Lauren Goodger #15 Money Money Money, Lozzas nunny, in a FaceApp world..

[MunHun]

Omg

Princess Eugiene managed to go through pregnancy and had her baby with minimalist exposure and publicity. Yet here’s Princess Lozza addressing the journalists and media of England to let her reveal her gender in her own time to save her family who she don’t speak to getting upset

 

[NinaStar90]

Annnnnd his.

 

[Fifthavenue]

Oh the excitement of a microwave lasagne

She deffo didn't make it. If she did she'd be posting it all over 'guess what I'm making' 'what meat is this' and getting excited over using salt and pepper as no one else has before

 

[JakeM]

Love the title!
quick recap:

•tried to start an argument between her and Piers Morgan
•if she goes on GMB we’ll be throwing things at her and Oddbod from the crowd
•what are we wearing on our GMB trip?
•she had a Homemade (McDonald’s ) breakfast made by Oddbod
•face like she’s been hit with a frying pan
•been suspiciously quiet recently


that’s all I can think of really.

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

I AM SICK OF THESE NO MARK CUNTS - using tragedies of others to garner traffics, sympathy or attention. They don’t care, they don’t want to care, it’s not just Z lists, influencers etc - we all have these people on our own social media feeds who are SOCIAL MEDIA NARCISSIST ...

It’s always about them, they post fluff about being kind but couldn’t give a fuck - it’s the bullshit of them “attempting” to come off as caring, empathic etc .... social media created some of these people, in fact quite a lot.

But I don’t or have I ever followed a celebrity on any social media, I don’t see what the point is ? And as for these reality stars or people who got famous off a dating show (WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT) who post constant shit they get a tiny percentage of or shitty captions they ripped off more successful influencers who are just as FUCKING DENSE but have more followers .....


I am tired today, can you tell ?

 

[wrongturn]

Also I just want to revisit the gender reveal fuck up (I know we’ve moved on but I’m still ranting in my head). The absolute cringe of someone saying ‘I want to keep somethings private’ while at the same time displaying the personal message written inside a Valentine’s card!!’

Of course she’s sitting in the floor re the fridge vid, to hide her real size!

 

[Fifthavenue]

Can confirm she isn't on the MTV bumps programme.

 

[Traveler001]

Anyone else in shock that Lauren not only knows the phrase 'watch like a hawk' but also used it correctly and spelt it correctly! That's so good for a yun'gel who is jus' learnin'.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Same , what are those bits all over the eggs . Dirty pan juice . Imagine them having to feed a baby

I’ve seen more appetising meals dragged out of a bin bag by foxes

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Here we go, #15 and the winner is .... I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles, well done.

Previous thread - https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-...-are-from-backgrid.15276/page-51#post-3912783

Carry on people.

This is something to worry about.

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‘Boy am I excited’ subtle hint she’s been saying on Insta she won’t know the gender for a few weeks, she such a liar face! She’s stalling the reveal in hope that lockdown restrictions will ease up and she can throw a pathetic gender reveal party - I have Visions of her reveal - biting into a cob and the centre is blue

 

[mb1202]

This video genuinely makes him look like a woman kissing her...

why does she always say things like ‘thank you all so much for my messages’. As if hundreds of people are sitting there thinking yes I must wish Lauren Goodger a happy Valentine’s Day. She did it when she announced the pregnancy too ‘had so many texts and calls from all my celebrity friends and co stars, thanks so much!’. It’s so insecure it’s like look everyone I really am so popular and in demand!

 

[mb1202]

Omg

She makes my blood boil. Actually Lauren it is 100% completely fair for people to guess when you post every single moment of your life on social media and do a pregnancy magazine shoot. You are not having your privacy invaded- you deliberately put yourself out there.
You can’t have it both ways you idiot.
Also what family, I thought she has no family and hasn’t spoken to them since she ‘got famous’. Such a liar that she doesn’t see them, she bloody posts with her sisters and niece all the time!

 

[Fifthavenue]

She says just under 2 weeks but a comment on her Instagram 3 days ago says 3 weeks. Crying because she can't get her story straight.

 

[Platformcrocs]

For those who missed it (fridge story)

Celebrities reveal secrets of their fridge & what it tells us about them

THE Royal Family rarely shares what goes on behind closed doors. But Prince Charles this weekend revealed the contents of his fridge at the Castle of Mey in Scotland. The chiller, installed by the …

www.thesun.co.uk

"I love soup with crusty bread. It’s perfect for lunch or dinner depending what mood I’m in. It’s just so easy to eat."

Profound words from Loz. Soup is just so easy to eat x

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She is so awful looking. Why would she post this last mini video of her. She looks hideous

 

[NinaStar90]

I sent them to the sun as well someone had mentioned they were surprised the daily mail hadn't picked up on it so I thought mmmm...

I was the Insta account that commented- she had me blocked by this morning. Tattle team effort!!
Can't believe my alt insta was on top DM story at lunch.

 

[NinaStar90]

Seems she's deleted the comments about the glass thing... yep, I think she's been caught out!

 

[Katie8ee]

Yesterday one of Charlie's mates commented on a post he shared to stories saying "Wait until she sees what you have planned for tomorrow!"

I'm still waiting.

 

[Blue1989]

Here we go, #15 and the winner is .... I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles, well done.

Previous thread - https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-...-are-from-backgrid.15276/page-51#post-3912783

Carry on people.

This is something to worry about.

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Coming across a baby aisle seems a bit pweirdo

 

[Katie8ee]

You all ready for this ????

I now give you *drum roll" Big Loz's stubbly pubes and Mark tattoo. I wasn't suffering this one alone.

Has she just taken some random face off the internet and used it to advertise her business? Why this face? Is she trying to say this is what you shouldn’t look like or should look like. she needs help.
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I really hope this is a client