Don't worry, it'll settle
Don't worry, it'll settleWoah woah firstly let's stop the piss taking..... Lozza is fucking cooking! She has vegetables!!! She has actually prepped some veg. I mean it may taste rubbish and someone might die but she is cooking!
Sorry, I don't know what came over me I started being nice to Lozza. I must be hormonal
This has blown my mind.Okay people, time for a little fun, well maybe.
I've downloaded this faceapp thingie that facetunes yer boat race.
I tried it on myself, I should warn you I am not exactly the best looking bloke and I am not good at selfies.
That was using just the standard version!!
This will help explain how easy it is to change your entire face with an app downloaded from Google Play.
Sorry you had to see my mug, I'm better looking clean shaven and someone else taking the photo.This has blown my mind.
Don't be daft. I've never seen these apps before so didn't know how they work. No one must look like themselves anymore!Sorry you had to see my mug, I'm better looking clean shaven and someone else taking the photo.
My Mother uses a knife too, even at the grand age of 90 she can, I am baffled at Loz and her lack of foodHow on earth can you think peeling potatoes AFTER you cook them is ok? How has she made it to age 34?!
(I do have to confess, I use a knife over a peeler, not sure why, just the way my mum and Grandma did it).
WTF???Is she frying the potatoes in vinegar?!?
It's because the skins are really healthy, I used to make mash with the skin on when I wasn't well in the past. But boiling them THEN removing it? What a mess! It would just disintegrate in your hands.I recall Katie Price boiling some spuds with the skins on and then mashed the buggers! The result was grey looking mash.
Chaz is doing Dynamo trick with his feet hereThere’s something weird here....I can’t put my finger on it.
That is hilarious! Well spotted! Proper giggling here!Chaz is doing Dynamo trick with his feet here
Yes, all the vitamins are just under the skin, aren’t they? I do love a crispy jacket spud skin, it’s the best bit!It's because the skins are really healthy, I used to make mash with the skin on when I wasn't well in the past. But boiling them THEN removing it? What a mess! It would just disintegrate in your hands.
I think soIs she frying the potatoes in vinegar?!?
Just tried this on a photo I took with a swollen face from an infection and sheeshOkay people, time for a little fun, well maybe.
I've downloaded this faceapp thingie that facetunes yer boat race.
I tried it on myself, I should warn you I am not exactly the best looking bloke and I am not good at selfies.
That was using just the standard version!!
This will help explain how easy it is to change your entire face with an app downloaded from Google Play.
Def not an Essex thingI recall Katie Price boiling some spuds with the skins on and then mashed the buggers! The result was grey looking mash.
Is this an Essex thing???
The only time we boil spuds in their skins is if they are baby new potatoes or Jersey Royals.
What was the meat? What in hell’s teeth is she making?!
WTF???
AmazingShe is using faceapp. Instantly gives you a "Hollywood" face with one click of a button.
I just used it on a photo of a meth addict and this was the result.
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