Last text or message you sent!

[DCICassieStuart]

"Can you pick up tagliatelle somewhere? There's only two pieces left"

 

[Dont swipe up!]

You’re not gonna believe who I’ve just been chatting to in Asda!

Now I want to know

 

[watermelon sugar]

Omg I can't believe your oven still isn't fixed!

Me neither it's an actual joke I've said to my boyfriend a million times to stop ringing the guy who has messed us round 3 times, so what does he do, rings the guy who has messed us round and surprise surprise, he's not showed up

 

[WilmaHun]

I don't know what that text is meant to say.... Did you read it before you pressed send?

 

[JoJo76]

"Has Shitty McShitface moved his shit yet?"

To my daughter who is at uni and has one housemate that left chicken out for 3 days to fester. The other housemates told him to clear it up in a group chat and he ignored them.

 

[Dont swipe up!]

'done my workout, coffee in hand, fajitas for dinner, no one is ruining the day for me'

Sounds like a great day already!
Hope the rest of your day is fab!

 

[jarv]

Thank you you da best

My bf is going to pick up some burgers and make me burger and chips for tea because I cba to cook

 

[watermelon sugar]

You ate my Galaxy?

 

[Scorpihoe]

“Which one”

Me sending my bf two pictures I took today, asking which I should upload on Instagram (I’ve already decided which anyway )

 

[WilmaHun]

Why are you so loud? Sounds like an elephant is running round up there

 

[Berty]

You don't have to thank me you're my daughter. As long as I'm still around I'll always be here for you.
The curtains look fabulous
Xxxxxx

 

[Scorpihoe]

Also do you ever get scared you just swiped left on your soulmate

To my friend who is on tinder lol

 

[Dirtyhorseshoes]

'Don't come back without croissants'

 

[peachhes]

“Garlic bread”

 

[nbt]

Assistance required

To my boyfriend upstairs because there’s a massive spider on the door

 

[WilmaHun]

no he’s calmed down now but he was stressing me out x

 

[Pineapple glitter]

No it was a misunderstanding. I texted her saying 'I'm getting my hair done after' but for some reason my phone changed 'after' to 'afro'

 

[watermelon sugar]

I'm gonna sound so dumb rn but, I'm gonna make the gnocchi for lunch, if I make it all can i store some in the fridge and have the rest for my lunch tomorrow?

 

[Blue pumpkin]

Yeah that would be nice


Husband asking if I want to go to the pub for lunch today when he finishes work

 

[WilmaHun]

”why you being blunt you miserable git“