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[whisperchat]

What do you want for dinner tonight?

I wish I received texts like this.. instead all I get is 'what are you making me for dinner tonight?'

 

[strawb]

that doesn't look like an ice lolly to me

 

[justanobody88]

Like this.

I was sure there was another unopened packet in the cupboard.

Omg imagine the disappointment when u went for the new packet lol

 

[watermelon sugar]

My back is fuckin killin

 

[Tallieban]

“I’m going to kill him, that walk home was fuxking awful”.

Was a 2 minute walk home from my mums and my son really upped his asshole game.

 

[whisperchat]

If you’re such an adult start acting like one and start considering other peoples feelings not just your own. That’s a big step in GROWING THE FUCK UP

- some drama for you

 

[Gidget00_]

 

[watermelon sugar]

'I know if I was him I'd be like fuck off mate'

 

[watermelon sugar]

‘Just had a salad for me lunch and went on a walk this morning, if I’m not a stone lighter by tomorrow morning I’ll be fuming xx’

 

[WilmaHun]

She can moan about me all she wants, I'm not replying to her if she's not going to use her manners.

(I reckon if you've read my other posts on other threads, people would easily guess who this was about)

 

[JoJo76]

"Bob got through the cat flap all on his own, so proud of him! We've turned the microchip setting off so it is easier for him. He made a right bloody meal of it, but he did it. Maybe he isn't that thick after all"

Sent just now to my daughter about our cat that started going out last weekend.

 

[MyLittlePony25]

Sent my dad this cheesy joke, he loves them

 

[watermelon sugar]

‘I thought you were at work!’

 

[watermelon sugar]

Come to bed

 

[WilmaHun]

Yeah it bothers me a bit but I'll never know what's been said so

 

[watermelon sugar]

Stop coughing


My fella keeps coughing and he'll wake the baby up

 

[lilly92]

"Hi Gerry, rent is in your postbox"

Exciting stuff

 

[Libbylulu]

To my mother: You look lovely and your hair is gorgeous

 

[Tree_]

Are you getting up then???!!

To my partner as I've got 2 little children buzzing to do their easter egg hunt

 

[Blue pumpkin]

If you could count me out please, I'm unable to make it.

To some maid of honour chick who I don't even know inviting to a 'friends' hen night. A 'friend' who has put some distance between us the last few years. Never returned calls etc, declined meeting up but now wants to include me to make up numbers for her costly hen weekend. No ta, hun.