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[Mrs Cucumber]

Please stop taking your pet camel to visit Nanny

 

[Oohthedrama]

Score, just found a card in someones letter box with money in.......

He said “u always cry at that bit” and I said “when I’m dead and u watch this with ur kids u will remember I always cried at that bit and then u will cry toooooo” Then I cried again

Texting my sister about me & my son watching the bit at the end of home alone when the old man sees his son again & waves at Kevin I haven’t slept so I’m emotional

I genuinely fucking love this thread.

 

[watermelon sugar]

'The baby doesn't like cheese on toast. What's his problem'

 

[whisperchat]

I Want……. But Need to know more

how long have you bloody got

 

[strawb]

but she's lying 100%

 

[watermelon sugar]

It was 25 pound for free delivery soooo

 

[WilmaHun]

“Shit, you reminded me three times as well”

to my mum who asked if I remembered to pick something up for her at the shop

 

[Peaches_xox]

‘City already beating arsenal 2-0’

 

[watermelon sugar]

'Maybe you shouldn't go to bed with your phone on loud then!'

I text my Mum at 20 past 7 saying "it's snowing!" And she replied saying I woke her up and that was my reply

 

[Libbylulu]

I can push the boat out and send Crunchie and Malteasers

 

[watermelon sugar]

I can't believe u said I was a shit kisser u twat



My fella said I was a shit kisser as a joke (I hope)

 

[WilmaHun]

"Yeah alright I'll just head to the money tree at the end of the garden shall I?"

 

[bunnyboo]

Lads.. I won. I found the the twirl orange, orange fingers, orange giant buttons AND orange dairy milk.. the tescos in [my area] is superior.

Group chat with my colleagues, we're obsessed with orange flavoured cadburys things lol

 

[JoeBloggs]

‘? ’

trying to convince my husband to get a Chinese. We got chicken shop instead

 

[Hbirdette]

“The golf is on”


me trying to entice my husband downstairs cause I’ve been up since 4 with our baby

 

[WilmaHun]

No I won’t be in, sorry! I’ll send Mr Wilma to yours in the evening with gifts

to my SIL who wanted to pop round. I absolutely will be in

 

[JoJo76]

A picture of a massive pan of bolognese I made and a message to my daughter at uni

“Double portion of bolognese so I can freeze. Will bring one across when we visit x”

 

[boomska]

“hh ok. Well I’m cat sitting and staying at my friends house, so you can always stay over. Don’t have to worry about waking up Housemate’s”

Lad I’m trying to bang is babysitting till 3am tonight, so trying to find a way cause your girls needs some lol

 

[WilmaHun]

Stop turning my fucking spotify off. I'm using it.

 

[WilmaHun]

Martin is a fucking idiot