This has gotta feature in the next thread title somehow!Agreed! It's more of a... Thulva?
Laura Adlington #4 Dream house, dream job AND still a miserable, moaning, ungrateful whinger
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In a swimming costume, showing off her thigh flaps, bursting out of smock dresses, underneath the baps. Flogging a crappy toothbrush and Hello Fresh, all the while looking rough like she's been out on the sesh.
In a swimming costume, showing off her thigh flaps, bursting out of smock dresses, underneath the baps. Flogging a crappy toothbrush and Hello Fresh, all the while looking rough like she's been out on the sesh.
If it doesn't now, it definitely will in the future. My mum suffered a stroke due to her weight. She was a size 22-24 at the time, which was the result of years of eating whatever was available on the go whilst working. She eventually dropped down to a size 14-16, but still ended up having a heart attack last week. Mum managed to maintain the weight loss, so it's looking likely that the cause was lack of exercise due to her limited mobility (stroke-related).
Apologies for the personal anecdote. What I'm trying to say is that Laura is just a heart attack/stroke waiting to happen. The fact she becomes breathless even when stationary shows how hard her body is trying to work. If she ever experiences anything like that (I hope she doesn't), part of me doubts she'll make the necessary lifestyle changes
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I thought the property had a previous owner? I could be wrong, but I vaguely recall Laura mentioning an issue with the sale/purchase chain being linked to the sellers of her new place
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It was the first thing I noticed, but couldn't bring myself to mention it omg
I'm lucky to have not seen this! LolIf it doesn't now, it definitely will in the future. My mum suffered a stroke due to her weight. She was a size 22-24 at the time, which was the result of years of eating whatever was available on the go whilst working. She eventually dropped down to a size 14-16, but still ended up having a heart attack last week. Mum managed to maintain the weight loss, so it's looking likely that the cause was lack of exercise due to her limited mobility (stroke-related).
Apologies for the personal anecdote. What I'm trying to say is that Laura is just a heart attack/stroke waiting to happen. The fact she becomes breathless even when stationary shows how hard her body is trying to work. If she ever experiences anything like that (I hope she doesn't), part of me doubts she'll make the necessary lifestyle changes
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I thought the property had a previous owner? I could be wrong, but I vaguely recall Laura mentioning an issue with the sale/purchase chain being linked to the sellers of her new place
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It was the first thing I noticed, but couldn't bring myself to mention it omg
New meaning to the term 'front bum' š«£
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Another godforsaken smock style dress. My nan has more style 
I actually think that geeen dress really suits her.
I liked it too, she looked really nice in it. It makes such a difference when something fits nicely! I would buy that one - consider me 'influenced' lol.
A definite contender for a Thread title suggestion
I have a lot of beef with Lauraās fake bopo and half-arsed way she earns a living, but a thread title about her appearance is just plain mean. All bodies are valid bodies.
Strap in, another swimwear reel coming with L. Wonder will she turn around and show all angles. Surely L will. But L has shown dresses before all angles while the other one just stands there like a plank of wood.
Laura Adlington #5 Standing there like a plank of wood
please! I also donāt want a body shaming title!
Plank of wood is great! I do love the word thulva though, but yeah it is too mean for a thread title even though I think sheās a pointless whiner. The thread title about never seeing anything from the side is also great!
I swear the thulva situation is made worse by the botched fake tanā¦
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They both look grubby. Like, be bo-po, including your skin colour, you weirdos.
Tbh Lottie doesnt look much better than Laura in the yellow/lime green swimming costume!
I actually think they both look nice in the yellow one, until you get down to the weird fake tan in thigh area 
Whatās going on? Has it sweated off?!
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