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[WilmaHun]

Please can we have chippy please please

The answer was no

 

[Abby lockhart]

‘Fingers crossed she doesn’t poo’

Newly toilet trained toddler off to playgroup

 

[Hope96]

I'm glad you are ok my dear and sorry for worrying you
Hope the call goes ok message me when you are done miss you already

Call me sad but I still miss my other half after 2 years of being with him when he's on a work call and can't reply back.

 

[watermelon sugar]

'Where have you put the rug??'

We had a big grey rug in our livingroom and my bf got rid of it last night and I can't find where he's put it? It's massive so dunno how I'm missing it

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Received from my neighbour "There's a hunk in my front lawn!"

I immediately looked out the window only to see that autocorrect had clearly been hard at work, as there was a HUSKY in my neighbour's garden.

 

[WilmaHun]

You’re not gonna believe who I’ve just been chatting to in Asda!

 

[WilmaHun]

You weren’t supposed to be working today hence why I’m off too. Please say you’ve not booked anything in for Monday as you’re working all weekend, one day together would be nice


woke up and bf was already gone to work (which he forgot to tell me) when we were meant to have a day together

 

[WilmaHun]

You can’t say stuff like that..

hasnt every parent said something similar at some point? It wasn’t meant literally I’m sure

My last message was “morning. Left your lunch on the side, see you tonight xx”

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Actual text message was ''Fuck Off'' which was to some scam number trying to get me to hit a dodgy link..

on whatsapp it was ''I want to go now '' which was in response to my partner and us talking about a trip to Brighton we have booked.

 

[HumphreyB]

"I got the coffees, see you at the canal"

 

[Dont swipe up!]

Because we don't want to come or spend that much money at the moment?

To my boyfriends sister who is in a mood because we don't want to spend nearly £70 to go to the zoo

Fucking hate interfering controlling sister in laws!!!

 

[Scorpihoe]

I've been waiting for that photo!

(it's not the type of photo you might be thinking)

If you say so

 

[watermelon sugar]

Yeah I had to wipe it up with about 5 towels naked

(It’s not what it sounds like)

 

[watermelon sugar]

South African was more original I think

 

[Oicho Throw]

I can't believe u said I was a shit kisser u twat



My fella said I was a shit kisser as a joke (I hope)

Is that someone who's shit at kissing, or someone who kisses shit...?

 

[JoJo76]

"Won't be long until we are back to normal. Just in time for you finishing at university x"

Reply to my daughter who was saying life is feeling so monotonous.

 

[Scorpihoe]

Hi dad thanks for putting the hooks on for me, just wondering why you left the old ones on? I think they don’t match

 

[lozzapaloozza]

“We have Quorn already for the stir-fry”, it was “She can fuck off” but I deleted it

 

[cushtybert]

My boss is a knob
Message to my friend 5 mins ago, currently sat in a teams meeting trying to look interested

 

[Libbylulu]

Safe flight, love you so much, can’t wait to see you xxx