Laura Anderson #6 Laura hates being a mum, interferes with her sole aim to just be an insta hun

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A quick play with the wires and sockets, a few things the dog's arse has sat on to chew on, then off to the kitchen to throw the baby through the ceiling. Laura's column in Mumsnet coming soon
 
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Itโ€™s a gorgeous day in Glasgow. Perfect for a wee dog walk and picnic in Kelvingrove and where she is? Cooped up in that glorified box she calls a flat. Maybe Iโ€™m wrong and they have already been and back but I highly doubt it. Iโ€™m sure there would have been a video of her launching Bonnie into the roof of the Botanics!
 
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Wtf is she all about at, that story of her "cat walking" round the office table. My toes curled, she's an embarrassment
 
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Imagine walking into work and asking a colleague to film you whilst you sl@t drop and dry hump the wall in plastic cowboy boots whilst your other colleague looks on is disgust...
Cringe doesn't even come close.
 
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Why is she saying she has a toddler? Isnโ€™t that when they are walking/after 1 years old?
 
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Why is she saying she has a toddler? Isnโ€™t that when they are walking/after 1 years old?
Sheโ€™s seems desperate to wish Bonnieโ€™s babyhood away. Quite sad really. And once she actually has a toddler sheโ€™ll be wishing she had her baby back!
 
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C'mon you know what she means! Her baby looks so big and grown up to her that she feels she's a toddler now.
 
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Where is this toddler you speak of Laura? In the cupboard? Cause it sure as hell aint the bairn in the buggy lol
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C'mon you know what she means! Her baby looks so big and grown up to her that she feels she's a toddler now.
Bonnie can barely crawl, and can't stand, she is not a toddler
 
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Bonnie can barely crawl, and can't stand, she is not a toddler
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She's 8 months old, obviously she isn't! It's the same thing when someone's 8 year old is sassy, they say 8 going on 18...she's not claiming she has an 18 month old?
 
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Bonnie can barely crawl, and can't stand, she is not a toddler
She's 8 months old, obviously she isn't! It's the same thing when someone's 8 year old is sassy, they say 8 going on 18...she's not claiming she has an 18 month old?
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Why so angry? It's not that deep lol. I beg to differ, she's definitely saying she has a toddler, not LIKE a toddler. But you do you lol
 
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She's 8 months old, obviously she isn't! It's the same thing when someone's 8 year old is sassy, they say 8 going on 18...she's not claiming she has an 18 month old?
Why so angry? It's not that deep lol. I beg to differ, she's definitely saying she has a toddler, not LIKE a toddler. But you do you lol
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Believe your own narrative.
 
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Anywayโ€ฆ finding her in a corner playing with wires and dog toys and then setting up the camera for a throw up session really hit all those too parenting buttons for me. Sheโ€™s bleeping terrible.
 
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She's 8 months old, obviously she isn't! It's the same thing when someone's 8 year old is sassy, they say 8 going on 18...she's not claiming she has an 18 month old?
Why so angry? It's not that deep lol. I beg to differ, she's definitely saying she has a toddler, not LIKE a toddler. But you do you lol
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Ok Charlie calm down ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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Why so angry? It's not that deep lol. I beg to differ, she's definitely saying she has a toddler, not LIKE a toddler. But you do you lol
Ok Charlie calm down ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป aye ok ๐Ÿ™„ your "advice" is directed at the wrong person. Get out of bed on the wrong side? Aw diddums. I'm away to enjoy my day ๐Ÿ˜
 
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