on credit and a beggy reduced price from some Turkish clinic who wanted to use my before & afters as an example of what you absolutely SHOULDN'T do to yourself"

It's self-mutilation in my eyes


(Edited to add: I realise that absolutely doesn't make sense but neither does she so #sorrynotsorry)

 

[MunHun]

I used to be an escort and you would not BELIEVE how many men offer to come and clean the work flat.

Sorry only catching up from yesterday noon time. Can I ask were you a dominatrix? Just curious as to why they would want to clean for you. Also did you ever let them and were they any use? Cos my mans cleaning abilities seem to fluctuate depending on how horny he is. When he’s gagging for it the place is sparkling

 

[xyzcba]

She so weird! Her wording is always off but then so is her thinking. 'wonder if I can do this to my body' is such a bizarre thing to say. I assume she means slim down/lose weight so why not just say that? It just shows how she sees herself as someone who 'has things done' to her body.

Wonder if I can do this to my body after the baby?

What, use loads of photoshop so it's completely unrecognisable, ummmmm I'm sure you'll still manage it Lozzer

 

[MunHun]

Ive also have had this thought before
Apparently they like pics of feet treading in baked beans etc dirty soles of the feet is a fetish . I put a pair of posh shoes for sale once on a selling site and it’s accidentally got put on FB market place and the amount of weirdos that was messaging me about my feet was hilarious. Asking me questions about my feet . Size 3 feet I have

I remember seeing a programme about a brothel before, a lot of the clientele were older gents and some of the girls were plus size and I’ll never forget this old fella comes in and asks for one of the larger ladies and the room with the bathtub and tins of baked beans

 

[Katie8ee]

I remember seeing a programme about a brothel before, a lot of the clientele were older gents and some of the girls were plus size and I’ll never forget this old fella comes in and asks for one of the larger ladies and the room with the bathtub and tins of baked beans

Its in YouTube! Was it the Mum and Daughter owned place ? If so it's called A Very British Brothel, the brothel is in Sheffield it's such a good one as it shows you its just normal woman who just happen to work in a brothel. I have watched it more than once

Here we have the latest on Big Loz I mean I think it's best she focus on getting them to the end of 2021 together never mind their lives and the irony of this post by a shallow, materialistic person is amazing.

Think have just managed to get deep heat on my face as it's tingling as I type this

 

[liar liar]

Sorry only catching up from yesterday noon time. Can I ask were you a dominatrix? Just curious as to why they would want to clean for you. Also did you ever let them and were they any use? Cos my mans cleaning abilities seem to fluctuate depending on how horny he is. When he’s gagging for it the place is sparkling

Excellent comment - do you give him cleaning stuff for Xmas and birthdays to get him going like? Asking for a friend obviously ... <whistles>

 

[MunHun]

Its in YouTube! Was it the Mum and Daughter owned place ? If so it's called A Very British Brothel, the brothel is in Sheffield it's such a good one as it shows you its just normal woman who just happen to work in a brothel. I have watched it more than once

Here we have the latest on Big Loz I mean I think it's best she focus on getting them to the end of 2021 together never mind their lives and the irony of this post by a shallow, materialistic person is amazing.

Think have just managed to get deep heat on my face as it's tingling as I type this

Yea that was the one from what I remember they were getting a mobile brothel on the road. There was nothing seedy shown it all seemed quite normal sitting around having a cuppa waiting for a customer to come in. But my mind boggled at what was happening in the bath tub with the beans