Last text or message you sent!

[bolimepipi]

'wow that looks amazing!', to my sister who sent me a photo of her carrot cake

 

[Pineapple glitter]

I know that but I just don't care. I've just checked the drawer where I keep all my fucks and its empty

 

[WilmaHun]

I’m here now, well early as there was no traffic. We having Chinese for dinner? Please.

 

[Libbylulu]

Just looked at your flight, not far to go now

To my daughter who’s on a plane

 

[Gidget00_]

 

[WilmaHun]

"Ok misery guts"

 

[WilmaHun]

You better ask **** permission seeing as you love her so much

 

[WilmaHun]

"Bored you?"

 

[skintsocks]

What kind of absolute cockwomble feels the need to remind a 49 year old man to send a useless piece of cardboard in the post? Before the post even arrived?! Twat.


*oops*

 

[Oicho Throw]

"Yo, fuck that fandan, he doesn't know anything. It's a bog-standard RJ11, not bluetooth."

 

[LittleMy]

This gif to my partner after I’ve found out Lego are releasing The McAllister House and we’re supposed to be on a Lego ban this Christmas

That set looks amazing! I don’t even like Lego and I want it

Last text was “I’m jealous, what a lucky boy.”

My reaction to my 6 year old son having his picture taken with Ally McCoist and some other former Rangers FC players at his football training.

 

[Scorpihoe]

Good luck, I love you

To my bf who is getting a bollocking off his mum for leaving the toilet seat up ..he just sent me a long paragraph saying he hates living back at home and can’t wait to move out again

 

[GalaxyGirl70]

I sent my Mum a photo of some cowslips on whatsapp, they're her favourite with a "look what we found on our walk this evening x "

 

[jarv]

"It is funny tho lol"

I sent my bf that meme I posted in the meme thread about IPAs being pumpkin spice lattes for white men. As a regular craft ale drinker he wasn't amused by it

 

[WilmaHun]

I love your top in your recent Insta pic. I feel like I tell you that I love your clothes everytime you upload.

 

[nbt]

“Sometimes it pays to be a nerd, guys”

To my boyfriend, quoting The Adam Project as I wound him up saying it was probably his and his team’s daily mantra.

 

[watermelon sugar]

"Don't forget you owe me a pack of Oaties from Lidl tonight!!'

 

[Pineapple glitter]

IDGAF

 

[Lalla]

I think we're done now. Please don't contact me again.

 

[watermelon sugar]

‘Get some of them sausage mcmuffins for a sausage McMuffin tomorrow even tho their not actually McMuffins xx’