Sad how much they’ve ruined their faces at such a young age. If I were Chloe’s family I would be sad that she is no longer recognisable as the person she once was. I find Lauren’s lips and ass grotesque but she doesn’t have a radically different face (aside from when she FaceApps herself).
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I can’t help but think Lozza smells off, with all the implants/filler etc. I can’t even wear earrings without my body going “nah, take that out, don’t feel right”
Was several pages back, it got lost at the time as we were all invested in her ingredients list for her latest culinary delightI’ve just gone onto IG after a day of real life
duck me what is that dinner ... even a rat would run a mile for fear of a cholesterol OD
and an Amazon wish list ? Where’s that ?
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I don’t get the whole ‘foot fetish’ thing, I remember an episode of ‘Vanderplump Rules’ (of which is brilliant btw and puts Towie to shame) one of the cast liked it when his new Mrs wore converse with no socksIve also have had this thought before
Apparently they like pics of feet treading in baked beans etc. Size 3 feet I have
and went walking round the block for an hour to get them all sweaty and stinky... i don’t like feet at all, if I see someone in sandals and I accidentally clock their heels then it’s game over for me I can’t look at a wedge of Parmesan without thinking of Karen’s heels (and I bloody love cheese I do)I need to see photos of her dinner, I’m not on InstaI’ve just gone onto IG after a day of real life
duck me what is that dinner ... even a rat would run a mile for fear of a cholesterol OD
and an Amazon wish list ? Where’s that ?
Surely you can’t wipe that arse properlyI can’t help but think Lozza smells off, with all the implants/filler etc. I can’t even wear earrings without my body going “nah, take that out, don’t feel right”
let alone wash it properly as it’s so humongous 
Oh my god stop being mingers you lot. I've just had buttered crumpets.Surely you can’t wipe that arse properly
I know lots of people like B.L feet. Or so she says. Any way of making cash.
I've got pretty decent feet I think I could earn a good wage from. Shame about the cankles they're attached to !
I've got pretty decent feet I think I could earn a good wage from. Shame about the cankles they're attached to !
Not sure if I’m being thick but she says to contact her or her friend but doesn’t give friends details so does it mean it really for her and Charlie but doesn’t want to say? 
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Hahaha, say what you like about the Scots as far as I'm concerned ( is it true all the Scots men have shiort arms and long pockets when it comes to paying for anything cos that's what I've heard?)Err stop slagging off how us northerners talk. If I'm not allowed to say the Scots drink irn bru you can't say we don't wear knickers!!
Swear to God I've thought about this many times as a side line and selling pics of my feet. Must be a right little earner.
Oh for god's sake, she really is bloody vile that lassI could never watch Gordie Gore, it was just too much for me, I’m all for people having a good time but some things shouldn’t be put on TV
Looks like a giant white chocolate walnut whip
she's the sort you see sat on the side of a pavement in a puddle of pee or vomit & looking like something the cat's dragged in every (pre Covid) New Year's Day in the papers Utter gutter scutter.I’m Scottish & my other half is the complete opposite. He’s a complete scattercash on the drink & disappears then comes back with trays of shots! Does my head inHahaha, say what you like about the Scots as far as I'm concerned ( is it true all the Scots men have shiort arms and long pockets when it comes to paying for anything cos that's what I've heard?)
Oh for god's sake, she really is bloody vile that lass
The old ‘asking for a friend’ quoteNot sure if I’m being thick but she says to contact her or her friend but doesn’t give friends details so does it mean it really for her and Charlie but doesn’t want to say?
what area Lozza? Lands End, John O’Groats...
i did wonder the other day why she hasn’t mentioned the whole ‘doing up the nursery’ posts, unless ‘baybeh beg’ is sleeping in the kitchen
Oi! Actually not true Scottish fellas are very good at looking after their Ladies/Men. Stop attacking us ScotsHahaha, say what you like about the Scots as far as I'm concerned ( is it true all the Scots men have shiort arms and long pockets when it comes to paying for anything cos that's what I've heard?)
Oh for god's sake, she really is bloody vile that lass
(just to be clear incase anyone pipes up I am ABSOLUTELY KIDDING) *strokes Haggis*Scattercash is a fantastic word!I’m Scottish & my other half is the complete opposite. He’s a complete scattercash on the drink & disappears then comes back with trays of shots! Does my head in
Probably in a drawer like the baybeh did on that show The Brittas EmpireThe old ‘asking for a friend’ quote
Is that what they injected into her arse?
A useful little slingshot maybe?
I thought I'd come across the web page for the Lahore Village Times...
. A plastic surgeon said 'we are quite hopeful that this young woman will fully regain her hearing in due course.'
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Send him my way, as you can see I’m a looker I am and could do with few quidI'm lost for words.
My brain needed a phone free day and I've caught up to selling used thongs, and her amazon wish list. Beggy sue. Can't believe she's not embarrassed. Imo this is a new low for her, bloody Amazon wish list
Side point 1. My husbands side job is a delivery driver and theres huge business in selling used underwear. The amount of packages he delivers with the company info on the outside about selling used underwear sealed for freshness for your pleasure. Anyone fancy making a few quid?
Side point 2. A wealthy older gent found my fb the other day and invited me to be his sugar baby.. I told said used pants delivering husband and responded saying I'm happily married and do not wish to take part in any sexual or flirty communication but me and mr turntupnose could do with a spare few quid so am willing to take your money. Safe to say he read but never respondedmaybe I should make an Amazon wish list and send it over.
I know you're kidding, so am I, cos that's what we do on here and none of us takes offence or takes it seriouslyOi! Actually not true Scottish fellas are very good at looking after their Ladies/Men. Stop attacking us Scots
Scattercash is a fantastic word!
Probably in a drawer like the baybeh did on that show The Brittas Empire
Well, until folk start mentioning Lozza's facetuned fizzog looks like 
of course, how bloody insulting and downright rooooood! 
Loz is just a yung gel with a big arse. A natural beauty.
Gotta love her nerve. Does she really think people believe the lies? She doesn't get out of her stinking bed, so it's not like she worked for it at the gym (she also has zero muscle tone).
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I read that as bagpipes upOi! Actually not true Scottish fellas are very good at looking after their Ladies/Men. Stop attacking us Scots
Scattercash is a fantastic word!
Probably in a drawer like the baybeh did on that show The Brittas Empire
Panties- aaaarrrgggh . Add gusset, moist and kiddies and there are my cringe words .Size 3 feet! You lucky thing you can buy all the kids trainers
I googled it and there is a how to guide re:the knickers they constantly call them panties. Do you think Big Loz refers to hers as panties? Can not deal with that thought alone
That arse! I've said it before and I'll say it again....I've said it before. No seriously, I cannot get over that bum. It's so unfeminine looking. How can she even take a compliment on it anyway? As it's so clearly not real. Is she like 'awww thanks hun I bought it over the space of a couple of momfs'
It is terrible, and the bigger it gets, the worse it looks. And she PAID to look like it?! (_0_) Awful
Add fanny and that's my list too!
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