Lauren Goodger #13 Stuck to her sheets & can't see her feet, beggy pizza is all she eats.

[annabelle_bronstein]

Is she still doing Only Fans?

She’s doing Only Deep Pans

 

[Cloudfromspace]

She is using faceapp. Instantly gives you a "Hollywood" face with one click of a button.

I just used it on a photo of a meth addict and this was the result.

 

[Katie8ee]

What is this implying

also next pic ‘cold yoghurt’ well that’s how it usually comes u bint!!!!

If she's going to start with this Mummy and Daddy chat I'm going to cringe my actual skin off. I can not deal with that.

Enjoy your bath Big Loz, in the same bath that only a month or so ago you were smearing yourself in cream cheese or the like for your porn site. Absolute filth magnet.

 

[Pom Bear]

Ah thank you @Pom Bear she looks so demure and regal. In true pap style you've even photoshopped her arm out. Soon you'll be so busy working for Backgrid you won't have time for us lowly Tattlers!

Thank you xx.
Loooool I won't work for them..I'm too happy here with my tattle friends xx.

Looks like a big humbug x.

 

[lalalanded]

Possible thread title #14 - Is she 20, 30, or 40 weeks; is Charlie the Dad or is it a waiter from Sheesh?

 

[Katie8ee]

My tattle family I just found out my Father went into hospital today. I'm now watching the documentary Howard on Disney + (if you havent you should he is my favourite)

Your all keeping me sane tonight ! Loving the poll and the new title @Facehugger thank you @265 as always

 

[Howdyhi]

What I don’t get is why she hasn’t took a video or pic with her bare belly? She used to take so many pics of her practically naked yet the only time she has a great excuse to show her tummy, she doesn’t? Seems sus to me

 

[liar liar]

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So take it this is the new set of ‘staged’ pics????

What in God's name is that supposed to resemble? Looks like she's wearing the skin of a slashed to death seal.

 

[lalalanded]

Pizza for thought.

Kim Kardashian April 2013 preggers with North and what Loz looks like.
(Kim gave birth in June 2013)

Ok, I'm even starting to bore myself here. We all know KK really blew up with her pregnancy with North so she was hardly carrying small. To those of you that have birthed, you will know that your midwife will measure the fundal height at your antenatal appointments. It's a crude measurement with a tape measure but lets you know if you're measuring too big or too small. Lauren's fundal height in this photo is at LEAST 38 cm which is what you would be at 38 weeks pregnant. So she's either a) about to drop b) having a very dangerous and high risk pregnancy and should be in hospital or c) not bloody pregnant!!! I feel like I've turned into a bloody conspiracy theorist!!! Someone help me please.

 

[Blowup80]

I've missed 7 pages what's happened? Is she still pregnant? Do we know who waiter is? Is Chaz still missing? Why am I so interested? Why is my life so sad?

 

[Katie8ee]

Update: Dad is now at home watching his favourite Harry Potter in his pyjamas. He had an allergic reaction to his blood pressure meds and his tounge swelled up bigger than his mouth at work and started to choke him. Luckily my Step Mum was there as she works at the same place and they got him an ambulance. He's had drips and all sorts but has now been released with new meds.

Apparently the pills have been giving him trouble on and off for a while now but he hasnt told his doctor men! He's only 65 so he's still a spring chicken but my step Mum now has the pleasure of running after him while he watches Harry Potter.
Oy vey!

Thank you for all your love, after a sleepless night it's made my heart so happy xxxx

 

[TeddiK]

Just popping in - god these threads move fast! A couple of you may remember me - lurker who had to post when she announced pregnancy and worked out I’m about the same along as her - (have since worked out I’m a week ahead roughly). Whilst in my current hormonal pregnant state I sincerely want to kill everyone who I have ever laid eyes on and am STILL feeling sick most days (been the same through previous pregnancies so it is what it is) I have no ‘bump’ at all! This is my 3rd child and I’m a curvy 12-14 and yes I have a little pouch lower down in pelvis and can feel ‘bump’ if lying on my front or pressing on it - otherwise you would have no real clue I am pregnant. Might think I’m getting a bit podgy but that’s it. Why is she walking round her car park parading her 7 month bump?!!! Sorry like I said I’m hormonal - literally came on to rage post, haven’t had time to read back yet! X

 

[AuntBessiesRoasty]

The Sainsbury’s pics are on daily mail now! Doesn’t looks very sick!

It looks like she’s been superimposed on to the picture. It’s distressing my eyes and also hilarious. At this point if youre actually dumb enough to believe that’s her real face you deserve to be an idiot.

 

[265]

Okay people, time for a little fun, well maybe.

I've downloaded this faceapp thingie that facetunes yer boat race.

I tried it on myself, I should warn you I am not exactly the best looking bloke and I am not good at selfies.

Spoiler: This is me straight up

Spoiler: This is me face tuned

Spoiler: This is me and me as a woman.

That was using just the standard version!!

This will help explain how easy it is to change your entire face with an app downloaded from Google Play.

 

[StrawberrySeed]

Those fucking flared nylon pants! Why are they always too fucking short???? Bet that gusset pulled right up into her snatch must reeeeek!

Those fucking battered black pumps! What does she always wear them? They are fucking minging! Bet they stink as well!

She looks like a fucking clown in shit brown nylon.

Sorry for all the fucking swearing but she is boiling my fucking blood.

Now we know all the tricks she is up to with ‘pap’ photos, backgrid, and the fake lead up in her ‘stories’, she is even more vacuous and pathetic then I ever thought possible. It really does beggar belief.

She should not be allowed to get away with such fakery. It is all a pack of lies. Every single thing she posts, all made up and photoshopped. I don’t think I could loathe anyone more than her. She takes us all for fools.

She needs to be exposed for all her lies. Fucking tit she is!

 

[Abongo]

Katie Hayes used her cousins scan pic to announce her pregnancy. Don’t know why these gorps can’t just wait to use their own. Why do they have to announce it 7 seconds after conception?

 

[Blue1989]

Not as beautiful and sophisticated as this smashing number. My need for her to wear a bra is becoming on par with my campaign to burn that scrunchie.

I can hear David attenborough narrating this
"Here we see an example of a Goodger in it's natural habitat. Braving leaving it's comfort of the carpark, it moves sloth like across the road. It's large posterior becomes cumbersome"

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Who wore it better

 

[Katie8ee]

"Gosh I don't half fancy a hot yogurt"

Said no one,ever.

 

[265]

Loz is bored.



I was tempted to suggest "BOTCHED"