Lauren Goodger #16 Her fridge is wierd and we love a beard.

[Katie8ee]

Cats are the best
Exactly. I don’t think Lauren would ever go without for her baby’s sake. Can you imagine her sacrificing her ‘nells ’, highlights, extensions, fake tan, cosmetic procedures because I can’t.
She’ll be begging for freebies so she doesn’t have to spend money on the baby, and when that doesn’t work she’ll be upping the only fans content. Does anyone know if she’s doing pregnant only fans stuff, I dread to think but I bet she is.

She is absolutely still doing only fans. I have zero problem with sex work at all I think you do you and get your cash but trying to throw out this perfect life it bamboozles me darling.

Yep, my fault, I can't spell and always use the 'i before e except after c' thing but weird is one of those wierd words that doesn't conform. I need to go back to school the 'beard' was a double entendre, we were talking about men with beards, but Lozza us obviously a beard for old sink boy Chazza (Urban Dictionary)

I have the same thing !!!! I always spell wierd wrong as well! One of my old lovers used to always point it out in my letters even when I spell it properly it feels wrong.

She is absolutely a beard and I'm here for it. He would be so handsome as a gay dad.

My phone didn't even autocorrect it

 

[Emmie81]

For any cheesy dancing on ice lovers - itv are doing best bits cos, you know, Rona and Lozza will be on it crying an ocean

 

[265]

I misread that as burger off!! It's all the food talk getting to me!!! Sigh...

She can do that too..

 

[xcxcx87]

Mole man you are like a little 80s troll lurking under a bridge . Minus the brightly coloured hair. If you are reading this mole man , please tell lozza to ditch the oil. Thanks

Mr troll man

He must deal with the same type of clients as marnie is just as vein as her

 

[Pom Bear]

Fat chance, I have to be in Horsham by 10PM, lie in my peachy arse.

Sorry to hear that..long hours. Hope you get to put your feet up very soon and take it easy xx

 

[Jackie Brown]

I have suggested on another thread that 'Sheesh' be used as a verb or a swearword. So we could say 'has Lauren been sheeshed'?

Well, she's definitely had a kebab or two up her.....

 

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[Blowup80]

I'm too busy with work to read past 3 pages. Quick tell me what happened happened, is it been announced yet what she is having, anymore slop on a plate?

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Ex on the beach! Imagine lozza and Katie price emerging from the sea

You mean tsunami right?

 

[Lgrace90]

Also came on to say was it gifted or bought Lozza make your mind up gal
Imagine being that stupid seeing a toaster you didn’t have the sense to google it if you thought ‘yeah that’s a bit of me that toaster’ shows the intelligence of her follows if they have to message and ask where it’s from...she did a three hour long story on them so it was fairly obvious their make etc

 

[Blowup80]

It's criminal, dear me, she needs arresting for indecent exposure in a poor unsuspecting car park is she ever going to wear any nice proper flattering maternity wear that actually fits her?

Of course not because she won't get talked about or mocked which is the only way she gets any attention at all. It's not because of her fabulous personality, charity work and great taste

 

[geordiegirl]

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Wonder if he’s been getting tips from Lozza (or us when we were all Facetuning the other night )

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I’m being extremely petty today, but just going to say this then get on with my day(!)
Posting about thieves and yet being involved with two ex cons, one being a violent thug and drug dealer who spent nearly 10 years in prison
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She’s probably eyeing them up for when Charlie buy dumps her.

Anyone else developed a complex from this thread

I can’t eat sweetcorn without feeling like Waynetta
I can’t paint my nails (my own lamp) for fear that people may think I’ve gone underground to a nail technician
Or wear my scrunchy with pride


* don’t judge me laying on the bed at 2 - had the Pfizer jab this morning and feeling sleepy

Cmon. Confess your sins. I’ve confessed about my multiple cans of creamed corn.

 

[geordiegirl]

@Fifthavenue Would this have been a ‘real’ shoot today or a setup that’s been done previously do you know? I guess we can tell either way with which ever hair colour it is

 

[girlsmouther]

Let me get you up to date
He did gay porn with his mates, apparently not gay just sucked each other off for likes on only fans
He did a video of himself spunkng in to a sink, as you do.
He had videos on his Twitter of gay stuff and was always tagging his mate who is a gay porn star
He used to say things like "someone is getting their back doors bashed in tonight"
Does bum videos on Only Fans
But is not gay and loves our Lozza lots.
Please note we have nothing at all against any of this (well maybe the sink the dirty bastard) but he just needs to own it if he is, if he isn't well fair enough but it was all very weird!

Oh wow omg xx

 

[JakeM]

I have just discovered this thread,he’s a gay porn star?! xx

Yes. He had videos on Twitter with men but he deleted his Twitter and OnlyFans after the pregnancy announcement.

 

[geordiegirl]

I have just discovered this thread,he’s a gay porn star?! xx

Ooh you need to have a read through previous threads to catch up!

 

[Pom Bear]

Sake, kex round his ankles as per usual! Pom, you kill me

I couldn't find some big white drawers lol xx

. That is amazing!!

Thank you xx

Thank you Pom, as always your pictures speak better than a thousand words xx

You're welcome xx

 

[Blowup80]

#lozza and her lips so wonky is she preggers or just chunky?

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Thank you for starting the new thread I am writing this using Google text talk lol. Enjoying all the banter even though I can't join in. Agree that today's photos are horrifying. Loving all your responses to them my smashed elbow and I are laughing along in a codeine haze. Also oddbod is now going to be a cooking Guy? The world has gone mad and as if he wrote the Blurb on that post. Love you scrunchies

Get well soon my friend. Also a hot beard has just won Tipping Point .

 

[liar liar]

I have my doubts, but I do think she's in on this set. You can kind of tell they're still tweaked, just not as much. Her skin looks even more leathery normally, her lips don't look as huge as they did yesterday in the live, maybe she's slowly weaning herself off? lol Anyone has more theories?

I've only just noticed the horrible parking job she did lol

There should have been a 'spoiler' alert for the parking