Lauren Goodger #13 Stuck to her sheets & can't see her feet, beggy pizza is all she eats.

[Chi4]

I’m waiting to see what’s for dinner tonight

You beat me to it! Isn't the advice shop alone and couldnt he just grab the food and she waits in the car or sits outside.

But then how would he know what's what if he doesn't have his picture books with him .

Just watched the full story and out loud said "put your fucking hood up" . Also agreed she has definitely had her hairs done.

And you know what she is going to say ?! My hairs gone blonde naturally cos I’ve got some strong hormones . But lozza love we can see the streaks

 

[Fifthavenue]

Is this that side street we saw her unphotoshopped with no bump with her manager a couple of weeks back?

Yes the studio. She would have done a few different outfits this night.

 

[Blowup80]

Do we reckon Lauren has paid Amber Rose to promote her Only Fans? I’m so curious as to how that came about

I'll scratch your fat fake arse if you scratch mine?

 

[lalalanded]

I haven't posted in this thread before. Just wanted to say I think she is pregnant bit just fat and wearing Spanx to smooth out her belly into a bump shape.

I watched old towie today and Carol Wright keeps taking the piss (quite nastily) that Lauren can't cook at all. And if "you want to win mark you need to learn how to cook like his mum!" Cringe

That sad old hag actually thinks her loser son is some sort of prize. I'm sure that's where he got his attitude from.

 

[Phil I Buster]

So why is she not trying and showing off the outfits?? Cause they’re not made for pie lovers, they’re maternity clothes

Because she’s added an affiliate link to them. So even if you don’t buy them, if you buy anything from missguided for a month she’ll get sweetcorn spending money

 

[lalalanded]

Haha, same! Lozza needs a prize for keeping us entertained during lockdown - maybe a lifetime supply of good old Jolly Green?!

She truly is the gift that keeps on giving. I could never have predicted pre-lockdown that I would be consumed with the size and contents of Lauren Goodger's uterus.

 

[Katie8ee]

So she has started this and her fans are reposting. Choo Choo I think I hear the sympathy train arriving at the station looking for it's next passenger.

Someone on the comments pointed out if you don't like it don't have the comments on. Someone else then explained that if she doesn't have comments on she doesn't get engagement, exposure, articles in the news. Also quite rightly said this is absolutely nothing to do with her being pregnant shes always been a twat. I wonder if all her "Mummy" followers/defenders are aware she's still on Only Fans, I bet they would love that.

 

[Lioness1]

The Sainsbury’s pics are on daily mail now! Doesn’t looks very sick!

 

[Yogarow]

I haven't posted in this thread before. Just wanted to say I think she is pregnant bit just fat and wearing Spanx to smooth out her belly into a bump shape.

I watched old towie today and Carol Wright keeps taking the piss (quite nastily) that Lauren can't cook at all. And if "you want to win mark you need to learn how to cook like his mum!" Cringe

 

[Facehugger]

If she's going to start with this Mummy and Daddy chat I'm going to cringe my actual skin off. I can not deal with that.

Enjoy your bath Big Loz, in the same bath that only a month or so ago you were smearing yourself in cream cheese or the like for your porn site. Absolute filth magnet.

I'm actually finding the mummy and daddy yap funny now, after today's events, every time Daddy is mentioned I'm imagining Mr Singh from down the local curry house, or Carlos from the kebab shop

 

[Facehugger]

Thanks for the new thread and thank you everyone who liked my title blimey, twice in a day!

Honestly, I’ve voted no but I don’t know what to believe at this point. If she is pregnant then she is acting really suspicious (cropping off dates, saying she’s due in July or August, huge bump at 3 months etc).

We'll see what happens, there is a suspicion a 'tragic loss' story might conveniently unfold yet

 

[Pom Bear]

Probably the 'bum hole' chilli then for Charles

Some after dinner chocolate anuses to follow xx

 

[Debsy37]

I think she is pregnant and also knows the sex but is dragging it out for all the money she can get. However I also think she is morbidly obese and the stomach is literally just fat morphed into a preg shape by shape wear. I’m sure she will have been referred to her hospitals pregnancy nutritionist midwives as she is clearly a larger lass. I was normal bmi with my first but I was a big belter with my second had had to go to the midwives fat club to try to sort my weight out and avoid gestational diabetes

 

[Katie8ee]

Just hunted the internet high and low for the pictures of Chazbo wearing his balaclava with the caption along the lines of "when the balaclava is on anything goes" but it's disappeared also I think the youth may call balaclavas another name on the Tiktok etc but they are balaclavas.

I did however find myself on some hot fellas Pinterest stash of gay hotties (so many willy's) and lo and behold lookie what I found. He looks different but it is in fact our Oddbod!

Katie and Google the maverick detectives

 

[Katie8ee]

This is a beautiful and sophisticated dress....... Said no fucker ever.

Not as beautiful and sophisticated as this smashing number. My need for her to wear a bra is becoming on par with my campaign to burn that scrunchie.

 

[Fifthavenue]

There is a DM comment about this thread and my input exposing. Obviously we had had enough of it but if too much attention becomes of this I may have to retract and delete for some reasons and just read and say nothing.

So here is the link to the article in the DM originally from 24th Jan where Unique Pictures got some snaps outside a photo studio with creepy Thumb/Moleman/Benylin-guzzler manager.

Lauren Goodger arrives at studio in Hackney after revealing pregnancy

The former TOWIE star, 34, cut a casual figure as she arrived at a studio in Hackney alongside her agent on Saturday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

You’ll see there is graffiti/artwork on the walls outside including some zebra print which matches the backdrop in today’s photos.

Yes this is what I was saying yesterday.

 

[MunHun]

Roses are red and a part of my unique name that I made up myself.
Violets are blue like Charlie’s movies that he makes for the back shelf.
Sugar is Sweet that’s why I eat it by the pound.
Pregnancy’s toughs it’s got me bed bound.

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

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Poor mite, it's how I felt working 13 hour shifts in a hospital when I was pregnant, I just had to get on with it, should I have uploaded a pouting picture to ig? Her body is not used to getting out of bed since she did the pregnancy test!!!
The more she tries to prove she's pregnant the less I believe her! She's just milking it now!

 

[mandypandy99]

What is this implying

also next pic ‘cold yoghurt’ well that’s how it usually comes u bint!!!!

WTF is she talking in 3rd person referring to her and him as mummy and daddy like she’s talking to her baby and wtf would you say daddy been seen to! She’s got actual problems, she’s not right In the head! Also CRINGEEEE!!!

A petition for women to get compensation who give birth during the pandemic - is this a fucking joke ?
Peppa has been out and about more then Soft Mick - I swear this baby is just a cash cow (literally) ...

She is beyond deluded, she really puts herself on a pedestal ...

WOW it’s lmagine if we didn’t have the NHS and they had to pay for medical care/insurance etc - asking for compo is disgusting!!

 

[Fifthavenue]

@Fifthavenue What's the deal with her car? She can't afford to buy or rent it long term surely? Does she ask the rental company if she can fill it up with fuel so she can get papped with it?

Also, given the earnings you quoted for photos and comments, how can she pay her rent? Do her management cover it? I know she will have made a bit for the pregnancy reveal but before that how did she make money?

I really, really want un altered photos to be published but suppose she'd go down the 'bullying a pregnant yun gel' route! She can say she wants a baby diaries show all she likes but couldn't do it as everyone would see what a unit she really is!

Set up outside Sainsbury's imminent.

Deal with the car, she just gets a reduced monthly late on lease/finance. Used to get better deals as I have done set ups in the past of celebs leaving the dealership for this reason/looking around.

They are just minimum fees now, some sets are more. Prices used to be a lot higher. Her set ups especially fat/thin bikinis and other set ups were £3-5k minimum. So online, paper, mags it adds up. Some sets would've been a lot more than that. Then mag shoots, cgd ect.